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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:31am On Jul 17, 2019
Enireqx20:


Someone saw "exemption" yesterday. Is this story adding up?

I'm really wondering what the "EXEMPTED" means

local man is so loving this drama
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enireqx20(f): 9:31am On Jul 17, 2019
Lol.... Na wa o.... Nothing wey I no go see for this thread
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by holujay: 9:33am On Jul 17, 2019
ChasteGhuy:


Bros, come again pls... Yoou say?

wink wink U av come again urself now
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tejiri4(m): 9:33am On Jul 17, 2019
ChasteGhuy:


I'm really wondering what the "EXEMPTED" means

local man is so loving this drama

Me too just one word that can bring so much confusion.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:34am On Jul 17, 2019
Eminemzybet:



We d talk about NNPC job with over 4m upfront u d brimg minimum wage of 30k come here.
No make Local man vex o

lol
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by flowwolf09: 9:37am On Jul 17, 2019
Kevlala:
Seems this guy doesn't know that in a recruitment process, it is easier to select the pple u won't take than pple who will be successful.
Seems to me, he is new to recruitment exercises. From last Friday, since the interview ended on Thursday, they have gotten the top 1% dey want to give APL? Just hear urself.
Pray we all here get our heart desires. Dnt let this alert thing make u start spewing things Dat isn't logical.

Now I know you have analogue thinking. Did you not have a bar code on your invite. Your scores are inputed into your profile by the panel secretary. At the end of the process, a bell curve is made for each state. I won't say the rest since you are living in einsteins era and not cloud computing era. Gosh.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:37am On Jul 17, 2019
mathology5431:
Local man head is banging!
Yesterday na war against people wey receive Alert!
Today na war against people wey never receive!
Tomorrow naa, we don't know what will come next

Local man cannot can again o.....
Ahhhaaaa


Amaka confusion
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by 1samm: 9:38am On Jul 17, 2019
flowwolf09:


So paying you 10k is compensation. Also your location is all the same. What it means is that their names have moved to APL list from interview list.
local man trying really hard to console himself grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mathology5431(m): 9:39am On Jul 17, 2019
EXEMPTED from furtherance in your application - no APL
or
EXEMPTED from further scrutiny as a qualified candidate
or
The normal EXEMPTED EXEMPTED

Local man thinking....
Local man looking....

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by NigelCundy: 9:39am On Jul 17, 2019
flowwolf09:


Now I know you have analogue thinking. Did you not have a bar code on your invite. Your scores are inputed into your profile by the panel secretary. At the end of the process, a bell curve is made for each state. I won't say the rest since you are living in einsteins era and not cloud computing era. Gosh.

Hahahahaha what is going on here bro? Can you just come straight and not throw people into a state of utter confusion

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:40am On Jul 17, 2019
holujay:


wink wink U av come again urself now

grin grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:40am On Jul 17, 2019
Gbagan!!!

Alert don d show
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Macgyver1: 9:40am On Jul 17, 2019
flowwolf09:


Now I know you have analogue thinking. Did you not have a bar code on your invite. Your scores are inputed into your profile by the panel secretary. At the end of the process, a bell curve is made for each state. I won't say the rest since you are living in einsteins era and not cloud computing era. Gosh.

So we wey never see alert na olodo for our state.
If I REASON you... Obla bla bla

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 17, 2019
tejiri4:


Me too just one word that can bring so much confusion.

The EXEMPTED could also mean exempted from the recruitment process ... Eviction... Lol

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mathology5431(m): 9:41am On Jul 17, 2019
Eminemzybet:
Gbagan!!!

Alert don d show
If this is true, then the exemption Theory is hereby declared Null n void
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Black11: 9:42am On Jul 17, 2019
The alert thing could also mean the bottom x% have been sent their money, further filtering would be done till the wanted x would be selected and maybe paid last.
Since una dey find conspiracy theory.

PS-Mosgoon your are selfless, maybe I misinterpreted you. wink

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tejiri4(m): 9:42am On Jul 17, 2019
Eminemzybet:
Gbagan!!!

Alert don d show

Can anyone else confirm this hypothesis?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:43am On Jul 17, 2019
flowwolf09:


Now I know you have analogue thinking. Did you not have a bar code on your invite. Your scores are inputed into your profile by the panel secretary. At the end of the process, a bell curve is made for each state. I won't say the rest since you are living in einsteins era and not cloud computing era. Gosh.

Bros, my hand dey shake as I dey type... Pls, local man is confused.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Proffessorr: 9:44am On Jul 17, 2019
Eminemzybet:
Gbagan!!!

Alert don d show

Did you receive your tfare from NNPC today?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by 1samm: 9:45am On Jul 17, 2019
Do they write IQ test during bank recruitment?!..i hardly doubt that because no logical person will correlate receiving 10k and being the top 1% in a state..is it a reward for their awesome performance or ...

