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Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by AloyEmeka8: 2:37am On Aug 31, 2010
A sign of the times. See names of Churches in our country!!!!
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While browsing recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment cheesy

Here it goes::.

Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)

God's Mennonite Church

Guided Missiles Church

JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'

Healing Has Begun Ministry

God's Own Ministry

The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know)

Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)

Huricane Miracle Ministry

Healing Tsunami Ministry

Satan in Trouble Ministry

Fire for Fire Ministry

Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. My guess is they're affiliated with NATO cheesy

FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)

Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel

The Yoke Must Broke Ministry grin grin grin

Jesus Heal Ministry

Face to face ministry

Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace

Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)

By fire By Fire Ministry

HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES

David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)

House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)

JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY

OPM - Other people's money (PH)

God in action ministries

Moving mountain gospel church

MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD

Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)

Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" cheesy cheesy cheesy

HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)

HIGH TENSION MINISTRY

JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err, the "F" word cheesy

Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry

Accredited Church of God

Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!) cheesy

Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated

Ministry Of The Unclad Wire - Bayelsa State

LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God

Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin

God is Real Ministry.
Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"
cheesy

Fire burn ministries

JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt

Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta

Old time religion ministry

Strong Hand of God ministry

Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.

Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil

KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan

Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin

SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS

Perfect Christianity Ministry

Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries

Elshaddai shall not die ministries , pls note Powered by, lolz

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Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Kunbee: 10:41pm On Aug 31, 2010
High tension cheesy
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by toba: 11:00pm On Aug 31, 2010
The one that keeps me laughing is Guided Missiles church. There u will not mish ur target lol.
Honestly i find it hard to believe some names above
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Rhino3dm: 11:12pm On Aug 31, 2010
. . . If you really wanna see con and idio.ts go to churches.
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by mazaje(m): 11:19pm On Aug 31, 2010
Rhino.3dm:

. . . If you really wanna see con and idio.ts go to churches.


What about the mosque?. . . .There are MORE crazy people in the mosques than in the churches in my opinion. . . . .All the do is sit and listen to some deluded i.m.b.e.c.i.l.e.s recite the Koran in Arabic, a language that they don't even understand, while nodding their heads like crazy lizards. . . .Deluded people. . .

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Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Rhino3dm: 11:36pm On Aug 31, 2010
^^well said! Mazaje how can semi illitrate do the thinking for harvard graduate?

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Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Rhino3dm: 11:46pm On Aug 31, 2010
How ironic is to idiots like boko haram using handsets, cars. . . And stopping oyhers from using?
How pathetic is a medical doctor turned suicide bomber? ? Cant really figure how deluded people can go.
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by AloyEmeka8: 4:21am On Sep 01, 2010
mazaje:

What about the mosque?. . . .There are MORE crazy people in the mosques than in the churches in my opinion. . . . .All the do is sit and listen to some deluded i.m.b.e.c.i.l.e.s recite the Koran in Arabic, a language that they don't even understand, while nodding their heads like crazy lizards. . . .Deluded people. . .

lol cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by IRAPADA(m): 7:54pm On Dec 01, 2010
Baba ijebu evergelical ministry
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Ymodulus(m): 4:12pm On Dec 02, 2010
I no fit laugh! Christians are funny people

He be like say names wey dey go choose don finish
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by mimibets(f): 9:33pm On May 18, 2012
House of Jehovah's padawan,is that a church? So the pastors are then jedai warriors
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Ptolomeus(m): 9:52pm On May 18, 2012
"Ministry paystithingordie!".

really I admire the creativity of the Pastors!
Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 8:41pm On May 19, 2012
Church of Amadioha .

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