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|Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by AloyEmeka8: 2:37am On Aug 31, 2010|
A sign of the times. See names of Churches in our country!!!!
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While browsing recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment
Here it goes::.
Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
God's Mennonite Church
Guided Missiles Church
Jesus IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
Healing Has Begun Ministry
God's Own Ministry
The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know)
Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
Huricane Miracle Ministry
Healing Tsunami Ministry
Satan in Trouble Ministry
Fire for Fire Ministry
Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. My guess is they're affiliated with NATO
FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite!
Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
Jesus Heal Ministry
Face to face ministry
Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
By fire By Fire Ministry
HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
Jesus IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
OPM - Other people's money (PH)
God in action ministries
Moving mountain gospel church
MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"
HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
Jesus NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err, the "F" word
Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
Accredited Church of God
Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!)
Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
Ministry Of The Unclad Wire - Bayelsa State
LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD
And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God
Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin
God is Real Ministry.
Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"
Fire burn ministries
Jesus THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt
Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
Old time religion ministry
Strong Hand of God ministry
Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil
KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
SEVEN THUNDERS OF Jesus
Perfect Christianity Ministry
Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
Elshaddai shall not die ministries , pls note Powered by, lolz
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Kunbee: 10:41pm On Aug 31, 2010|
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by toba: 11:00pm On Aug 31, 2010|
The one that keeps me laughing is Guided Missiles church. There u will not mish ur target lol.
Honestly i find it hard to believe some names above
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Rhino3dm: 11:12pm On Aug 31, 2010|
. . . If you really wanna see con and idio.ts go to churches.
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by mazaje(m): 11:19pm On Aug 31, 2010|
What about the mosque?. . . .There are MORE crazy people in the mosques than in the churches in my opinion. . . . .All the do is sit and listen to some deluded i.m.b.e.c.i.l.e.s recite the Koran in Arabic, a language that they don't even understand, while nodding their heads like crazy lizards. . . .Deluded people. . .
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Rhino3dm: 11:36pm On Aug 31, 2010|
^^well said! Mazaje how can semi illitrate do the thinking for harvard graduate?
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Rhino3dm: 11:46pm On Aug 31, 2010|
How ironic is to idiots like boko haram using handsets, cars. . . And stopping oyhers from using?
How pathetic is a medical doctor turned suicide bomber? ? Cant really figure how deluded people can go.
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by AloyEmeka8: 4:21am On Sep 01, 2010|
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by IRAPADA(m): 7:54pm On Dec 01, 2010|
Baba ijebu evergelical ministry
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Ymodulus: 4:12pm On Dec 02, 2010|
I no fit laugh! Christians are funny people
He be like say names wey dey go choose don finish
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by mimibets(f): 9:33pm On May 18, 2012|
House of Jehovah's padawan,is that a church? So the pastors are then jedai warriors
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Ptolomeus(m): 9:52pm On May 18, 2012|
really I admire the creativity of the Pastors!
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 8:41pm On May 19, 2012|
Church of Amadioha .
|Re: Funny Names Of Nigerian Churches by jedidiah2801(m): 10:59am On Jul 10|
Hmmmmm! Different vehicle with different models conveying the people to eternity. Are you sure your vehicle(church ) is in good condition? Are you sure they are driving in right direction (Eternity with God )?
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