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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:26pm On Feb 15, 2011
Jesus Christ of Nairaland!!!

Ours Skull were stil functionaling? Thats was a goodnews! grin

But the fat were that i was graduation last Yr, so time to visitation the under-graduations wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Mygoldie(f): 4:41pm On Feb 15, 2011
i thout these engrish seztion has blocked oh.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 8:45pm On Feb 15, 2011
Does crasswoom still runningz? shocked
Tisha am sorry for been absence embarassed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 8:16am On Feb 16, 2011
Chi chi my diar, don't being sorry. It wos Efe's faults. Eva sins she begins prefair bookmark's teashing from mine, i, me, myself have lost intrest for taughting in dis skool.
Anyway sha, iv ya can convince Efe my infatuator to peck mine own cheeks and plays wit my hairy chests for motivation, i, me, myself will start teashing again grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by benedictac(f): 8:53am On Feb 16, 2011
che! common enguish all of u canot spoke? came 2 my sikool.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 9:19am On Feb 16, 2011
*yawns* I is tied today. Men it has tay since I comes to lecture.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by benedictac(f): 9:39am On Feb 16, 2011
where hav u go since
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 10:52am On Feb 16, 2011
^ rung Engrish, u says Where was u wented since? angry berra learnt fastry fastry if nut. . .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nelson6(m): 11:40am On Feb 16, 2011
pls u all should spoke wat i can be understood
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 3:58pm On Feb 16, 2011
oweniwe:

Chi chi my diar, don't being sorry. It wos Efe's faults. Eva sins she begins prefair bookmark's teashing from mine, i, me, myself have lost intrest for taughting in dis skool.
Anyway sha, iv ya can convince Efe my infatuator to peck mine own cheeks and plays wit my hairy chests for motivation, i, me, myself will start teashing again grin

U meaning Efe chosen bookmark's taking ova? shocked shocked
Ermmm owkay i doesnt know where she has go for awhile now. Will tried to looking for her sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 4:24pm On Feb 16, 2011
^ shifted ur head naa lemme saw the board angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 4:33pm On Feb 16, 2011
^ Stopping the noise make prease angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 4:37pm On Feb 16, 2011
But u was blocking me with ur hammer head, dont making me calls u headward angry
BTW u is entrance krass lateness today n u is run occupancy the first sit angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 4:43pm On Feb 16, 2011
Is ur two k-legs sticking on the ground dat u cant movement angry Prease i doesn't want anymore disturbant angry angry
Yes I taken 1st sit because am the smartest sturent. All of u behinds is not smart cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rasputinn(m): 5:44pm On Feb 16, 2011
chi-baby:

Is your two k-legs sticking on the ground dat u cant movement angry Prease i doesn't want anymore disturbant angry angry
Yes I taken 1st sit because am the smartest sturent. All of u behinds is not smart cool

My head,my head.Chi Baby you haf killin me finish with your inglish
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rasputinn(m): 5:49pm On Feb 16, 2011
Have you people hear the latest news from Libya?? dem are protecting that his dictation i.e Ghadaffi should come and go,that dem don tire for it
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 7:54pm On Feb 16, 2011
rasputinn:

My head,my head.Chi Baby you haf killin me finish with your inglish

grin grin u ryking my ingrish die! cheesy grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 8:27pm On Feb 16, 2011
@ rasputin:
so wat does you wunt us tu done ba about dat? Hmmm. . . Let me thought. . . Ok. I know wort to be doing.

Ok klass, let us be applied this libyar politrickal inztability tu naijiria. Does any ov yous think dat wat iz harpening from libyar can happen to nigeria and why does yu thinks so? Now lets be Discussing. . smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by BasseyJ(m): 8:41pm On Feb 16, 2011
i am just seen this theard,and i was learn a lot as i am read it, i am dey in strike, so was to be register here, i was to hope you guys go allow me,
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rasputinn(m): 9:39pm On Feb 16, 2011
chi-baby:

grin grin u ryking my ingrish die! cheesy grin grin

Yes o my sista,it have tey dat I hiad this type of grammatication
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rasputinn(m): 9:44pm On Feb 16, 2011
I have recover a partycola prayer one of these bus pastors prayered in our bus during my uni days.It going like this;

Jehova Amaggedon,all of us in this bus thanks you for all the mightiful things you have did for us,we ask you to meet us at the point of our different different needs because as our faces are different so our needs is differences
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 9:47pm On Feb 16, 2011
Bassey and rastaputting, answer mai kwestion jor!   angry  angry  angry

oweniwe:
Ok klass, let us be applied this libyar politrickal inztability tu naijiria. Does any ov yous think dat wat iz harpening from libyar can happen to nigeria and why does yu thinks so? Now lets be Discussing. .   smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rasputinn(m): 10:45pm On Feb 16, 2011
Arsenal hav winned Barcelona,there is a very celebratious art most fear on the GOONER'S thread
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by BasseyJ(m): 8:07am On Feb 17, 2011
for all the football followers, arsenal is don win baca, and baca is score first but arsenal is come from behind and was win, all my arsenal frns is very hapi
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 6:15pm On Feb 17, 2011
Haz diz plaz becomez arsenalz threadz? angry angry angry

Bassez and rastaputtinz, gerrout ov mai klazz ! ! ! ! angry angry angry angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rasputinn(m): 3:55pm On Feb 19, 2011
oweniwe:

Haz diz plaz becomez arsenalz threadz? angry angry angry

Bassez and rastaputtinz, gerrout ov mai klazz ! ! ! ! angry angry angry angry angry

Mcheww,which crass,did you get safisticate to teach,did it not only common entrance safisticate that you have get
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kaylonda(f): 7:50pm On Mar 01, 2011
i has missed this thread. So you peoples are still here? you all has plenri sense o!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Claroo(m): 12:12am On Mar 02, 2011
i am crying when chelsea beaten manchester united.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 7:57am On Mar 02, 2011
Were you still crying or you have stop.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by McCoy91(m): 8:53am On Mar 02, 2011
A 84 page of moo-moo illitrat peoples. You should go Akwa Ibom state where the govnor is give free education to peoples like you peoples.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by McCoy91(m): 8:56am On Mar 02, 2011
A 84 page of moo-moo illitrat peoples. You should go Akwa Ibom state where the govnor is give free education to peoples like you peoples.

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