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Promoting an office

A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance.
But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why !
The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words :

Psycho-

the-

rapist.

My joke.

Piracy!

A mental hospital

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied.



"I hung him up to dry."

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What is the time?
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."

Crazy people talk

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies,


"What? And work in the dark?"

d second is a bit laughable bt d other 2 hmmmmmmmm hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

u laff sha.

no i did nt i only said its laughable

ok, goodevening, goodbye

straighten ya face abeg

oya post anoda one i go laugh

datz my darling, lol
tell ur husband say i borrow you.

borrow him wat

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!


What is the fruitiest lesson?

History, because it's full of dates!


What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!


Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!


How do you keep an slowpoke happy all his life?
Tell him a joke
when he's a baby!


What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!


What is a myth?
A female moth!

n wats dis

i don tire for yu, ooooh

sorry its nt my fault tis nt jst funny

yu get teeth at all.

se na teeth dem dey use laff ni?

Abeg me i wan go sleep jo
odaro makajibbzs
wats d meanin of d name sef n i wonder wia u get am 4rm

long story, sweet dreams wit ugly winshes chasin u. lol

i no blame u
olodo

dyt. where did u get dat name frm , darling. ?

nice jokes makajibbz

u doing ok!

Studio CFR:

My joke.

Piracy!

small thief!

u never steal d maggi wey u promise ur pikin(bibs) say u go steal

na joke u wan steal now,shebi

no let me call bakassi abi efcc for u oh

makajibbz:





  Funny Jokes > Crazy Jokes  

What is the time?
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."

This one is nice

i guess the poster is also a psychiatric patent cos most of the post is about mental disorder LOL you try sha

makajibbzs d name is my name

hey, hw was your night,?
ur papa giv u d name.

no my ancestors

i jus hvnt heard a name lik dat b4

u didnt answer my question.hw was your night,?

oh no it wz mwah

did u dream of me

ow old r u?