A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?"

"I would have gotten out today."

9ice complicated joke

Vic2k3:

9ice complicated joke

Thanks!

Oh GOD, now dat is wat i call a miserable condition, chai see suffering, efe keep dis jokes coming, i lov'em

This joke is nice

Thanks guys

I aim to please

;d ;d ;d

and here's one more for the road 

Dutiful wives

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given  their  new wives duties.


Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it
took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house
and the dishes were all washed and put away.


Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.


The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot
meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little out of his left eye.

Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a
handyman.


God Bless Australian Women.

good one

Lol efe tnx 4 da advice

awww c'mon babes - I never claimed to be Australian

I'm Nija through and thru. . . *winks*

I know jxt teasing lol

umn guys i need to go now, i need to av some rest, see ya later

okay - then Element

take care

both jokes are tight dearie. more pls.

Thanks girl - I'll try

rubbish i have seen first one before .Efe how far

Oga Blacksta

I'm fine, thank you

I Nearly laugh

not bad. kip 'em coming girl

I'll try - thanks Yinka

you're welcome