You have heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. Honestly, it was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. Then the thieves struck again.

My bottom was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bottom was attached at least three inches lower than my original. I realised I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realised my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary.

My body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those plastic surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me. The next time someone you know has something lifted, look again. Was it lifted from you?

This is not a hoax.
This is happening to women everywhere every night.
Warn your friends.

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my br.ea.s.ts I was lying in bed and they were gone.

But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.

Now I keep them safely hidden in my waistband.

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Girl, post something meaningful jor!

wat can i say

1 of 2 things:

(1). You like the joke or

(2). You don't like the joke

either of which is fine by moi - but at least give an opinion

does any cm inbtw d 2 options

oh, so you mean you're neutral to the jokes then??

hmm. . .okay, if you say so girl

mmmmmmmm i didnt say so,i jst asked

Okay babes - anything you say sha

i stll havnt said anyth

<yawns>

okay

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looks like your fingers have been swooped with another's

mayb wit chips or wat do u think

Lol!

Fish Fingers!!

Now, that's original babes

or mayb d.i.c.k

Dyt you don spoil finish

now stay on topic girl!

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DYT how fa long time. how bodi hope u cool

im gd o

welcome 2 body swoop
wat part of ur body u wan swoop

i want my roommate's hair, how do i go about it?

^^hehehe

Girl I know the feeling!!

no matter how long yours is, someone else's is just longer and glossier!

cut it n aradite it 2 ur yhair bibs

ok i just hope i wont pay back with something dearer

Lol!!

Bibs, ignore Dyt - no be berra advise she dey dish out so

bibs mayb she wld ask 4 ur eyes or mayb ur yansh or probably ur bosom,u sure sound loaded

shoooo!!

Dyt!!

ow abt i swoop u 4 dis

Dyt take that picture off now pls

na child abuse be dat - I no wan look am

pls, pls - take it off now. . .

k bt i ll swoop his ryt hand wit urs

Take it off now - pls. . .