Boy sitting in front of a danfo bus said loudly 2 himself “if my dad was a king & my mum a queen would b a prince, if my dad was a cock and my mum was a hen I would be a chick, if my dad was a lion & my mum a lioness would b a cub! D bus driver getting irritated wit the boys recitation asked d boy “if 2 say ur papa na agbero & ur mama na ashawo,tell me, na wetin u4 b? D boy answered "Danfo driver!"

One Laugh - nice one

more please

u won kill me.

ha!

im glad u all like it.more to come

A man goes up to a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and says: "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Do you mind talking to me for a couple of minutes?"


"Why?" she asks.


"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

not rolling on d floor wit laffter but its nice

Naija_Sisi:

not rolling on d floor wit laffter but its nice

2nded.

makajibbz:

2nded.

Naija_Sisi:

not rolling on d floor wit laffter but its nice

hmmmm -


It is because you have not visited - Spoil bodies Series

Please encourage the poster - I am sure he or she is just warming up.

Not bad

**But I'm not thrilled either - raise your game pls @poster. . .**

lol, I like the first one.

Efemena_xy:

Not bad

**But I'm not thrilled either - raise your game pls @poster. . .**

im not in this to thrill u, im just a nlder catching fun

Two blond-haired men named Bob and Ben go camping. They pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer and set off. After two days of hiking, they arrive at a great spot but soon realize that they’ve forgotten to pack a bottle opener. Bob turns to Ben and says: “You gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says Ben, "By the time I get back, you'll have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says Bob. "Just hurry!"
Five full days pass, and there's still no sign of Ben. Exasperated and starving, Bob gives in to hunger and digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, Ben pops out from behind a rock and yells: "I knew it! I'm not f*cking going!"

haha
ehen much better!

pappy4real:

Two blond-haired men named Bob and Ben go camping. They pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer and set off. After two days of hiking, they arrive at a great spot but soon realize that they’ve forgotten to pack a bottle opener. Bob turns to Ben and says: “You gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says Ben, "By the time I get back, you'll have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says Bob. "Just hurry!"
Five full days pass, and there's still no sign of Ben. Exasperated and starving, Bob gives in to hunger and digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, Ben pops out from behind a rock and yells: "I knew it! I'm not bleeping going!"

@makaji at least its better than the first, dont u think?

yeh, a bit buh i didnt lmao or sumtin.

One night, a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby's crib. Silently, she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arms around her husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she whispered in his ear.
"It's amazing!" he replied, "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like this for only $75!"

oh no u've downgraded again. this joke is so-so

nize, mayne. atleast i giggled - lol