[color=#000099][/color]I am an object, I kiss my mother before I die....what am i.
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answer: you are a match box and a match stick

In America
Guy: I love u
Girl: I love u too
relationship don set.

In Nigeria
Guy:I love u
Girl: (she will look at u for 5minutes and then started asking stupid question) hmm love kwa... See dis guy OHHH.. pls don't provoke my dis hot evening ohh... God of my people u even have d gods telling me that u love me... Where d love �� moreover who was that girl I saw in ur car last Sunday ago.... Hmmmmm am even talking of d girl pls who is Elizabeth to u Ijeoma nko?? What of chidima?? ..... Now listen to me,, for ur information my birthday is next week ehhh y am I even inviting u since I knew dat confident will not allow u to come . . . hahaha Niger girls 2much we are d best in gossipology
my stupidity don dey grow �� abi I lie Lolz my profile still dey uncommented over to u Biko

when I guy becomes too suspicious of is gf n he is a player....dat pix is d result....cant stop laughing.

this is the world most best, safest and fastest medium of traveling

Emmaco's father buys a magic lie detector robot that slaps people when dey lie He decides to test it out at dinner one night
Emmaco's father asks what he did dat afternoon
Emmaco: I did some home work." The robot slaps him
Emmaco:: ok, OK, I was at friends house watching movies "
Dad: what movie did u watch??
Emmaco: Toy story." The robot slaps him again.
Emmaco: OK,OK, we were watching porn
Dad: what? At ur age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom: laugh and says, well he certainly is ur son ,,, the robot slaps the mother.
are u thinking Wat am thinking.......

drinking alcohol is not good with me o.....the first time I tried it, I stole my own money.

Now I believe that Nigeria is a free country....wow
my mom gave birth to me ....I No pay I went to Government school because is free education....I No pay
I live with my parents I eat any how I like ....I No pay
I live in my father's house ....I no pay
And now I have found a girl to marry....i hope is for free...but the way her papa dey look me dey smile I dey get hope o.

Markemmzy comedy:
one day, I was driving keke with a passenger inside. getting to his stopping point I parked. as soon as he got out the next thing I saw was a naked lady ran into my keke and I just kept starring at her up n down as she was like....what is it na? why do u keep starring at me like that na? haven't u seen a naked lady before?.....i was like....why...I have seen a lot of them.....but am just wondering where u will bring out my money from to pay me...

Hmmmmm IGBO MOTHERS SELF
Can u imagine dat my mom called me today saying.... My son if u want to succeed in life run away from women"" hold ur ears... I said stay out of women they are dangerous they are able to kill at anytime... As soon as I heard " kill at anytime I run away... My mom started shouting.."' Ewooo this boy will kill me ohh....where are u going....without looking backwards I shouted....i am running away from women......and she was like plz come back I didn't mean myself....
OMG I became confused she said b4 dat women are dangerous now she is calling me back..... abeg help me ohh am afraid of going back because she is also a woman

when a rich man buy car....poor man will say it's vanity upon vanity.....
if he builds a mansion...serious vanity upon vanity....
na wa o....is it my fault that u are poor....plz Wat is the definition of vanity....is it not worthless things or a liability.....my friend poverty itself is vanity....so choose ur own vanity wisely.

Some girls are wicked sha
My belle o I can't just stop laughing o ���

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