A man who had just died, arrived at heaven's gate. Before allowing him entry, St. Peter asked him if he'd ever loved a woman.
No, the man replied, Not a single one.
Did you have a friend you cared for?
No.
Perhaps you loved a pet? Did you not feel a love for nature?
No.
What took you so long to get here? asked a surprised St. Peter. You've been dead for ages.

Clever joke!

One needs to read between the lines

Nice 1 @poster - I like it. . .

tanx efemena

ok

Wia de yoke na lol

^^ the joke's not for dullards

try another thread man

Biff!

Lol
God pass enemy

wetin na? nor be biff!!

I dey tell u say make u go find simple joke - for your simple mind

I don win bronze as the second runner' up best joker* last year - na your turn dear - lets see if yo name go make nomination list dis season lol

I nor dey enter rat race like you - I get my own level

anyways, go find simple joke for your simple mind na! Wetin??

Lol fake!

U no get level jor

oya kill yourself now

Hey never begin hold me for shirt na - u wan tear'am?

you so wish!!

Efe nor go touch you - trust me man

Just passing.

Sky!!

Darling wetin u dey do here at this time 'o the night??

I don miss u wella o!!

Babes! I missed you too.

They locked me inside office. Lol!

^^hahaha

Oya diall 999 and tell 'em you want the Fire Services

They'll happily oblige - u know helping a damsel in distress 'an all dat

Babes i dey Naija o, 911 no dey our phonebook. hehehe!

lol!

so na which one dey una phone book now?

summary - efe and studio were atakin each oda, suddenly a chic came along, and they both 4got thier biff, chei woman no go kill man

U nearly make me laugh - i for laugh if to say na another person name u mentioned say get biff wit me.

But but, i no get biff wit nobody - i just want talk to them to stop to dey phuck*up*

Thank u

sats:

summary - efe and studio were atakin each oda, suddenly a chic came along, and they both 4got thier biff, chei woman no go kill man

come, take time o Sats! - 'ope 2 say u nor dey call me lesbo??

nice one u got there

Efemena_xy:

come, take time o Sats! - 'ope 2 say u nor dey call me lesbo??

abeg what is lesbo

Lesbian. A female attracted 2 same.
aside that, d joke is okay, short n straight.

(kneelin down) efemena am so sorry,i didnt kno that u r female, i had 2 check ur profile 2 confirm, OMG, its all makin sense d way studio is always after u, has he toasted u?
@angelz, tnx

sats:

(kneelin down) efemena am so sorry,i didnt kno that u r female, i had 2 check your profile 2 confirm, OMG, its all makin sense d way studio is always after u, has he toasted u?
@angelz, tnx

You're forgiven - I'm not angry

You think Mr Stud is always after me?? Nor let am hear you o!!

as for your last que: no comment

Retract dat statement about me and apologise publicly sats.

U have from now to sunday to do dat or. . .

^^ or what??

Are'nt u going to work dis morning?