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The Ugandan President To Ban Mouth Action; Says The "Mouth Is For EATING" by crackclap: 6:00am On Apr 22, 2019 |
Question: [/b]Breathing through the mouth is just eating air. [b]Answer: bro, that’s gay Those were the first lines that got me cracking. This one felt like a meme. Thoughts: If it becomes a crime, then there’s is going to have to be a part of the police force dedicated to preventing blowjobs and eating out. What kind of sad losers are going to be willing to enforce that? Now, for all satanic Homo sapiens, it is a piece of bad news as Uganda has stood up for morality. The president of Uganda has said he wants to ban the nation’s citizens from practising MouthAction because ‘the mouth is for eating’. President Yoweri Museveni blamed ‘outsiders’ for trying to convince Ugandans to perform MouthAction on one another – and said he was issuing a public ‘warning’ about it. This is what he told the press. “Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders. One of them is what they call MouthAction. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is,’ he said”. Let’s face reality. How did kissing even come to be? Wanna know? It is believed that the kiss originated from our primitive female maternal ancestors who fed their babies by chewing food and “open mouth delivering it” through a kiss to the baby. In conclusion, Museveni signed the Anti-Homosexuality Act in 2014, making it illegal to be gay in Uganda. Ugandans risk life imprisonment if they are found to be having regular gay sex. The act also made it a criminal offence not to report someone for being gay. It is rather unfortunate that many world powers are not supporting this. You can see other devilish comments https://crackclap.com/ban-oral-sex/
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