Okay, here is an alternative to the dubious award scheme set out by erm Jarus.

Here is your chance to truly commend those who you think are cool around here. Nominate your favourites and tell them why they are awesome.

One simple rule, keep it funny.

Please follow this format if you can:


My Favourite Poster: Sagamite.

He is my paddy, I knock his arse on Pro evo all the time. He really deserves an award for all the beating I dish out to him.

My favourite Clown: Kosovo
This dude is awesome if you don't like him, then you gonna have a problem with me. Just ask Jarus.

My "bestest" enemy: Tpiah. Respect to her, I joke and take the piss with her all the time, but she is always coming back stronger. Real genuine person. Love her sarcastic post.

My favourite tallest nairalander: Debosky
This dude is one tall walking human skyscrapper. That alone he deserves an award.

My favourite Ajebutter: Sauron
Talks tough on the forum, he will have you believe he is the baddest thing since Osama bin laden. On the real, he is a friendly mofo in real life.

My favourite person: Bluetooth.
Dunno why I am giving him this award, but yeah I am giving him one anyway. We all cannot award things to seun jare.

Upcoming underrated talent Mama Gee
Annoying, pink and unreasonable. I like her, she is like me but in the body of a fine female. She deserve a mention.


Shout out awards
This one are for people who just deserve an award, but I cant think of a reason

Semidlyfe
Odunnu


. . . . . . More to come.


In the mean time, nominate and award your people.

Good job ElRazur

LOL
I like this

El,na wa 4u o,instead of u 2stand in ovation 4 Jarus 4beatin u 2ds award thingy,u jst begin open mouth anyhow. Anyways,i'l gv an award to d biggest most despisd fool NL has 190. D guy's stench is . . .only comparable 2a Billiegoat's.

Jarus:

LOL 
I like this

You aren't supposed to like it. I was trying to show you how awards can be dished out, and it means nothing really. But yeah, respect to you for taking it like a man.

Odunnu:

Anyways,i'l gv an award to d biggest most despisd fool NL has 190. D guy's stench is . . .only comparable 2a Billiegoat's.

I agree, he truly deserves that award.

@odunnu i can now see u dey vex 4 real

Onsty,i'm a kool headed gurl o.I'm nt always vexing sha.

Lots of crazy dudes i won't mention.

u dey fear face!

@odunnu dat gud 2 hear @woke4all y don u want 2 mention names

onstelly:
@woke4all y don u want 2 mention names

Odunnu:

u dey fear face!

Fear face for net? Dem go just derail this thread!

i'm so sure that whethr u mention names or not afta d 2nd page ths thread wud be so derailed.Plz talk d talk

LMAO @ sauron

Ok mine goes to crazy Mr cock he got the best toasting lines:

you got yansh?

Baby i lost my phone number can i have yours?

Woke4all:

Ok mine goes to crazy Mr cock he got the best toasting lines:

you got yansh?

Baby i lost my phone number can i have yours?

U can say dat again, i thought i was d only one seeing dat.

i dont want them feeling big jare , so no award for nadie

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You just commented on a locked thread. Lol

190.:

my award goes to one agbero who has continuously terrorized this land, with her bean brained cells and bend down select clothes with a burial calender hanging over her head,


every body put your hands together for,

the one and Only,


O, D, U, N, N, U

U try, No one like u

mama-gee:

^^Do you want another ban?

Why are you posting in a huge font like someone that's brain dead?

Mamagee u are a Goat!

190.:

Mamagee u are a Goat!

Never please, See Caution

I had been following this theard in the background waiting for 190's reponse to Odunnu!!

Finally!! This thread has gotten hot.

_{*** pulls out a chair, lights up a giant doobie and chills****}

You again?