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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by MYGRATEskillz(m): 8:53am On Jun 30, 2019
If he likes, he should ascend the 7th heaven and back, my resolve is that he is a MAN OF GOD. *winks
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by foreshore(m): 8:53am On Jun 30, 2019
tinajohn:
In the last week, Israeli media has been awash with news of the controversial visit of Nigerian cleric T.B. Joshua to Nazareth.

Initial news of the visit ignited a furore among apprehensive religious leaders from both the Muslim and Orthodox Christian sector but the tone among locals has emphatically shifted in the aftermath of the successful event.

Dele Momodu, the larger-than-life owner of Ovation Magazine and erstwhile presidential candidate in Nigeria, was among the visitors in Israel to attend the much-publicised Christian event in Jesus’ hometown.

Whilst traversing the ‘Holy Land’, he sampled opinions regarding the controversial cleric and was surprised at the warm response of Israeli’s.

“Joshua-mania hits Israel… It is incredible how T.B. Joshua is wowing the people of Israel,” wrote Momodu to his 500,000 followers on Instagram, subsequently sharing short video clips of taxi drivers speaking glowingly of the cleric.

“Joshua is a good man,” a Nazarene driver named Alosh ecstatically remarked to Momodu. “He is always welcome to Israel. Everyone knows him here and we love him!”

Buttressing Momodu’s assertion, the Mayor of Nazareth, Ali Sallam, touted the economic benefit derived by Joshua’s visit in an interview with local Arabic media, stating the region of Nazareth would accrue up to $1,000,000 as a result of the influx of tourists.

A Nigerian living in Israel named Kennedy stated that Israeli reactions towards him – and his fellow Africans living in the nation – had significantly brightened after Joshua’s two-day event.

“Many of us Africans who work here in Israel are treated with suspicion and we sometimes feel marginalised,” the Tel-Aviv based electrician originally from Imo State said in a video posted online.

“But after TB Joshua’s visit, I have observed a notable difference. Many people have approached to ask me more about Nigeria; they are responding far more positively to me and black people in general,” he stated. “I can testify that T.B. Joshua’s meeting in Nazareth is rebranding Africa’s image abroad.”

Writing on Facebook, Julian H – a pilgrim from UK who attended the event – recounted the experience of how an Arabian seller at a local market gave him free fruit after learning he had attended the meeting with Joshua.

“He told me he watched the event live on a local station and was amazed that miracles can still happen today in Nazareth,” the Brit explained.

“Whether you hate this man or like him, the fact remains that T.B Joshua is Nigeria’s biggest export to the world at the moment,” penned Chukwudi Iwuchukwu, a lawyer and social media influencer, on Facebook.

“No other Nigerian – dead or alive – has the capacity to attract such global media attention except him, which makes him one of Africa’s biggest ever icons,” he bluntly wrote.

Opinion among the local Muslim community in Nazareth – which was significantly divisive before the event – has also swung heavily in the pastor’s favour in the aftermath.

“I thought Joshua was coming to try and force us to convert,” an Arabic clothes vendor named Habib stated.

“But I realise he is just a good man with a message of love for all. Also, I sold more in this last week than in the last four months combined because of the tourists he brought to our town – so he’s definitely welcome back!”

A young group of Arabic men admitted they actually attended the event to mock it. “I went with my friends for a joke. I thought they were all a bunch of actors but when I saw someone whom I personally knew receive healing, I started taking it seriously,” wrote Ahmed Dahar in Arabic on Facebook.

The two-day meeting, which has been viewed 500,000 times on Emmanuel TV’s YouTube channel since its broadcast, also received coverage from international media such as The New York Times and Reuters.

SOURCE: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/337890-t-b-joshuas-isreal-visit-described-as-huge-success.html

Hatters would not see this, it is who rape who they will be seeing!!!
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Neddstark: 8:55am On Jun 30, 2019
Benekruku:
Congratulations!

