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Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by AloyEmeka8: 2:37am On Aug 31, 2010 |
A sign of the times. See names of Churches in our country!!!! Home | Latest Addition | A sign of the times. See names of Churches in our country!!!! Font size: Published 30/08/2010 16:41:00 Webby While browsing recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment Here it goes::. Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State) God's Mennonite Church Guided Missiles Church JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY' Healing Has Begun Ministry God's Own Ministry The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know) Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac) Huricane Miracle Ministry Healing Tsunami Ministry Satan in Trouble Ministry Fire for Fire Ministry Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. My guess is they're affiliated with NATO FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt) Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite! Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel The Yoke Must Broke Ministry Jesus Heal Ministry Face to face ministry Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State) By fire By Fire Ministry HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna) House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH) JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY OPM - Other people's money (PH) God in action ministries Moving mountain gospel church MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa) Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja) HIGH TENSION MINISTRY JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err, the "F" word Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry Accredited Church of God Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!) Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power" Fire burn ministries JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta Old time religion ministry Strong Hand of God ministry Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa. Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS Perfect Christianity Ministry Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries Elshaddai shall not die ministries , pls note Powered by, lolz http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/latest-addition/59085-sign-the-times-See-names-Churches-our-country.html 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Kunbee: 10:41pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
High tension |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 11:00pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
The one that keeps me laughing is Guided Missiles church. There u will not mish ur target lol. Honestly i find it hard to believe some names above |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Rhino3dm: 11:12pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
. . . If you really wanna see con and idio.ts go to churches. |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by mazaje(m): 11:19pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
Rhino.3dm: What about the mosque?. . . .There are MORE crazy people in the mosques than in the churches in my opinion. . . . .All the do is sit and listen to some deluded i.m.b.e.c.i.l.e.s recite the Koran in Arabic, a language that they don't even understand, while nodding their heads like crazy lizards. . . .Deluded people. . . 1 Like |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Rhino3dm: 11:36pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
^^well said! Mazaje how can semi illitrate do the thinking for harvard graduate? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Rhino3dm: 11:46pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
How ironic is to idiots like boko haram using handsets, cars. . . And stopping oyhers from using? How pathetic is a medical doctor turned suicide bomber? ? Cant really figure how deluded people can go. |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by AloyEmeka8: 4:21am On Sep 01, 2010 |
mazaje: lol 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by IRAPADA(m): 7:54pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
Baba ijebu evergelical ministry |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Ymodulus: 4:12pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
I no fit laugh! Christians are funny people He be like say names wey dey go choose don finish |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by mimibets(f): 9:33pm On May 18, 2012 |
House of Jehovah's padawan,is that a church? So the pastors are then jedai warriors |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Ptolomeus(m): 9:52pm On May 18, 2012 |
"Ministry paystithingordie!". really I admire the creativity of the Pastors! |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 8:41pm On May 19, 2012 |
Church of Amadioha . 2 Likes
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Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by jedidiah2801(m): 10:59am On Jul 10, 2015 |
Hmmmmm! Different vehicle with different models conveying the people to eternity. Are you sure your vehicle(church ) is in good condition? Are you sure they are driving in right direction (Eternity with God )? |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Emmawa(m): 10:20am On Aug 16, 2016 |
AloyEmeka8:Nawao...u sure sey na God Almighty reveal doze Church names to dem? Mak God help us o... |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Crownylord(m): 12:50pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Let me add dis one. Twas a joke from basket mouth. CHURCH OF MOSQUE. |
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Crownylord(m): 12:51pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
LoL Let me add dis one. Twas a joke from basket mouth. CHURCH OF MOSQUE. |
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