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If Only Men Would Listen! by EfemenaXY: 10:42am On Aug 09, 2010 |
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BI.TC.H!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by cynthoney(f): 5:35pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
men really find is hard to listen and believe that we r wiser than they are another story proves it: A man on his way to catch up with an appointment, ran into another car belonging to a very beautiful lady the man came out of the car and started shouting at the woman 'stupid woman! idiot! instead of looking at where u r driving,u r busying admiring urself in the mirror!' look at wat u hv done!look! the police is coming and u r going to pay for the damages u hv done to my car!' wen d woman got tired of arguing with him,she smiled at him and patted him saying 'im sorry,i hit u,i accept d blame. i ll pay for everything but before the cops come,lets drink to ur health we r really lucky to get out of this alive,its worth celebrating' the man was taken aback by her change,so he relaxed and the woman got the campagne out of her car with two glasses she poured out for the two of them and they sat beside small lake by the roadside she watched as the man gulped down his drink. wen she heard the siren of the cops close,she gathered the bottle and glasses and threw it into d lake and said to the man 'd cops r almost here,u ll have to explained to them hw drunk u re that u hit my car!!!' |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Ben13: 5:43pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Lol. . .he thought he was being abused. |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 10:26pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
Efe |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by bibs(f): 10:54pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
i intercept |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 11:07pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by bibs(f): 11:08pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 11:10pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by bibs(f): 11:13pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
dont be |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 11:17pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
I cant date you, sorry |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by bibs(f): 11:25pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
sorry to disappoint u, neither can i |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 11:29pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
So why are you touching me |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by bibs(f): 11:32pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
oya delete if u dont like it |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 12:14am On Aug 10, 2010 |
Stop it |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by EfemenaXY: 12:24am On Aug 10, 2010 |
Kunbee: hmmm? Kunbee baby - what's up? |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 12:28am On Aug 10, 2010 |
Nuffin o Happy world womens day in arrears |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by EfemenaXY: 12:29am On Aug 10, 2010 |
Really? I never hear that 1 b/4 - but okay, same to you too. . . Babes, d'you think men dey ever listen?? |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 12:42am On Aug 10, 2010 |
Yeah not many peeps knew No, they dont. For example studio |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by EfemenaXY: 12:45am On Aug 10, 2010 |
^^ Lol!! abi?? |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 12:46am On Aug 10, 2010 |
So what are you doing awake |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Okijajuju1(m): 12:49am On Aug 10, 2010 |
So woman don get anoda public holiday join all the ones wey them already get? |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 12:53am On Aug 10, 2010 |
meaning |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by EfemenaXY: 12:59am On Aug 10, 2010 |
Kunbee: Men, as I dey here - sleep don begin catch me sef <yawns> na Mr OJ dey pull my legs so. . . |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 1:01am On Aug 10, 2010 |
So you and Oj. . . . . . |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by EfemenaXY: 1:39am On Aug 10, 2010 |
^^ Babes - me and OJ nothing comot that one for your mind quick-quick |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Okijajuju1(m): 1:51am On Aug 10, 2010 |
^^^ Commot wetin for which mind!! Kunbee E neva cross my mind before o!! But as you don prophesy am, I recieve it in geezus nome I also claim it on behalf on Efe my future e- in geezus name AMin!! Amin!! |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Kunbee: 2:17am On Aug 10, 2010 |
:oAmen oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I must be lil bride at the e wedding |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Okijajuju1(m): 3:50am On Aug 10, 2010 |
Little wetin!!! 50year old woman like you. |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by EfemenaXY: 2:06pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Ha!! Wetin una 2 dey pray for?? Abeg free me jor! . . . |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by flexystar(f): 5:57pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
beutifull people how una dey? @Okija, no let ur juju wish other peopleoooo. infact no be to beg u too much holy ghost fire dey in abundance. |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by Ben13: 6:39pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Please this isn't the chat thread. If this continue, thread will be locked. |
Re: If Only Men Would Listen! by bibs(f): 6:51pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
continuation__ order from above lol |
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