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10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by yeye4live(m): 3:06pm On Oct 18, 2010
dont doupt it cuse

1> am handsome.

2> am tall

3> am hot

4> am slim

5> am hairy

6> I ve a sexy name YEYE

7> my p size s more dan 9inch which can make any chick scream 4joy.

8> I can b loved n give love

9> am all lady's man

10> am awesome n wondaful staying with.

so tell me wat else re mising here cuse i no sabi again, if u doupt it u can send me ur mail adds to yeye_4live@yahoo.com an i will 4ward u my pic,

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by AmAlone: 8:15pm On Oct 18, 2010
GetOut!
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Rocktation(f): 8:20pm On Oct 18, 2010
You can't spell 'doubt'. Yeah, that's sommin you're missing.
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by MrCork21: 8:37pm On Oct 18, 2010
yeye4live , brother, u really need to upgrade your brain to 6.8 (no oofeinse) undecided

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Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Specialist900(m): 8:57pm On Oct 18, 2010
Poster.

You dey try seek popularity like centD? O what a failed mission from the start.
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by OvieE: 12:13am On Oct 19, 2010
@poster

Go succkk a limo
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:20am On Oct 19, 2010
Gosh some men just make me ashamed to be a dude but true story dude guys don't bother themselves about being fine i'd rather be a bad guy than a fine boy word,
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Mobsync(m): 11:46am On Oct 19, 2010
1> am ugly

2> am short

3> am cold

4> am fat

5> am hairless

6> I've a yeye name YEYE

7> my p size s less dan 1 inch which can make any chick scream

8> I can be lovd 'nd not be loved

9> am all man's man

10> am s.tupid 'nd wondalessl staying with.


Wat nxt_ptchewwwwww

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Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by queeneve: 11:49am On Oct 19, 2010
Hee hee the men hating already!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Kelvinj(m): 11:52am On Oct 19, 2010
yeye4live:

dont doupt it cuse

1> am handsome.

2> am tall

3> am hot

4> am slim

5> am hairy

6> I ve a sexy name YEYE

7> my p size s more dan 9inch which can make any chick scream 4joy.

8> I can b loved n give love

9> am all lady's man

10> am awesome n wondaful staying with.

so tell me wat else re mising here cuse i no sabi again, if u doupt it u can send me your mail adds to yeye_4live@yahoo.com an i will 4ward u my pic,

grin grin grin grin grin


see ur yeye life,
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by SAGoddess: 11:53am On Oct 19, 2010
yeye4live:

dont doupt it cuse

1> am handsome.

2> am tall

3> am hot

4> am slim

5> am hairy

6> I ve a sexy name YEYE

7> my p size s more dan 9inch which can make any chick scream 4joy.

8> I can b loved n give love

9> am all lady's man

10> am awesome n wondaful staying with.

so tell me wat else re mising here cuse i no sabi again, if u doupt it u can send me your mail adds to yeye_4live@yahoo.com an i will 4ward u my pic,

grin grin grin grin grin



THat is disgusting, I imagine you with balls of hair on your chest and everywhere hair grows, YUCK!
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Lolajoy(f): 12:38pm On Oct 19, 2010
I think u had d best name 4 urself yeye4life no doubt about that.
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:52pm On Oct 19, 2010
Mobsync:

1> am ugly

2> am short

3> am cold

4> am fat

5> am hairless

6> I've a yeye name YEYE

7> my p size s less dan 1 inch which can make any chick scream

8> I can be lovd 'nd not be loved

9> am all man's man

10> am s.tupid 'nd wondalessl staying with.


Wat nxt_ptchewwwwww


10 reasons to laugh wink
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by yeye4live(m): 6:14pm On Oct 20, 2010
haters here, beefers here but i dont care am hot
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by kodylicky(f): 9:02am On Oct 21, 2010
@poster
accept my sympathy
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by yeye4live(m): 3:30pm On Oct 21, 2010
i tink i will have to drop my pic here for all to b convinced who i am , or wat do u tink, d problem is that u guys mite end up taking my pic to a native doctor for me to fall in love wit u, or no b sooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by 1stknight(m): 5:32pm On Oct 21, 2010
yeye4live:

i tink i will have to drop my pic here for all to b convinced who i am , or wat do u tink, d problem is that u guys mite end up taking my pic to a native doctor for me to fall in love wit u, or no b sooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now dis a joke grin
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by dani1luv: 9:45pm On Oct 21, 2010
yeye4live:

dont doupt it cuse


5> am hairy

Jesus krist of Anambra state grin
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by StudioCFR(m): 6:36am On Oct 22, 2010
where is the joke
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Kay17: 2:46pm On Oct 22, 2010
give the poor guy a break grin grin
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Nobody: 2:55pm On Oct 22, 2010
yeyeman_dont mind ur haters im in love with u already
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by StudioCFR(m): 3:09pm On Oct 22, 2010
if hermaphrodite nor fall in love with his/her fellow hermaphrodite, then i wonder who else dem wan fall in love with
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Nobody: 3:18pm On Oct 22, 2010
sshhhhhhhhhut up
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by StudioCFR(m): 10:01pm On Oct 22, 2010
Lol
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by EfemenaXY: 9:54pm On Oct 23, 2010
@ Poster I feel for you - I really do

couple of points sha:

1. You're hairy??!! Now that's truely disgusting

2. Upon all your qualities, you nor mention intelligence. So I guess you're plain stupid - abi??

3. Okay you don give us list - now what R U trying to achieve here? I mean what's the point??

4. I'm a serious doubting Thomas. For me, seeing is believing - oya prove to us that you're all dat

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Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Mobsync(m): 11:22am On Oct 24, 2010
Jesus krist of Anambra state Grin
Your lifespan just got shortened
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by yeye4live(m): 7:29pm On Oct 25, 2010
Xiana:

yeyeman_dont mind your haters im in love with u already

xiana tanks joo one love, at all my haters can u plss tell me ow am going to prove this rite to your eyes, am wating
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Mobinga: 9:49pm On Oct 25, 2010
dani1luv:

Jesus krist of Anambra state grin
grin grin grin
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by bashydemy(m): 10:11pm On Oct 25, 2010
why would someone call himself yeye do you know what that mean in yoruba diallet? when they call you oniyeye mean a man with no respect so where are your respect guy hug transformer next to you. you handsome reach Studio?
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by EfemenaXY: 10:15pm On Oct 25, 2010
^^ 'n who tell u say dat one fine??
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by bashydemy(m): 10:27pm On Oct 25, 2010
hmm you better no let Studio here
Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by EfemenaXY: 11:26pm On Oct 25, 2010
I fear no one on nland angry angry

[size=18pt]No one!![/size]

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