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Painless Death by Nobody: 6:40pm On Jun 11, 2019
.... I'd go straight to the point cos all my options hv already been exhausted.

I hv 3k left in my acct. I'd gv it all out + my laptop + my infinix android phone (d one I'm holding right now) + my sim card & memory card to anyone that can suggest any painless & quick death method.

sniper sounds painful from what I already read from nairaland.
hanging takes 4-5 minutes and that's bad.
I don't hv access to explosives, it wud hv been d best.

I'm thinking, Is there any drug/pill that can do d work?
or better still, any hospital that can painlessly take out d heart?

or finally, any native doctor that can do d trick via any charm.

I've thought abt this for 2years before concluding.
I've paid a doctor for aid before.
I've called a suicide helpline I got from nairaland.
I've met different pastors.

OK, the count down starts now. before 21st of this month, all will b over.

meanwhile, d first best suggestion gets what I promised.

0.8.0.3.0.9.9.7.8.9.3
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 6:52pm On Jun 11, 2019
...like I said, it'll likely b on 21st.

but if u need my yahoomail, gmail, Facebook , perfect money,skrill or nairaland login details, beep me on 20th and its all urs (free of charge)

I'd drop my gtb bank MasterCard + fidelity bank visa card at a location alongside d password. its all urs if u wish to go to d location & take it . (pls, d acct is almost empty once I take out d 3k)
Re: Painless Death by SUPERPACK: 7:13pm On Jun 11, 2019
PremzY001:
.... I'd go straight to the point cos all my options hv already been exhausted.

I hv 3k left in my acct. I'd gv it all out + my laptop + my infinix android phone (d one I'm holding right now) + my sim card & memory card to anyone that can suggest any painless & quick death method.

sniper sounds painful from what I already read from nairaland.
hanging takes 4-5 minutes and that's bad.
I don't hv access to explosives, it wud hv been d best.

I'm thinking, Is there any drug/pill that can do d work?
or better still, any hospital that can painlessly take out d heart?

or finally, any native doctor that can do d trick via any charm.

I've thought abt this for 2years before concluding.
I've paid a doctor for aid before.
I've called a suicide helpline I got from nairaland.
I've met different pastors.

OK, the count down starts now. before 21st of this month, all will b over.

meanwhile, d first best suggestion gets what I promised.

0.8.0.3.0.9.9.7.8.9.3
why not sell your kidney, heart and liver, give the money to your family, and you are good to go.
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jun 11, 2019
SUPERPACK:
why not sell your kidney, heart and liver, give the money to your family, and you are good to go.
how can I go abt it?
also, is it painless?
Re: Painless Death by SUPERPACK: 7:39pm On Jun 11, 2019
PremzY001:
how can I go abt it? also, is it painless?
yes, visit any specialist hospital.
Re: Painless Death by Blakjewelry(m): 7:48pm On Jun 11, 2019
PremzY001:
.... I'd go straight to the point cos all my options hv already been exhausted.

I hv 3k left in my acct. I'd gv it all out + my laptop + my infinix android phone (d one I'm holding right now) + my sim card & memory card to anyone that can suggest any painless & quick death method.

sniper sounds painful from what I already read from nairaland.
hanging takes 4-5 minutes and that's bad.
I don't hv access to explosives, it wud hv been d best.

I'm thinking, Is there any drug/pill that can do d work?
or better still, any hospital that can painlessly take out d heart?

or finally, any native doctor that can do d trick via any charm.

I've thought abt this for 2years before concluding.
I've paid a doctor for aid before.
I've called a suicide helpline I got from nairaland.
I've met different pastors.

OK, the count down starts now. before 21st of this month, all will b over.

meanwhile, d first best suggestion gets what I promised.

0.8.0.3.0.9.9.7.8.9.3
are you on Whatsapp?
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 8:09pm On Jun 11, 2019
if u hv a good suggestion, I can chat u up.

if u need anything from me, you'd hv to ask on d 20th

but it'd b better to drop ur opinions here so that I can easily gv out wat I promised to d most soothing response.
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jun 11, 2019
SUPERPACK:
yes, visit any specialist hospital.
if u can help me make arrangements for this, then I think there don't b any need prolonging this thread.

call up ur doctors & get there consent then beep me.
I'd come along with d phone & PC when everything is confirmed
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 1:59am On Jun 12, 2019
@Poster I'm almost in the same shoe with you. I've considered suicide but I felt things can get better if I have some millions in my account. Hence, I'm struggling to get where I can sell my kidney.
Anyone with link should help pls
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 2:00am On Jun 12, 2019
SUPERPACK:
yes, visit any specialist hospital.
But it's illegal. Specialist hospitals may not accept it. Do you have any other idea?
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 9:00am On Jun 12, 2019
....any other suggestion?
Re: Painless Death by aanuoluwami14(f): 10:58am On Jun 12, 2019
SUPERPACK:
why not sell your kidney, heart and liver, give the money to your family, and you are good to go.

