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The Biggest Insult You Have Ever Heard? by dinnerm(f): 12:01am On Apr 23, 2007 |
GIVE THE BIGGEST YOU HAVE EVER HEARD? |
Re: The Biggest Insult You Have Ever Heard? by jbuoy(m): 1:33pm On Apr 23, 2007 |
• If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? • You'd make a lovely corpse! • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. • Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? • Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? • You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits, huh? • Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast? • You love nature in spite of what it did to you? • I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located? • I wish I'd known you when you were alive. • If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck! • What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement. • When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? • I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving. • You're a mouse studying to be a rat. • Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you. • Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone. • I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest! • If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? • There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. • Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? • You're a good example of why some animals eat their young. |
Re: The Biggest Insult You Have Ever Heard? by Naijagal2(f): 2:46pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
jbuoy u completely stole d show haba! dinner m said 2 post ur biggest insult not write a book! anyways i still hav one: u nogood narrow minded p-y eating biiiiiiiiiiiiatch! |
Re: The Biggest Insult You Have Ever Heard? by D1KeleVra(m): 9:37am On Dec 26, 2008 |
@Topic You yellow-belly-tie-wearing-bribe-taking hypocrite. |
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