From
A Mother With Love
Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles
from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived
here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to
change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if
it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them
since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The
first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a
little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them
off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral
home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she
comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried
because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is
yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a
girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it
Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him
out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he
burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends
were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate
down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already
sealed.   

hector, i dont know why you are tackling me like dis. abi u don dey for in love?

Nice yoke

Not heard this one b/4 - nice joke @Poster

Efemena_xy: Not heard this one b/4 - nice joke @Poster

tanx dear.
@ hector
u chop winch abi na for dream u see me. mtchewwwww

L0ls...... Cant stop lafin oh!!

Viva Splendor: L0ls...... Cant stop lafin oh!!

no ova laff so dey no go sack u ooooo
unemployment full naija. if dey sack u person dey for line dey wait ooo

queenet246:


no ova laff so dey no go sack u ooooo
unemployment full naija. if dey sack u person dey for line dey wait ooo

Tnx for d advice my Sista...., Na God go bless u 4 me oh!!!

I no undastand diz yoke @all,,,me I no dey read again make i quickly commot here joor

nice joke bt 2 b sincere u copied and pasted it. this is strictly btw I and u.

yungkiz: I no undastand diz yoke @all,,,me I no dey read again make i quickly commot here joor

simply say dat u cant read tru d lines coz ur a slow reader even though i wasnt fast in writing it.

queenet246:


simply say dat u cant read tru d lines coz ur a slow reader even though i wasnt fast in writing it.

Ur yarch deir

yungkiz:
Ur yarch deir

pls i nid some chains here someone is going wacko

nice 1, cant stop laughing..........