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:45am On Jul 17, 2019
mathology5431:
EXEMPTED from furtherance in your application - no APL
or
EXEMPTED from further scrutiny as a qualified candidate
or
The normal EXEMPTED EXEMPTED

Local man thinking....
Local man looking....

Local man has no idea

Local man is confused

Local man wishes not to see Amaka
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by joobseekar: 9:48am On Jul 17, 2019
Top 1% is like 100 applicants, are we saying only 100 applicants received the alert yesterday? how about the payment has to do with dates of interview? like those on 1st 3rd, 5th... are yet to receive, while those on 2nd, 4th, 6th day... have received.

Please don't let us start "US" vs "THEM" at this moment, it's too early.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by NigelCundy: 9:49am On Jul 17, 2019
Lol, what if this guy is right? What if it's truly for top 1%. I know someone who has also received.

BTW, we that didn't write down account number don't even know if we should be happy, scared or sad.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enireqx20(f): 9:49am On Jul 17, 2019
Who has received alert this morning o grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MRtristan: 9:49am On Jul 17, 2019
mosgoon:
haha..okay, would start a conversation prob before the end of the week. if i clear lots of stuff on my table atm


Wow, i'm a first class graduate too but am really amazed and proud of your achievements even as a fellow Osun state indigene. I always knew that state would be competitive as hell, we too like book... Mehn i really need to step up my game, Local man has been feeling too comfortable these days...Please kindly send the LOMS to dagashtristy@yahoo.com thanks.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by flowwolf09: 9:52am On Jul 17, 2019
1samm:
Do they write IQ test during bank recruitment?!..i hardly doubt that because no logical person will correlate receiving 10k and being the top 1% in a state..is it a reward for their awesome performance or ...

What you don't know is that your name won't enter MIS if you don't pass. Thats how the shortlisting was done and the interview invite was sent. Do you know those not invited were not sent a message.
Now do the analysis. You pick the top 1% from each state and quickly reimburse their TP to reduce your work. FCC says you must employ the best from each state. You then barter and truck to select the remainder to join them.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Gianluigizona(m): 9:54am On Jul 17, 2019
The best thread ever!!
Laugh don pull my trouser!! �������

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by NigelCundy: 9:54am On Jul 17, 2019
flowwolf09:


What you don't know is that your name won't enter MIS if you don't pass. Thats how the shortlisting was done and the interview invite was sent. Do you know those not invited were not sent a message.
Now do the analysis. You pick the top 1% from each state and quickly reimburse their TP to reduce your work. FCC says you must employ the best from each state. You then barter and truck to select the remainder to join them.

Do you have a reliable source sir or everything is based on your own understanding of how the system works? The answer will give a lot of clarity as your information is generating a serious concern for other candidates

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 9:55am On Jul 17, 2019
Black11:
The alert thing could also mean the bottom x% have been sent their money, further filtering would be done till the wanted x would be selected and maybe paid last.
Since una dey find conspiracy theory.

PS-Mosgoon your are selfless, maybe I misinterpreted you. wink

It can also be in this way. It's not cast in stone
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FAIRALL(m): 9:56am On Jul 17, 2019
mosgoon:
couldn't send all at once as i planned so it'd come in batches. only those who sent pms up till 12am today would get links as i have already collated and would forget everything LOMS after.
preparing second batch links now

Please kindly include my email in the next batch.

emekacj4real@gmail.com.

Local man appreciates
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:57am On Jul 17, 2019
haha..today has yet taken another turn..well, while everyone shouldn't take all claims serious about this Tfare-APL conundrum (remember yesterday someone said his source rubbished the idea, and now today the opposite..so different sources with contrasting feedback - a good sign of uncertainty)
but for fun lol, approaching this situation from a logical standpoint, why would NNPC re-imburse that early. Re-imbursement means expenses..so think of it this way, why would NNPC create expenses that early. All companies hate expenses/costs and try to reduce them at the slightest opportunity. So now let's assume there is a conspiracy theory (which i doubt) think this way ''HYPOTHETICALLY", as if you are NNPC.

why should we spend additional money that quickly for a certain number of applicants, remember we would like to cut cost. what could compel us to spend money on certain applicants this early. lets see our expenses at this stage concering Tfare and renumeration..

successful applicants renumeration + Tfare renumeration(for unsuccessful candidates) + Tfare renumeration (for successful candidates)...

I want to cut cost, which is dispensable?

i'm going to spend twice on successful applicants, i can cut that cost by not giving them their Tfare since i would still spend on them with the renumeration and then spend on Tfare renumeration for unsuccessful candidates.expenses become

successful applicants renumeration + Tfare renumeration(for unsuccessful candidates).

now this is assuming there is any such conspiracy which i once again doubt lol. The above is just for play grin thinking logically

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Aremolomi: 9:57am On Jul 17, 2019
How true is this?


Eminemzybet:
Gbagan!!!

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