He deserves a bottle of Krest

dry

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Nobody: 8:58am On Jun 30, 2019
Igbo man and business. That Chukwudi Iwuchukwu on Facebook has already come in with the angle of business, export and tourism forgetting we are talking about heavenly race here. grin

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by 01mcfadden(m): 8:59am On Jun 30, 2019
Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC. 16
20. RUGA United. 15



Meanwhile, the managers of 12th and 13th placed team are under immense pressure to get back to the top of the table where they exchange 1st and 2nd spot respectively before Fatoyinbo United who were languishing on the bottom of the table before signing their merciless striker popularly and dreadfully known as Mr. Krest claimed the top spot with no end in sight in ceeding the spot because COZA City FC is trailing them by one point. However, third placed team, Busola FC is on goal drought after the famous win over Fatoyinbo United over the weekend even though many people called for the use of VAR before awarding the 3 points to Busola FC. Both Pastors and Reactors teams are doing pretty fine on the table as both team manage a draw in their last match with 2 outstanding game for Pastor FC which could see them in third place if they win both thereby qualifying them for next season's Hell Champions League. The accord between Suicide United and Sniper City FC is unexplainable as both teams keep trailing one another after promotion from Non League to Premier League in 2015 when the incumbent FA president , Muhammad Buhari won the election. Many have castigated Buhari for influencing the rise of these two teams by using his power to promote them to the Premier League. Buhari denied the allegation by stating that his childhood team which is Herdsmen Palace FC is not doing fine on the table and is bound to be relegated because spectators are not interested in watching HPFC matches, hence the reason for the low turnout on social media stadia.
As it stands now, lovers of the Nigeria Social Media League are certain that the current spot occupied by Fatoyinbo United will be shortlive because Big Brother Naija Destroyers FC has gained promotion to the elite league after a year in the second divison. This is because they have the biggest stadium for home and away games in the NSML.
No one bothers about the activities and matches of 17th placed team i.e No Ministers United because its not up to six months they gained promotion to the competition.
Lastly, RUGA United fans were disappointed after claiming a point in their last match despite having 90% possession.







We get the kinda leaders/rulers we deserved. Why won't our leaders play us as they wish when we celebrate irrelevant nonsense.
(c) Foolishmasses







Where is Timing Dakolo too?
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by TechCapon(m): 8:59am On Jun 30, 2019
hopefulLandlord:


TB Joshua is authentic though

Hillary Clinton can testify on the authenticity of TB Joshua. TB Joshua said she'll win USA presidential election and she won

His collapsed church building is another proof of his ability to see into the future with amazing accuracy. He would see North and South Korean presidents shaking hands having folowed the news but he couldn't see his own church collapsing and over a hundred dying in the process


His actions to cure Ebola in Sierra Leone is another testament. While scientists toiled day and night and burned through resources in search of Ebola cure to help Africans and the human race, Joshua simply sent prayer water to Sierra Leone saying it would cure their Ebola

TB Joshua's authenticity is never in doubt
ask God for mercy for your foolishness
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by hopefulLandlord: 9:00am On Jun 30, 2019
TechCapon:
ask God for mercy for your foolishness

is should apologize for saying the undiluted truth you're too scared to say?

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by franchasng: 9:00am On Jun 30, 2019
Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC. 16
20. RUGA United. 15




