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| Three Women Going To Heaven by Labans(m): 4:54pm On Apr 19, 2007 |
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on , very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!" |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by SamMilla1(m): 5:19pm On Apr 19, 2007 |
mr laban,i suggest you pileupall this jokes in on place and make people enjoy it. you almost have one page of nairaland jokes fullof stupid nonsenses |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by femionasan(m): 10:26am On Apr 20, 2007 |
Bros Sam Milla take it easy. No be fight. |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Pamperme: 11:35am On Apr 20, 2007 |
@sam milla, u are right my broda.  @ laban why not arrange ur jokes like sam milla and put it in one thread ( call it laban jokes or whatever). Most of the time ur jokes are so useless and senseless that people dont reply after reading, check it out urself.  |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by sunej(m): 8:55pm On Apr 20, 2007 |
Haba, but this one funny, i de cnsider publishing it on my column nxt week |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by archbishop(m): 9:30pm On Apr 20, 2007 |
Men, That woman must be ugly.  archbishop |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by ikejoe(m): 4:22pm On Apr 24, 2007 |
guy no mind dem na biff!!! |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Bolarge(m): 4:30pm On Apr 24, 2007 |
@ikejoe Abi o my brother.U sef notice.  @Labans That wz freakin' good my guy. That woman's wowoism no go get part2. |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Aduks(f): 4:42pm On Apr 24, 2007 |
@ Laban Pls my brother keep it up, nice one |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by faa(f): 6:30pm On Apr 24, 2007 |
Funny! |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Gheorghe(m): 2:51pm On Apr 27, 2007 |
| these one, good one |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Pamperme: 3:18pm On Apr 27, 2007 |
@ikejoe, bolarge and co. why shd i beef the guy naw? But dont u think it will be more convenient for u guys to read his jokes under one thread instead of checking it out one after anoda. guess dat's wat any sensible person will do but if u guys enjoy it like dat, no probs, keep reading his junks (birds of a feather they say  ) |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Aduks(f): 6:43pm On Apr 27, 2007 |
@ Pamperme ha ha, Bros let us learn to appreciate people, this is good enough abeg. |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Bolarge(m): 4:22pm On May 03, 2007 |
@Labans Just cldn't help revisiting this joke. Kudos men. U 2much. |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by cecipopula(f): 6:56pm On May 03, 2007 |
nice 1 |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by dialo: 2:27pm On May 05, 2007 |
labans sends lots of dry jokes but this one made me laugh. |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Labans(m): 7:43pm On May 15, 2007 |
Bolarge: @ Bolarge, Thanks for ur encouragement! I really do appreciate. |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by akx(m): 1:58pm On May 16, 2007 |
Don't mind all the beefers Labans, in my opinion your jokes are currently the best on nairaland. Sam miller or whatever his name is should put a sock in it. |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by moela: 6:14pm On May 16, 2007 |
y una dey6beef d joke is funny enuff now. abeg kip am up. dem no get sense of humour |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Labans(m): 1:41pm On May 17, 2007 |
moela: akx: @ Akx and Moela, Thank you! Thank you!! Thank you!!! You Guys are indeed simply wonderful. |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Labans(m): 1:16pm On Jun 12, 2007 |
A big shout out to all of you, that has contributed to this joke  I hail! |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Aduks(f): 3:30pm On Jun 12, 2007 |
U r so much in love with this ur thread that u didn't want it to stop. Let people discover it, they will tell u how good u r. |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Abbygyal(f): 4:46pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
lmao! @poster nice one |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by tufe(m): 10:52pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
there jokes dry |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by dreday(m): 1:08am On Sep 13, 2008 |
i'm with tufe on this one |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Gabry(f): 4:15am On Sep 13, 2008 |
Poster, dont worry I'll support you |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Jeovy(m): 4:24am On Sep 13, 2008 |
I find the joke rather funny |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Gabry(f): 6:54am On Sep 13, 2008 |
Ah Ha |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by tufe(m): 10:50am On Sep 13, 2008 |
Jeovy: because u forgot ur sense in ur frnd's place |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Gabry(f): 8:23am On Sep 14, 2008 |
tufe. . . . you dont find the joke funny? |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Jeovy(m): 11:21am On Sep 14, 2008 |
because he forgot its sense in your pot |
| Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by tufe(m): 11:29am On Sep 14, 2008 |
lol |
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