A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave

at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place

where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."



Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor

party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while

your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt"



She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's maths teacher."

nice joke

Thank you

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Highly indifferent

hmmm. . .

Nice one.

sick derailers have come again, just comment on the joke.

sting_224:

Nice one.

sick derailers have come again, just comment on the joke.

Thanks Sting!!

**Long time sha - how u dey?**

OMG!!! efe dat joke was sweeettttt!!!

I no like am - i score 2/10

This is a joke with class  

Element G:

OMG!!! efe dat joke was sweeettttt!!!

Thanks Element - I'm back from recess!!

blacksta:

I no like am - i score 2/10

Oh?

kola oloye:

This is a joke with class

Thanks bro - u be berra pessin

I cant seem to see the funny side of this joke - am i missing something. ;

Yea, go borrow a brain lol

Vic2k3:

Yea, go borrow a brain lol

Your mouth sharp this morning abi

hmmm. . .

blackie give good comment for once naa

^^ abi??

e tire me o!

abi shey u vex d guy?

I nor send anyborry

besides blacksta na unstable element - 1min e dey high, next min e dey low. . .

Efemena_xy:

I nor send anyborry

besides blacksta na unstable element - 1min e dey high, next min e dey low. . .

hey element is mine and mine only, its for me, myself and I, and mind u, it is stable

Lol - Okay then!

Tips for women

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.




5. It is important that these four men don't know each other

Jxt passing by

you shouldn't be here anyway - it says: Tips for women

**Strolling back again**

**strolls by again this time like a peacock**

Finking **that lady must b made of steel all these my beautiful feathers still no show** wait a minute i've got an idea

what idea?

**nah, it's just talk jor. . .**

**strolls quickly away from him. . .**

Efemena_xy:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave

at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place

where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."



Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor

party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while

your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt"



She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's maths teacher."

I love reading this joke over and over again.