Nofavorss:
Bros, when she tell me say na April fool, I no gree o. Tell her say nothing must do my pikin

u ar evil

When an afonja woman said she loved me.
I beat her dirty skull!

The Real Fool is the person who rejects the Way, the Truth and the Life!

I open my phone this morning, i open www.goal.com, the first news that i saw is that Alex Iwobi has signed for Barcelona. After i read the news i was very stupid to the extent that i dont know that today is April Fool

Satan66:
When an afonja woman said she loved me.
I beat her dirty skull!

Stupidity no go kill you... dirty rag!!!

Nofavorss:
The last one I fell for was that she’s pregnant Told her to keep the baby. So I didn’t really fall

Hmmmmm

I just got pranked, i sat down gently on my desk preparing for the day's work when my colleague came to inform me that our head asks to see me, i abandoned what i was doing and rushed down because the head doesn't just send for you, it must be something serious, on getting there she was attending to someone so i waited for her to finish. She raised her gaze to me and asked, yes, do you want something? , i said, you sent for me ma, she then smiled and asked , what is today's date, i said 1st April, she said you have been pranked, kai, I too laugh..

Satan66:
When an afonja woman said she loved me. I beat her dirty skull!

hahaha

A lady told me she is pregnant and she is gonna keep it.

carammel:
I just got pranked, i sat down gently on my desk preparing for the day's work when my colleague came to inform me that our head asks to see me, i abandoned what i was doing and rushed down because the head doesn't just send for you, it must be something serious, on getting there she was attending to someone so i waited for her to finish. She raised her gaze to me and ask, yes do you want something? , i said, you sent for me ma, she then smiled and asked , what is today's date, i said 1st April, she said you have been pranked, kai, I too laugh..

Lolz. Your boss sounds like she is easy going and prolly has good sense of humor.

The lecturer that is taking us environmental and pollution engineering asked us to tear a sheet of paper for snap test this morning and the question was what is April fool, everyone was baffled by the question and don't know what to write until he bursted into laughter and said April fool

She called and told me to get ready to fvxk her real good that morning, that she'd stop by. I prepared my danger room, drank Alomo, jedi jedi and all but she never called or picked my call until 12pm. Then she said "April fool". Prick just dey pain me that day.

After wishing my bae happy new month, some minutes later she sent a msg read " Hunie, I have seen some1 I want to marry" i quickly rush to pick my phone and called her, she was so serious about her stand, I quickly ended my call to ring her sister then I saw my babe call again n I picked she said I should check my phone and her WhatsApp msg read "Hunie, Is April fool" I busted into laugh. It was funny really within that few minutes... The prank is awkward.

GreatAchiever1:


Lolz. Your boss sounds like she is easy going and prolly has good sense of humor.

Some days are just Christmas, she was prolly in a light mood.

Someone fell for mine this morningl

opesax:
I open my phone this morning, i open www.goal.com, the first news that i saw is that Alex Iwobi has signed for Barcelona. After i read the news i was very stupid to the extent that i dont know that today is April Fool

I think say na only me see this one sotey I rush enter goal com, arsenal site,barca site..waste of mb

Damn!!.. I remember just like yesterday. During my university days, I was in part 1 and met this light skin girl in my department. We chat up and she gave me her number. We became very close, I'm a play boy and I don't date girls. Only friends with benefit, we went to read together in the night on campus. To cut the story short, we had sex without protection. We both enjoyed and told my Gee about cos we're keeping scores then. The girl was popular on campus and all shit, on that fateful night. She gave me call telling me, we have to see and I went out to her. The next she says "I can't see my period again" and we get test in the morning. I don't where the sweat came from in cold, I started sweating profusely and couldn't say anything. My brother na bad experience I swear, after 10mins she cum shout say April fool. You need to see the relief on my face and was really mad at her. Las las we had another sex that night �

IFEOLUWAKRIZ:


I just pulled one today. Immediately it was 12,on my status on WhatsApp,I made a status post where I was talking of how God blessed me last month with excess money. I concluded my testimony by saying that I wan give out 10 (2k each for five people). Come and see the war that ensued in my DM Even those kind of friends that you guys last chatted years back they also dropped their bank details.And even the set of friends that would turn off their read receipts on WhatsApp to the extent thar you won't know they still exist. I saw old and 'lost' friends in my DM yesterday.

I sha told them"congratulations on your certificate of participation in April fool prank which I'm about to confer on you" Some are still cursing me up till now sha even one said categorically that she hates me :DWas it really that deep to warrant such unfriendly reactions from them when they found out that I played pranks on them?



When I was a child,my friend told me that my mother asked him to tell me to slaughter our only GOAT then which I did. I was beaten ehn that day.

I don die with laf for here o

I was at home suddenly my phone vibrated and I saw alert of 10k from my elder bro,,I rush down to the bank to cash it out then it says insufficient fund i called him he said April fool cry inside

OhiOfIhima:
After wishing my bae happy new month, some minutes later she sent a msg read " Hunie, I have seen some1 I want to marry" i quickly rush to pick my phone and called her, she was so serious about her stand, I quickly ended my call to ring her sister then I saw my babe call again n I picked she said I should check my phone and her WhatsApp msg read "Hunie, Is April fool" I busted into laugh. It was funny really within that few minutes... The prank is awkward.

