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Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by wazobiang: 3:58pm On Oct 21, 2010
what's mascara? is it food? karate?
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by oblo(m): 6:21pm On Oct 21, 2010
Upon all the talk ant bashing no one even fit back im tory with a pictorial additive Haba, A nice well taken picture would have put paid to some claims here naaa grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by kaumfy: 8:16pm On Oct 21, 2010
pls,cant stop laughing! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by dani1luv: 9:00pm On Oct 21, 2010
angry
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by Papyamanda(m): 9:04am On Oct 23, 2010
i rily tank u al 4ur lovely contribution and also 4d senseless contributions too.watch out 4 for ma new post
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by Chike200: 11:08pm On Oct 23, 2010
@moderator why is this on the front page undecided undecided @ poster that joke is stale now angry angry @all alright can u stop giving him the glory now, the joke was cracked by ''i go die'' the comedian in NITE OF A THOUSAND LAFF grin grin grin is 2007 0r 2008 cant really remember the date now
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by matazzmagi(m): 11:51pm On Oct 23, 2010
because it remind them of magic stick!!!!!!!!!
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by EfemenaXY: 1:42am On Oct 24, 2010
Look

for all those guys wen dey wonder why we open mouth when applying eyeliners / mascara


WE JUST DO!! NOW QUIT HARASSING US JOR!!

I can't shout!!
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by Osama10(m): 5:47am On Oct 24, 2010
Some people think really far.
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by Danjosyus(m): 12:53am On Oct 25, 2010
I com n bow 4 NLanders wen it coms 2 posting comments. Evrybody go just dey talk anytin wey hin belly move am 2 talk regardles of d fact say their argument may not even b founded by established facts. E.g. 'When d mouth opens, other parts of d body opens by reflex'. 2 b continued later
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by Ranoscky(m): 6:33am On Oct 25, 2010
Danjosyus:

I com n bow 4 NLanders wen it coms 2 posting comments. Evrybody go just dey talk anytin wey hin belly move am 2 talk regardles of d fact say their argument may not even b founded by established facts. E.g. 'When d mouth opens, other parts of d body opens by reflex'. 2 b continued later

Lol.

Exactly my broda. I taught i was the only one that saw it !!!
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by beautyline(f): 6:00pm On Oct 25, 2010
Danjosyus:

I com n bow 4 NLanders wen it coms 2 posting comments. Evrybody go just dey talk anytin wey hin belly move am 2 talk regardles of d fact say their argument may not even b founded by established facts. E.g. 'When d mouth opens, other parts of d body opens by reflex'. 2 b continued later


Check the site http://www.allsands.com/health/advice/sorejawmuscles_tqt_gn.htm

This an excerpt

3. Distinguishing between your eyes and your mouth.
Resume opening your mouth slowly. What do your eyes do? Look up, every time you open. Look down, when you close your mouth. Learn to make a continuous movement with your eyes, at the same time you move your jaw. Scan your body looking for places you may contract muscles, which don't help this movement. Let go of this unnecessary effort. What do your eyebrows do? If you raise your eyebrows when you look up, is that helpful? Or is it useless contraction, you can eliminate?
Re: Why Do Women Open Their Mouth While Applying Mascara by Danjosyus(m): 11:56pm On Oct 25, 2010
Also, the statement lyke: 'Its reflex' and a host of others r nt sufficient enough. Simply put, the suture joint in the head is practically fixed n unmovable. However, the lower jaw cud move. Wen a lady is applyin mascara, she tends 2 stretch the muscles of the face so dat the eye lashes cud b conspicuous. D muscles of the lower jaw also move in sympathy with dose of the upper jaw. Futhermore, note dat d muscles r attached 2 d bones by means of d tendons. Ds results in the apparent unconscious opening of d mouth which som refer 2 as a reflex.

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