Meanwhile, the managers of 12th and 13th placed team are under immense pressure to get back to the top of the table where they exchange 1st and 2nd spot respectively before Fatoyinbo United who were languishing on the bottom of the table before signing their merciless striker popularly and dreadfully known as Mr. Krest claimed the top spot with no end in sight in ceeding the spot because COZA City FC is trailing them by one point. However, third placed team, Busola FC is on goal drought after the famous win over Fatoyinbo United over the weekend even though many people called for the use of VAR before awarding the 3 points to Busola FC. Both Pastors and Reactors teams are doing pretty fine on the table as both team manage a draw in their last match with 2 outstanding game for Pastor FC which could see them in third place if they win both thereby qualifying them for next season's Hell Champions League. The accord between Suicide United and Sniper City FC is unexplainable as both teams keep trailing one another after promotion from Non League to Premier League in 2015 when the incumbent FA president , Muhammad Buhari won the election. Many have castigated Buhari for influencing the rise of these two teams by using his power to promote them to the Premier League. Buhari denied the allegation by stating that his childhood team which is Herdsmen Palace FC is not doing fine on the table and is bound to be relegated because spectators are not interested in watching HPFC matches, hence the reason for the low turnout on social media stadia.
As it stands now, lovers of the Nigeria Social Media League are certain that the current spot occupied by Fatoyinbo United will be shortlive because Big Brother Naija Destroyers FC has gained promotion to the elite league after a year in the second divison. This is because they have the biggest stadium for home and away games in the NSML.
No one bothers about the activities and matches of 17th placed team i.e No Ministers United because its not up to six months they gained promotion to the competition.
Lastly, RUGA United fans were disappointed after claiming a point in their last match despite having 90% possession.







We get the kinda leaders/rulers we deserved. Why won't our leaders play us as they wish when we celebrate irrelevant nonsense.
(c) Foolishmasses






The bolded ought to have been the major topics trending in Nigeria now if majority of Nigerians were sensible enough cry

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by maynation(f): 9:03am On Jun 30, 2019
DSoj:
I stopped reading the junk when i got to " Dele Momodu, the larger-than-life owner of Ovation "
NONSENEE ASSLICKING
Hahahah same here. Swears

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Benekruku(m): 9:08am On Jun 30, 2019
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Neddstark:


dry
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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Sleekfun: 9:09am On Jun 30, 2019
TB Joshua wey we dey see wella for Ikotun Egbe...na him turn Success for Israel ...i fear fear oooo
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Translate(m): 9:10am On Jun 30, 2019
Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC. 16
20. RUGA United. 15



Meanwhile, the managers of 12th and 13th placed team are under immense pressure to get back to the top of the table where they exchange 1st and 2nd spot respectively before Fatoyinbo United who were languishing on the bottom of the table before signing their merciless striker popularly and dreadfully known as Mr. Krest claimed the top spot with no end in sight in ceeding the spot because COZA City FC is trailing them by one point. However, third placed team, Busola FC is on goal drought after the famous win over Fatoyinbo United over the weekend even though many people called for the use of VAR before awarding the 3 points to Busola FC. Both Pastors and Reactors teams are doing pretty fine on the table as both team manage a draw in their last match with 2 outstanding game for Pastor FC which could see them in third place if they win both thereby qualifying them for next season's Hell Champions League. The accord between Suicide United and Sniper City FC is unexplainable as both teams keep trailing one another after promotion from Non League to Premier League in 2015 when the incumbent FA president , Muhammad Buhari won the election. Many have castigated Buhari for influencing the rise of these two teams by using his power to promote them to the Premier League. Buhari denied the allegation by stating that his childhood team which is Herdsmen Palace FC is not doing fine on the table and is bound to be relegated because spectators are not interested in watching HPFC matches, hence the reason for the low turnout on social media stadia.
As it stands now, lovers of the Nigeria Social Media League are certain that the current spot occupied by Fatoyinbo United will be shortlive because Big Brother Naija Destroyers FC has gained promotion to the elite league after a year in the second divison. This is because they have the biggest stadium for home and away games in the NSML.
No one bothers about the activities and matches of 17th placed team i.e No Ministers United because its not up to six months they gained promotion to the competition.
Lastly, RUGA United fans were disappointed after claiming a point in their last match despite having 90% possession.