grin grin grin grin grin good idea
Re: Painless Death by Drkiki: 12:04pm On Jun 12, 2019
Re: Painless Death by Hedonisst: 1:42pm On Jun 12, 2019
Tarry for a while my brother. There's hope in the horizon. Anything can happen at any time. So hang on, that miracle is around the corner.
Re: Painless Death by EvangelistMFM(m): 5:08pm On Jun 12, 2019
There is really no need to kill yourself. ..Life itself is short,wait for your time..What u need do is to Fear God and keep His commandments.Killing yourself is automatic hell fire where there is no forgiveness...Better see me for expert counseling
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jun 12, 2019
PremzY001:
how can I go abt it?
also, is it painless?
why don't you find a lake, river or large water to drown yourself, it's suffocating but I don't consider it painful. Suicide is not easy, but if u have enough money and contacts, u might be able to get anti- pain drugs, I would have recommended tramadol in high quantity but it is banned now and hard to get, highly overdosing on sleeping pills might work though.
Re: Painless Death by Adam09: 6:33pm On Jun 12, 2019
PremzY001:
how can I go abt it?
also, is it painless?

Pick Uber to third mainland bridge and do the needful.

Or Just enlist with the Nigerian Army and beg to be posted to North East to fight Boko boys.
Re: Painless Death by citadels(f): 11:01pm On Jun 12, 2019
Please stop this joke. U can't kill yourself for what. Nothing is worth dying for u can talk it out and over with me please. I'm here for you to lean on me please.
Re: Painless Death by citadels(f): 11:05pm On Jun 12, 2019
PremzY001:
....any other suggestion?
please don't listen to ur head and all this stupid nairalanders. U can't die. Everyone is struggling on Earth but trust me you deserve to live. Just ask Jesus to visit you tonight and u will find peace.
Re: Painless Death by Barrywest(m): 7:08am On Jun 13, 2019
But some nairaland are very stupid, cry pls I beg you guys with the name of God, suicide is not an option, you suffer here and your still gonna burn in hell. And also taking your life is against the law of this country...
Hold on everything is gonna be alright, I assure u
Re: Painless Death by CosmicPhoenix: 7:13am On Jun 13, 2019
buy a gun and shoot yourself in the head.it's painless and fast
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jun 13, 2019
SUPERPACK:
yes, visit any specialist hospital.

I sent u a msg

Pls check ur mail
Re: Painless Death by SUPERPACK: 2:34pm On Jun 13, 2019
PremzY001:


I sent u a msg

Pls check ur mail
are you serious or joking, i was just joking oh, my hand no dey,
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jun 15, 2019
SUPERPACK:
are you serious or joking, i was just joking oh, my hand no dey,
ur suggestion wasn't complete but was d closest. hence, I'd gv u what I promised.
I sold d PC & also spent d 3k on some medical check up.
i'll snd u an email on 20th June abt where to get d phone.
Re: Painless Death by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jun 15, 2019
THREAD CLOSED....!!!

Re: Painless Death by SUPERPACK: 9:45pm On Jun 15, 2019
PremzY001:

ur suggestion wasn't complete but was d closest. hence, I'd gv u what I promised.
I sold d PC & also spent d 3k on some medical check up.
i'll snd u an email on 20th June abt where to get d phone.
i dont need the phone, try to stay alive atleast for your family and loved ones,
Re: Painless Death by Momfa: 12:23am On Jun 16, 2019
PremzY001:
.... I'd go straight to the point cos all my options hv already been exhausted.

I hv 3k left in my acct. I'd gv it all out + my laptop + my infinix android phone (d one I'm holding right now) + my sim card & memory card to anyone that can suggest any painless & quick death method.

sniper sounds painful from what I already read from nairaland.
hanging takes 4-5 minutes and that's bad.
I don't hv access to explosives, it wud hv been d best.

I'm thinking, Is there any drug/pill that can do d work?
or better still, any hospital that can painlessly take out d heart?

or finally, any native doctor that can do d trick via any charm.

I've thought abt this for 2years before concluding.
I've paid a doctor for aid before.
I've called a suicide helpline I got from nairaland.
I've met different pastors.

OK, the count down starts now. before 21st of this month, all will b over.

meanwhile, d first best suggestion gets what I promised.

0.8.0.3.0.9.9.7.8.9.3

If you can share your problems, someone might have the solution. Suicide is not an option!!!
Re: Painless Death by Momfa: 1:19pm On Jun 23, 2019
Man , hope u still on earth?
Re: Painless Death by Neoteny(m): 1:30pm On Jun 23, 2019
Insulin injection. Buy one from any drugstore and inject up to 80 units.

Quick and painless.

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Re: Painless Death by Hedonisst: 1:39pm On Jun 23, 2019
Neoteny:
Insulin injection. Buy one from any drugstore and inject up to 80 units.

Quick and painless.

Have you tried this before
Re: Painless Death by raphretle: 2:15pm On Jun 23, 2019
have you tried carbon monoxide Very fast n effective n painless too..
Re: Painless Death by Neoteny(m): 2:18pm On Jun 23, 2019
Hedonisst:


Have you tried this before

Yes and it worked. I died peacefully and that's why I'm here telling you.

cool

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