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| Blackberry Phone Or A Holy Bible? by Yefet(m): 6:37pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
Wadup yo, Ooops, am not in the streets.What if you asked a friend if he/she wanted a Blackberry Phone or a Holy Bible for a birthday present.The guess is right: Blackberry will be chosen.Why? Prestige.it is considered classy to own a BB in this century.Hey, i-phones too. Ever wondered what would happen if we treated our Bibles like we treat our Blackberry cell phones? What if we carried the Bible around in our purses or pockets? What if we flipped through the Bible several time a day? What if we turned back to go get the Bible when we forgot it in the drawer? What if we used it to receive messages from God as scripture? What if we treated the Bible like we couldn't live without it? What if we gave the Bible to Kids as a gift? What if we used the Bible when we traveled abroad? What if we used the Bible in case of emergency? What if we read the Bible more than we watch soap opera and porn? What if we inspired Muslims to read the Bible? What if the Bible could be our remote control in the houses? What if husband and wife could read the Bible before bed? What if the Bible was connected to a network for coverage? What if you woke up one morning to find your Bible minus battery? What if you paid for monthly Bible bills or else you get cut off? What if you charged your Bible 2hrs before reading it? What if the Bible had software to update new versions of Genesis? What if the Bible was revised by Satan and amen replaced with " a man?' What if we had different Bible classifications like Bible N series, Bible E series, Bible touch screen, Bible herbal, Bible reloaded, Bible studded? What if the Bible was for the rich people only? What if the Bible was the official Constitution of every country? What if the Bible had an expiry date? Oh, and one more thing, Unlike our Blackberry cell phones, we don't have to worry about our Bibles being disconnected because Jesus already paid the lifetime bills.The Bible uses no satelitte, CDMA or GSM technology.The Bible is wireless.You can connect to the same Bible worldwide in real time. N.B.---- I NEED YOUR PRAYERS CONCERNING HOW I FEEL.I WON'T MAKE IT PUBLIC.YOU'D RATHER ASK IF YOU CARE, PEACE!! Gospel 411 +254733888411 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting +254733888411 |
| Re: Blackberry Phone Or A Holy Bible? by Image123(m): 12:19am On Sep 29, 2010 |
classic, yefet. CLASSIC! |
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