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Doing The Dishes by Nobody: 10:10am On Sep 08, 2010
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"
Re: Doing The Dishes by Dyt(f): 10:30am On Sep 08, 2010
Oh my,nice one bro,thumbs up
Re: Doing The Dishes by babyme1(f): 11:08am On Sep 08, 2010
It's not funny having s.ex with ur gf's mum. Stale undecided
Re: Doing The Dishes by StudioCFR(m): 11:21am On Sep 08, 2010
Carry come and see if i nor go chop her cake na
Re: Doing The Dishes by ElementG(m): 12:26pm On Sep 08, 2010
nice one man, i love it grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Doing The Dishes by Spyker: 12:44pm On Sep 08, 2010
Funny but the part of him sleeping with his girl's mum is absurd and in their presence.
Re: Doing The Dishes by Mobsync(m): 1:03pm On Sep 08, 2010
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Re: Doing The Dishes by hectorswag(m): 3:23pm On Sep 08, 2010
its a joke, duh!! Anything can happen cheesy
Re: Doing The Dishes by EfemenaXY: 11:26pm On Sep 08, 2010
@Poster

This joke is incredibly SILLY!!

but you know what??

I LOVE IT!! grin grin grin

Nice 1 - keep 'em rolling pls (1st joke today that's made me laugh!!) wink cheesy cheesy
Re: Doing The Dishes by Kunbee: 11:36pm On Sep 09, 2010
ewwwwwwwwwww lipsrsealed
Re: Doing The Dishes by creampy(f): 10:40am On Sep 10, 2010
nice one
Re: Doing The Dishes by Olami099(m): 11:11am On Sep 10, 2010
Not 2 funny
Re: Doing The Dishes by hectorswag(m): 12:30pm On Sep 10, 2010
undecided

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