For Nigeria? Thank God it went well oooooo.

For Nigeria? Thank God it went well oooooo. With our Nigerian Police

I know someone that ran away till date just because some policemen came to knock at his gate ,don’t try this joke with some people if you don’t want to hear story that touch ....I like your friendship goals though but in most cases no body trusts these so called Nigeria police men.

My own is that those policemen shouldn't appearing there later only to accuse him of the same offence they were paid to act. I don't trust those people and things are hard. let them not bundle him into their van just to squeeze the little peanuts he has.

Kingpee2:
I know someone that ran away till date just because some policemen came to knock at his gate ,don’t try this joke with some people if you don’t want to hear story that touch ....I like your friendship goals though but in most cases no body trusts these so called Nigeria police men.

Lol

Naija police no dey always fine, always black, oily and looking malnourished....

Awon wahrah, Dem carry me yesterday... Me and my boys returning from a fresh cut, literally grabbed us at "iba lasu road and took us to anti-cult charlyboy gbagada...

The place was a market, "carry boys, threaten them, collect money" that's the job... From 2pm, we left there around after-8, after many interrogations, threats,advice,law,politics,jokes, football etc....


Me- but oga u don search me, u no c anything, tattoo I no get 4 body, oga I no do anything naa, u just carry me since morning, since 3 na him I don dey here...

Popo- mtcheeew, you are a criminal, a cultist, why you no go to your house as you leave school, you dey go your friend place, means say you have commit crime in your house and on the run, where your id card, hen, how do i even know you are a student, or you have been rusticated, infact write your matric no here, we will investigate you...

Few hours later

Popo - Night don dey reach, make 3 of una bring 20k

Me- haa oga abeg, we no get money, blah blah...

Popo- I don talk am, na cell una go sleep tonight, una go dey here till Monday, then I'd charge you to court... SAN!! I say SAN no fit comot una for here...

Me- oga abeg, me I don tire i won dey go my house, you know say our place still far, see where una carry us, he far na Oga... Abi una go carry us back ni?

Popo- ehn we go carry una, you go climb my back, abi you blind when I dey give driver him money, see make una follow una self talk if una won comot for here

Me- but oga we be NIGERIANS na, when we no be foreigner, make person no fit just Waka for him street again, nawa oo... And dah one no pure ooo, e no pure at all

Mtcheeew- I think say una serious self, mtcheeew, comot for my front, I think say you nor well...
Later

Me- oga, na 5 k we go give you ooo, I swear na all the money wey remain for our hand be that.... Shay you go give is account no?

Popo - account wetin? Go outside ( gives direction) u go see paga office.... 10k ooo, make you know go waste your time...

I gave him 5k, he changed when he got the money, just like a big bros and we started charting normally.... Bought orange, we all shared....

Me - but oga, we no do anything na, see as that 2nd oga just slap me dat time...

Popo- u self ur wahala too much, why you nor carry id card... It's MANDATORY to be with your ID card... If you had SHOWED me your id card I won't have carried you guys... Come it's getting late you guys come be going... He gave us directions and how to beat the hold up....

And that was how I spent half of my day with the police yesterday...

NPF has been ridiculed to this level?

mumu joke...nobody can try this with me. it will no longer be a surprise

Mumu friends what if there was an accidental discharge?
Never joke with the Nigerian police.

frankleesehi:

https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/07/friends-fake-their-friends-arrest.html?m=1

Dem go give those police money o...lol


Iran tells Nigeria. .give us el-zakzaki for treatment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Z2JUGsxGw

odiereke:
For Nigeria? Thank God it went well oooooo. With our Nigerian Police

Accidental discharge for change the story..
please don't wish me a "risky" happy birthday..

had it been the lady no come out quick with the cake, dem for don shoot the man, forgetting say na scripted.

Nigerian police reduced to comedians

Nigeria Police na the biggest comedy before.

E

Him mind go don think million things Happy birthday to him anyways.
Make person no try that with me o

Just passing by

So the Nigerian Police are now into birthday wishing business. Buhari has finished this country.

Which kind rough play be this na? This could have led to severe panic attack to some individual,and not everybody can survive such.

frankleesehi:

https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/07/friends-fake-their-friends-arrest.html?m=1

Alaba int'l boys. We no dey carry last.
It happened at Alaba 3 weeks ago. No be small thing no.

Na so

Thank God the man no get heart attack.

What if he runs to the highway, and the unknown happens? Is dat a surprise still?


Abeg let’s use our brain in the name of surprises ooo,b4 unah go send person hero go yonder

Hmm

he insisted he must lock his shop

that one no concern police, bail is free. if u know u know.

I don't like these kind of friends.

Why is everyone talking about heart attack na... I like surprises like that but my concern here is how those friends sat down and came up with such concept.