�Wife: Can I cut my hair and make it short?
Husband: Cut it.

W: I took lot of efforts to grow it long..
H: Then don't cut it

W: They say short hair is the fashion these days..
H: Then cut it

W: What if the fashion changes after I cut?
H: Then don't cut it

W: All my friends say that I will look beautiful with a short hair..
H: Then cut it

W: But I doubt whether short hair will suit my small face..
H: Then don't cut it

W: But short hair is very easy to manage..
H: Then cut it

W: But how can I wear flowers in my hair. I love to wear flowers.
H: Then don't cut it

W: I think there is nothing wrong in trying once...
H: Then cut it

W: But it may take a long time to grow hair again.
H: Then don't cut it

W: Still I feel like giving it a try once
H: Then cut it

W: If I look ugly after cutting my hair ....
H: Then don't cut it
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The husband is undergoing treatment in a mental hospital presently. He doesn't speak anything except two sentences." *Then cut it* and *then don't cut it* ."women palava.
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Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right
tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!
Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

Sexy jokes, rated 18 and above, children go to school

A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll show you the difference. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

His sister looks up and says, "Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores."

*Boyfriend that cannot slap soldier for his girlfriend, is that one a boyfriend?*

Am waiting for any soldier who will misbehave toward my babe.
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*I wouldn’t mind marrying a 60 years old billionaire if you like, call me a gold digger.*

Na gold I dig, I no dig grave.
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Baby i don't want to do this thing and you are still spreading your legs
"Na dem"

"Ladies will go through their boyfriend's phones and see nothing but will still get angry and say, "so you have deleted everything"�����"

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