We get the kinda leaders/rulers we deserved. Why won't our leaders play us as they wish when we celebrate irrelevant nonsense.
(c) Foolishmasses







I swear you are not normal

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Tobinrobin(m): 9:12am On Jun 30, 2019
hopefulLandlord:


TB Joshua is authentic though

Hillary Clinton can testify on the authenticity of TB Joshua. TB Joshua said she'll win USA presidential election and she won

His collapsed church building is another proof of his ability to see into the future with amazing accuracy. He would see North and South Korean presidents shaking hands having folowed the news but he couldn't see his own church collapsing and over a hundred dying in the process


His actions to cure Ebola in Sierra Leone is another testament. While scientists toiled day and night and burned through resources in search of Ebola cure to help Africans and the human race, Joshua simply sent prayer water to Sierra Leone saying it would cure their Ebola

TB Joshua's authenticity is never in doubt

I see what you did there haha grin

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by martineverest(m): 9:12am On Jun 30, 2019
Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC. 16
20. RUGA United. 15



Meanwhile, the managers of 12th and 13th placed team are under immense pressure to get back to the top of the table where they exchange 1st and 2nd spot respectively before Fatoyinbo United who were languishing on the bottom of the table before signing their merciless striker popularly and dreadfully known as Mr. Krest claimed the top spot with no end in sight in ceeding the spot because COZA City FC is trailing them by one point. However, third placed team, Busola FC is on goal drought after the famous win over Fatoyinbo United over the weekend even though many people called for the use of VAR before awarding the 3 points to Busola FC. Both Pastors and Reactors teams are doing pretty fine on the table as both team manage a draw in their last match with 2 outstanding game for Pastor FC which could see them in third place if they win both thereby qualifying them for next season's Hell Champions League. The accord between Suicide United and Sniper City FC is unexplainable as both teams keep trailing one another after promotion from Non League to Premier League in 2015 when the incumbent FA president , Muhammad Buhari won the election. Many have castigated Buhari for influencing the rise of these two teams by using his power to promote them to the Premier League. Buhari denied the allegation by stating that his childhood team which is Herdsmen Palace FC is not doing fine on the table and is bound to be relegated because spectators are not interested in watching HPFC matches, hence the reason for the low turnout on social media stadia.
As it stands now, lovers of the Nigeria Social Media League are certain that the current spot occupied by Fatoyinbo United will be shortlive because Big Brother Naija Destroyers FC has gained promotion to the elite league after a year in the second divison. This is because they have the biggest stadium for home and away games in the NSML.
No one bothers about the activities and matches of 17th placed team i.e No Ministers United because its not up to six months they gained promotion to the competition.
Lastly, RUGA United fans were disappointed after claiming a point in their last match despite having 90% possession.







We get the kinda leaders/rulers we deserved. Why won't our leaders play us as they wish when we celebrate irrelevant nonsense.
(c) Foolishmasses






what about krest
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Marcos88(m): 9:13am On Jun 30, 2019
Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC.







What manner of idleness is this Biko

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by olisaEze(m): 9:15am On Jun 30, 2019
TB Joshua visits Israel, Nigerians and other African nationals are regarded with less suspicion and increased respect over there.

PMB visits Europe and Nigerians lose respect, are mocked by OAPs across the world, goes to the US and the country is called a sh*thole thereafter, and regarded as a country with lazy youths. undecided

And someone will still say the man is a fake. I don’t claim to be an expert on pastors/prophets, but wetin the real pastors/prophets don do for Africa?

