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Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 9:18pm On Aug 07, 2010 |
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh.i.t yourself when I tell you the price." |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 3:08pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
he he |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 3:38pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Dyt, I take it you like diamonds then?? |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 3:55pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
which lady doesntt adore one thou dont v one yet |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by tanimz(f): 4:10pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Dyt: You create good sentence, come spoil the end. You too dey disappoint person sef. |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 4:21pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
oya edit am 4 me |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by tanimz(f): 4:24pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Dyt: And you suppose smile and wink after the sentence. |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 4:26pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
smiles n wrinkle is dat berra |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 4:29pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
she say wink not wrinkle nor age yourself b/4 your time girl - and yes, I love diamonds - who doesn't?? |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by tanimz(f): 4:33pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
^^ Abeg help me shout am for her ears, 'cos e be like say she don dey age. Dyt: Woman, wink and wrinkle are two different words with different meanings. |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 4:34pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
where r my glasses |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 4:36pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
On your kitchen table you don forget say you take them off b/4 eating?? Anyways, Dyt - d'you like diamonds?? |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by tanimz(f): 4:42pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Dyt: Shior, no dey embarass yaself for public. |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 4:44pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Lol! |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 4:46pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
i love dem diamonds |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by tanimz(f): 4:47pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: I lie ni? |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 4:48pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
^^ No. Dyt: Babes, I hope 4 all your effort with your ex - e manage by some diamonds for you sha?? |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by tanimz(f): 4:59pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
^^ No embarrass the girl like that na. |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 5:07pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
na y iwan mk e buy dem 4 u now since tanimz no let am buy 4 me |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 5:08pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
^^ Dyt!! Taminz, is this true??!! |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 5:11pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
oya tanimz cm answer query |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by tanimz(f): 5:12pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Efe, please ignore whatever Dyt says if my name is included. Dyt, abeg I dey take whatever you respect most in the world's name beg you. No spoil my name. I be peacemaker. |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 5:14pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Dyt no dey drink all that coffee - I don warn u b/4 but erm. . .wetin be the name of this your ex wen no gree buy diamonds 4 u?? |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 5:19pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
tanimz knows berra as d peace maker she said she wz she wz tryin 2 mk peace btw me n my ex n den she snatches him n den he jst promised me a diamond necklace bt miss tanimz took him away 4rm him |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by tanimz(f): 5:21pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Mo gbe! Dyt e don do abeg. What is all this nonsense you are talking about?! No provoke me oo. . . |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 5:22pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Really?? Oya provide us with a name now pls!! name! name!! name!!! |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by tanimz(f): 5:24pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
^^ She don talk am already- Studio |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 5:27pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
<sighs> ohhhhhhhhhhh - not again!! I no want make dis thread dey contaminated with that name. . . |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 5:28pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
wow u jst hrd it 4rm d horses mouth now efe b careful se i told u earlier u myt jst b d lucky one 2 get d diamond set |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by EfemenaXY: 5:32pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
**sniggers** so, u mean say the guy dey promise but no dey deliver?? |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by tanimz(f): 5:36pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Re: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. . . by Dyt(f): 5:37pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
is it nt wen u still 2geda he can deliver? Ask tanimz mayb he got one 4 er cos i hear say na diamond e dey give all his babe o |
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