Two NIGERIAN WOMEN were waiting at the Gate OF HEAVEN and struck up a conversation. First WOMAN says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First WOMAN says "Must have been awful." What a painful death?
Second WOMAN says "How did you die?" First WOMAN says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful to me so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, i rushed to the kitchen no one was there, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second WOMAN says, Poor you "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive!

LMAO

Aduks:

Second WOMAN says, Poor you "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive!

word!!!