Bro, April Fool aside!
Marriage dey her mind.
Wise up.

Satan66:
When an afonja woman said she loved me.
I beat her dirty skull!

Wait do you talk trash all the time dumb a**

femi4:
first post after 221 posts since Jan. You no try

This right here fellas is a monitoring spirit...

When evil men die they become evil spirit

omojeesu:
The Real Fool is the person who rejects the Way, the Truth and the Life!

But why?

SirL0neWolf:
Playing football manager that year and I got a message from the board.


The board is pleased with the progress you've made so far and wants to reward you with £500m for the new transfer window. Click to accept


I couldn't believe my eyes and quickly clicked on the icon only to see

April fool. You didn't think we'd make it that easy did you?

I went round the hostel showing everybody my laptop. Till today remains the best April fool prank I ever received.

Wow really?
Football manager for life

Iyajison:
She called me and said she was on her way to my house that I should stand by the road side to pick her up....
Bros.... I really needed that visit..

I stood for over an hour by the road side... She keep telling me hold up..

And finally....she said it.....



I saw myself smiling but tears were coming out of my eyes...

hahaha.... Thank God say u no take man power if not erhhh..........

Tapout:
[b]Back then as kids when i and my younger brother made it a point of duty to use play and scatter the whole house....so it happened our elder sister came back from school few days to the 1st of April, and after observing us, decided on how to handle the situation. fast forward to April 1st, she woke both of us up around 4am saying that since she has been away for time now, she wanted to prepare a special meal for us, buy that she cant be cleaning the house and be cooking at the same time, ofcos we both agreed to clean the whole house while she cooked, meanwhile after a while i sha noticed no activity was going on in the kitchen, but i felt she was probably warming up..after all na special food she wan cook. thats how we cleaned the whole house and prepared for school only for her to wake up around 7am prepared bread and tea for us for breakfast, walked out and bought like 5 speedy biscuit(cookies) that year with caprison for each of us and said "APRIL FOOL" that's the special food. i've never been so shocked in my life.after telling us how we stress her by scattering the whole house and asking us how we enjoyed cleaning it back, she said she will us the time she would have spent in cleaning the house that morning to prepare a special food for herself. my younger brother was already crying like crazy, me i didn't even know how to react. she later prepared indomie and egg for us tho out of pity but we sha learnt our lesson[/b]

Tapout:
[b]Back then as kids when i and my younger brother made it a point of duty to use play and scatter the whole house....so it happened our elder sister came back from school few days to the 1st of April, and after observing us, decided on how to handle the situation. fast forward to April 1st, she woke both of us up around 4am saying that since she has been away for time now, she wanted to prepare a special meal for us, buy that she cant be cleaning the house and be cooking at the same time, ofcos we both agreed to clean the whole house while she cooked, meanwhile after a while i sha noticed no activity was going on in the kitchen, but i felt she was probably warming up..after all na special food she wan cook. thats how we cleaned the whole house and prepared for school only for her to wake up around 7am prepared bread and tea for us for breakfast, walked out and bought like 5 speedy biscuit(cookies) that year with caprison for each of us and said "APRIL FOOL" that's the special food. i've never been so shocked in my life.after telling us how we stress her by scattering the whole house and asking us how we enjoyed cleaning it back, she said she will us the time she would have spent in cleaning the house that morning to prepare a special food for herself. my younger brother was already crying like crazy, me i didn't even know how to react. she later prepared indomie and egg for us tho out of pity but we sha learnt our lesson[/b]

Every day of the week I always have morning classes except for Monday, only for my course rep to tell us that we have a fixed class this morning. I almost insulted the lecturer's whole family for taking away my precious Monday morning. Only for me to get to class and I've almost waited the whole 2 hours and no lecturer. I'm in pains. To make it even more convincing he sent a fake sms correspondence between him and the lecturer.

I just did one to someone right now it feels so good to prank someone cos I've not done it before

My boss called me this morning that they've started uploading our just concluded exam results that I should go and check mine and I was like haha dis is too early now he later told me he was only joking ( April fool)

carammel:
I just got pranked, i sat down gently on my desk preparing for the day's work when my colleague came to inform me that our head asks to see me, i abandoned what i was doing and rushed down because the head doesn't just send for you, it must be something serious, on getting there she was attending to someone so i waited for her to finish. She raised her gaze to me and asked, yes, do you want something? , i said, you sent for me ma, she then smiled and asked , what is today's date, i said 1st April, she said you have been pranked, kai, I too laugh..

Lol....Same thing happened to me this morning...

Chronicgenius:

But why?

Jesus called Himself the Way, the Truth and the Life.

When a man rejects Jesus there's potentially, no more hope:

He's out of the Way of Salvation.

He is ignorant of the Truth about the Creator, His creation and their relationship and

He has lost Eternal Life.