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Bad Condition . . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 5:58am On Oct 07, 2010
A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors
over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor
said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The
man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The
doctor replied, "Your manliness is very, very large. The weight of your
manliness is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your
stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a manliness
transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he
agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man
up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The
transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could
speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while
he began to miss his large manliness, and how the girls used to love it.
He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful
for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but
I miss my old manliness. Please find the transplant donor and tell him
that we have to exchange manlinesses back." The doctor shook his head
and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo, impossible."____Lol_________
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 6:28am On Oct 07, 2010
Thief thief no go kill u stud
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Odunnu: 6:45am On Oct 07, 2010
Wetin be 'manliness?'
Abeg tel me wetin e be make I follow laff.
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 6:58am On Oct 07, 2010
^^That thing that gives u painful joy.
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:34am On Oct 07, 2010
Vic2k3:

Thief thief no go kill u stud

Na your opinion be dat?

well, i know sey nor be everybody sabi play ball.

continue dey look up to the ceilling dey shout thief thief make i dey gently climb to fame dey go - very soon HOLLYWOOD go hear my name and honour me with grammy.

slow fella
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by VALIDATOR: 8:33am On Oct 07, 2010
lol
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by clemcykul(f): 8:49am On Oct 07, 2010
lol grin grin grin grin grin

so wat did da doc do wid da pr**ick??
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:44am On Oct 07, 2010
But some doctors wicked
- chei, poor man. :O

from grace to grass :p

all him babes wey dey enjoy the him big pri*k before go have to learn to cope with the small size now. tongue

i thank god for the size of my own sha :d
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by clemcykul(f): 11:09am On Oct 07, 2010
1inch
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by bibs(f): 12:23pm On Oct 07, 2010
Lol
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Nobody: 2:02pm On Oct 07, 2010
lmao
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by gidson12(m): 2:06pm On Oct 07, 2010
i no dey get time read all those long jokes, abeg studio summarize am
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2010
go do brain transplant so dat u go begin create time to read long jokes -
Clemcykul wan donate her un-used brain for you.

she's doing it for love i guess. lol
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by babyme1(f): 3:42pm On Oct 07, 2010
hahaha grin
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 6:04pm On Oct 07, 2010
lol na wa'o
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 11:34pm On Oct 07, 2010
Bast**d doctor
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 11:43pm On Oct 07, 2010
^^sharap dia jor. As if u don't want it big and huge wink
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 11:50pm On Oct 07, 2010
undecided undecided
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 11:55pm On Oct 07, 2010
Undecided ke. Na lie?
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:08am On Oct 08, 2010
Na lion
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 12:11am On Oct 08, 2010
She can be jolly too lol. Na lion ko animal ni. So u're one of the big JT lovers lol huh?
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:20am On Oct 08, 2010
Hmmmm undecided
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 12:23am On Oct 08, 2010
Hey! I hope i didn't get u w. . by saying the word big JT
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:32am On Oct 08, 2010
hmmmmmm undecided
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 12:34am On Oct 08, 2010
**taps her gently** hey! Stop day dreaming jor
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:41am On Oct 08, 2010
ehen undecided
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by EfemenaXY: 12:42am On Oct 08, 2010
Vic2k3:

**taps her gently** hey! Stop day dreaming jor

<yawns>

warra boring xter  undecided undecided undecided

Kunbee babes - how u dey??
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:48am On Oct 08, 2010
I dey
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by EfemenaXY: 12:49am On Oct 08, 2010
good
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 12:52am On Oct 08, 2010
Good? Cos u've succeeded in killing the harmless convo?
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by EfemenaXY: 12:53am On Oct 08, 2010
vicks stop following me na!

go sleep undecided undecided

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