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by ArticleBeast: 9:16am On Jun 30, 2019
hopefulLandlord:


TB Joshua is authentic though

Hillary Clinton can testify on the authenticity of TB Joshua. TB Joshua said she'll win USA presidential election and she won

His collapsed church building is another proof of his ability to see into the future with amazing accuracy. He would see North and South Korean presidents shaking hands having folowed the news but he couldn't see his own church collapsing and over a hundred dying in the process


His actions to cure Ebola in Sierra Leone is another testament. While scientists toiled day and night and burned through resources in search of Ebola cure to help Africans and the human race, Joshua simply sent prayer water to Sierra Leone saying it would cure their Ebola

TB Joshua's authenticity is never in doubt
After your ramblings, you will enter your little hut and soak garri without sugar or milk. TB Joshua is blessed, anointed, famous, wealthy, world leader. Ask your father this question if you still have one, papa no be your mate be this?
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by 9jaRealist: 9:20am On Jun 30, 2019
BuhariIsBURIED:
How? I hope nobody will come to accuse him of rape angry

Hasn’t he already been accused of worse - MURDER?!
>
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by 9jaRealist: 9:22am On Jun 30, 2019
Marcos88:

What manner of idleness is this Biko

It’s a great manner of idleness. Loved it! grin grin grin
>
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by livebyday(m): 9:23am On Jun 30, 2019
DSoj:
I stopped reading the junk when i got to
"
Dele Momodu, the larger-than-life owner of Ovation "

NONSENEE ASSLICKING

Bro , your heart is over filled with love.

I have noticed sometimes the most sarcastic and hardliner people are so full of love that they use this as an ego defence mechanism

I am Sure you are an awesome person in real life and every one privileged to have you as a friend are trully blessed

Cheers
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by TemmyT002(m): 9:24am On Jun 30, 2019
This is cool!

This line gripped me though:

A young group of Arabic men admitted they actually attended the event to mock it. “I went with my friends for a joke. I thought they were all a bunch of actors but when I saw someone whom I personally knew receive healing, I started taking it seriously,” wrote Ahmed Dahar in Arabic on Facebook.
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Parrot69: 9:24am On Jun 30, 2019
lexy2014:


Relegation staring some clubs in d face. Very soon BBN FC will b promoted. I heard they did good business in d just closed transfer market. They have good players in every department& am sure they will give Fatoyinbo united a run for their money. I tip BBN FC 2 take top spot in d next few weeks
Yeah BBN FC will give them a run for their money. grin
Straight to the Top! grin
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by IgweBUIKE1(m): 9:26am On Jun 30, 2019
ArticleBeast:

After your ramblings, you will enter your little hut and soak garri without sugar or milk. TB Joshua is blessed, anointed, famous, wealthy, world leader. Ask your father this question if you still have one, papa no be your mate be this?
is this one a Christian like this ?you cannot fight for Christ buh you can ass lick one fake ass parading himself as a clergy
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by jrusky(m): 9:26am On Jun 30, 2019
Marcos88:


What manner of idleness is this Biko

Bro I'm shocked myself that someone sat down to compiled such time nd energy consuming jargons.

The idleness is at climax.

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Midex88(m): 9:30am On Jun 30, 2019
Tb Joshua is a man I like and respect so much. He displays what true christainity is all about. Love, humblebees and sincere generosity
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Nobody: 9:42am On Jun 30, 2019
I was thinking this would be obvious to the Government; his morning water source shouldhave now become like an African version of Lourdes.

But why did God make Africans so stupid?

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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by dracosith(m): 9:46am On Jun 30, 2019
Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC. 16
20. RUGA United. 15



