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"Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by gistvicreports: 1:09pm On May 25, 2019
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In a burial poster, a dead man was seen begging people to come for his burial on the shared date. Gistvic Reports.

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Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/05/please-attend-my-burial-dead-man-begs.html

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Timmypromise(m): 1:11pm On May 25, 2019
Illiterate everywhere
Dead calling the living..... spit angry

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Omihanifa: 1:14pm On May 25, 2019
Occultic poster undecided people should attend your burial so that they can serve as ingredients for sacrifice undecided

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Donald95(m): 1:15pm On May 25, 2019
Timmypromise:
Illiterate everywhere

How?? Family just want people to come and give Papa the last respect and you are calling them illiterates.

Mind yourself

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Donald95(m): 1:16pm On May 25, 2019
Omihanifa:
Occultic poster undecided people should attend your burial so that they can serve as ingredients for sacrifice undecided

Shallow minded illiterate. Its quite a pity

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by SageMK: 1:16pm On May 25, 2019
Obituary of a core introvert.

Lol. I understand. grin

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Omihanifa: 1:19pm On May 25, 2019
Donald95:


Shallow minded illiterate. Its quite a pity


Wayray

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Jayslicky: 1:23pm On May 25, 2019
The man's family obviously knew that the man lived a wicked and reckless life, he lacked friends and acquaintances, hence the reason to beg people to attend the burial, most of the people who will go to the burial will go because of foods and drinks not because of comforting and wishing the family of the deceased good.

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Abfinest007(m): 1:58pm On May 25, 2019
hilarious
Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by iTearHerToto: 2:00pm On May 25, 2019
This is what happens when a failed soul falls

No friends or family to celebrate you when your gone. Does the soul have a child I guess NO sad

I'm not sure a single soul would attend cos invitation might be a trap. They should invite almajiris. Bad idea they are humans too. I think dogs would do


Pukesangry

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Kevin1960: 2:03pm On May 25, 2019
Was the invitation written before or after his death ?

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by aanuoluwami14(f): 2:46pm On May 25, 2019
grin grin grin
Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Otyemmanuel(m): 4:14pm On May 25, 2019
Mad people everywhere.

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Nobody: 6:21pm On May 25, 2019
ARU!
Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by FhukaFhuka: 6:21pm On May 25, 2019
grin.... We dey come grin grin grin

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Kingluqman(m): 6:21pm On May 25, 2019
Hope dem go serve me Hot Amala and ewedu


Reply me ASAP dead!!


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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Erhun10z: 6:21pm On May 25, 2019
Will rice and stew really Be plenty??
Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by kilisi(m): 6:21pm On May 25, 2019
Now, this is so hilarious!

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by TheFacelessMan: 6:22pm On May 25, 2019
angry

I was almost buried alive in Cruz Azul, Mexico in 1999.

I was a hitman for the Sinaloa cartel

We made a decision to uproot the Mendellin crew, our major rivals.


So..... we killed one of the favourite nephews of Don Carlos Asprilla.


The funeral was in the public cemetery full of tombstones and mausoleums.

Where i was..... it was dark and cramped.

I was sweating in my suit. Waiting for showtime, barely able to breathe.

I listened with my ears to wood, hearing the pastor preach to hardened criminals who didn't believe in Heaven/Hell


The moment i heard "ashes to ashes, and dust to dust"

I opened the lid of the coffin next to the funeral party and came out guns ablazing ! shocked shocked shocked


[img]https:///media/5-25-2019/2KgDWs.gif[/img]

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by nicepoker101(m): 6:23pm On May 25, 2019
They are eager to see that he witnessed his funeral grin
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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Yankiss(m): 6:25pm On May 25, 2019
Nothing we can't hear in this end time world. That invitation is enough to send everyone running far far from the burial programme. What - a dead man inviting you to attend his burial? Some of these things we take lightly have serious spiritual connotations.

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by Naijageak(m): 6:26pm On May 25, 2019
Hmm..
Nothing the eyes will not see
Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by hopexter(m): 6:27pm On May 25, 2019
This is the kind of Funeral you show your Invitation before geting a plate of rice. Sir, I'm not coming. Cos they won't believe me that I was Invited by you with no proof. grin angry
Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by hopexter(m): 6:29pm On May 25, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
angry

I was almost buried alive in Cruz Azul, Mexico in 1999.

I was a hitman for the Sinaloa cartel

We had been trying to target the Mendellin crew that had been muscling onto our turf, trying to be tough guys.


Bro, you don dey smoke Akereodolu weed already? grin grin

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by TheFacelessMan: 6:30pm On May 25, 2019
hopexter:



Bro, you don dey smoke Akereodolu weed already? grin grin

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Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by emeijeh(m): 6:31pm On May 25, 2019
Wetin person no go see for Nigeria?
Re: "Please Attend My Burial"- Dead Man Begs People To Come For His Burial In Poster by mastermaestro(m): 6:38pm On May 25, 2019
SageMK:
Obituary of a core introvert.

Lol. I understand. grin

You are very mean! cheesy cheesy

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