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Bad Condition . . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 5:58am On Oct 07, 2010 |
A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The doctor replied, "Your manliness is very, very large. The weight of your manliness is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a manliness transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while he began to miss his large manliness, and how the girls used to love it. He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but I miss my old manliness. Please find the transplant donor and tell him that we have to exchange manlinesses back." The doctor shook his head and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo, impossible."____Lol_________ |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 6:28am On Oct 07, 2010 |
Thief thief no go kill u stud |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Odunnu: 6:45am On Oct 07, 2010 |
Wetin be 'manliness?' Abeg tel me wetin e be make I follow laff. |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 6:58am On Oct 07, 2010 |
^^That thing that gives u painful joy. |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:34am On Oct 07, 2010 |
Vic2k3: Na your opinion be dat? well, i know sey nor be everybody sabi play ball. continue dey look up to the ceilling dey shout thief thief make i dey gently climb to fame dey go - very soon HOLLYWOOD go hear my name and honour me with grammy. slow fella |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by VALIDATOR: 8:33am On Oct 07, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by clemcykul(f): 8:49am On Oct 07, 2010 |
lol so wat did da doc do wid da pr**ick?? |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:44am On Oct 07, 2010 |
But some doctors wicked - chei, poor man. :O from grace to grass :p all him babes wey dey enjoy the him big pri*k before go have to learn to cope with the small size now. i thank god for the size of my own sha :d |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by clemcykul(f): 11:09am On Oct 07, 2010 |
1inch |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by bibs(f): 12:23pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Nobody: 2:02pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
lmao |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by gidson12(m): 2:06pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
i no dey get time read all those long jokes, abeg studio summarize am |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
go do brain transplant so dat u go begin create time to read long jokes - Clemcykul wan donate her un-used brain for you. she's doing it for love i guess. lol |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by babyme1(f): 3:42pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
hahaha |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 6:04pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
lol na wa'o |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 11:34pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
Bast**d doctor |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 11:43pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
^^sharap dia jor. As if u don't want it big and huge |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 11:50pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 11:55pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
Undecided ke. Na lie? |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:08am On Oct 08, 2010 |
Na lion |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 12:11am On Oct 08, 2010 |
She can be jolly too lol. Na lion ko animal ni. So u're one of the big JT lovers lol huh? |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:20am On Oct 08, 2010 |
Hmmmm |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 12:23am On Oct 08, 2010 |
Hey! I hope i didn't get u w. . by saying the word big JT |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:32am On Oct 08, 2010 |
hmmmmmm |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 12:34am On Oct 08, 2010 |
**taps her gently** hey! Stop day dreaming jor |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:41am On Oct 08, 2010 |
ehen |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by EfemenaXY: 12:42am On Oct 08, 2010 |
Vic2k3: <yawns> warra boring xter Kunbee babes - how u dey?? |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:48am On Oct 08, 2010 |
I dey |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by EfemenaXY: 12:49am On Oct 08, 2010 |
good |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by Vic2k3(m): 12:52am On Oct 08, 2010 |
Good? Cos u've succeeded in killing the harmless convo? |
Re: Bad Condition . . . Lol by EfemenaXY: 12:53am On Oct 08, 2010 |
vicks stop following me na! go sleep |
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