Meanwhile, the managers of 12th and 13th placed team are under immense pressure to get back to the top of the table where they exchange 1st and 2nd spot respectively before Fatoyinbo United who were languishing on the bottom of the table before signing their merciless striker popularly and dreadfully known as Mr. Krest claimed the top spot with no end in sight in ceeding the spot because COZA City FC is trailing them by one point. However, third placed team, Busola FC is on goal drought after the famous win over Fatoyinbo United over the weekend even though many people called for the use of VAR before awarding the 3 points to Busola FC. Both Pastors and Reactors teams are doing pretty fine on the table as both team manage a draw in their last match with 2 outstanding game for Pastor FC which could see them in third place if they win both thereby qualifying them for next season's Hell Champions League. The accord between Suicide United and Sniper City FC is unexplainable as both teams keep trailing one another after promotion from Non League to Premier League in 2015 when the incumbent FA president , Muhammad Buhari won the election. Many have castigated Buhari for influencing the rise of these two teams by using his power to promote them to the Premier League. Buhari denied the allegation by stating that his childhood team which is Herdsmen Palace FC is not doing fine on the table and is bound to be relegated because spectators are not interested in watching HPFC matches, hence the reason for the low turnout on social media stadia.
As it stands now, lovers of the Nigeria Social Media League are certain that the current spot occupied by Fatoyinbo United will be shortlive because Big Brother Naija Destroyers FC has gained promotion to the elite league after a year in the second divison. This is because they have the biggest stadium for home and away games in the NSML.
No one bothers about the activities and matches of 17th placed team i.e No Ministers United because its not up to six months they gained promotion to the competition.
Lastly, RUGA United fans were disappointed after claiming a point in their last match despite having 90% possession.







We get the kinda leaders/rulers we deserved. Why won't our leaders play us as they wish when we celebrate irrelevant nonsense.
(c) Foolishmasses



May we be wise


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Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by SheikhMuniru(m): 9:46am On Jun 30, 2019
If He Likes Let Him Visit Saudi Arabia, Islam Shall Dominate This World
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by Truthwords: 9:54am On Jun 30, 2019
Liveair:
Jews don't like Jesus, but they like the money he brings to their economy.
I may not even like him, but truth be told, he remains the country's biggest export. We should leverage on it.
Those people in Israel are not the real Israelites of the Bible, they are Khazarians. The real Israelites are Blacks with Hebrew tribes scattered all over the world.
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by idonhammer: 9:54am On Jun 30, 2019
You guys should stop spoiling your people's name..The whole world is reading your comment and that is bad for our image. If u don't believe in his miracles,others do and is working for them. Some things are better left the way they are.

hopefulLandlord:


TB Joshua is authentic though

Hillary Clinton can testify on the authenticity of TB Joshua. TB Joshua said she'll win USA presidential election and she won

His collapsed church building is another proof of his ability to see into the future with amazing accuracy. He would see North and South Korean presidents shaking hands having folowed the news but he couldn't see his own church collapsing and over a hundred dying in the process


His actions to cure Ebola in Sierra Leone is another testament. While scientists toiled day and night and burned through resources in search of Ebola cure to help Africans and the human race, Joshua simply sent prayer water to Sierra Leone saying it would cure their Ebola

TB Joshua's authenticity is never in doubt
Re: T.B. Joshua’s Isreal Visit Described As Huge Success by SoNature(m): 9:57am On Jun 30, 2019
hopefulLandlord:


TB Joshua is authentic though

Hillary Clinton can testify on the authenticity of TB Joshua. TB Joshua said she'll win USA presidential election and she won

His collapsed church building is another proof of his ability to see into the future with amazing accuracy. He would see North and South Korean presidents shaking hands having folowed the news but he couldn't see his own church collapsing and over a hundred dying in the process


His actions to cure Ebola in Sierra Leone is another testament. While scientists toiled day and night and burned through resources in search of Ebola cure to help Africans and the human race, Joshua simply sent prayer water to Sierra Leone saying it would cure their Ebola

TB Joshua's authenticity is never in doubt

One thing with never-do-wells like you is that you see all the negatives, and turn a blind eye to the positives.

How about you include that no church on planet earth records more miracles than Joshua's Synagogue?

Can we actually have this discussion that this man feeds millions of people around the world?

How come you omitted the fact that he supports scores of people financially to kick-start their businesses?

I can go on and on...

Just before you tag me his church member, I am a devout Catholic, but it's pretty annoying how people whose opinions amount to nothing attack pastors and the clergy on social media.

If you must criticize, make sure you are fair!

T.B. Joshua has been a blessing to this country, which explains why your useless government actually begged him to stay back when he announced his plan to relocate to Israel.

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