jesusjnr:
Yeah! Jesus is real.

And you ain't even seen nothing yet!

Just continue with Him and give Him your all, and you'd be amazed to discover the mighty big things He could make of small you.

God bless.

scarwiz:
miracles still happens by the name by of Jesus, through the holy spirit

orisa37:
Now you have done that and passed. Good luck. But please don't do this again, otherwise, it might tantamount to tempting God.

Preciousgirl:
I say this to the glory of God
God is capable of doing anything, with him there is no impossibility

I woke up at 12 midnight to pray
I started reading the bible
All of a sudden, I felt very very very pressed to visit the washroom.

I didn't like to go because it was very late, and it would disrupt my prayer. My washroom is outside of my bedroom and hall so would mean I had to open the door and walk out, I didn't want to.

I felt more pressed
So I exercised my faith, even though my faith was very small. I Felt the Lord doesn't deal with little things such as blocking my bowels temporarily

I commanded my bowels to be still. It will sound funny to you, but I am damn serious.

All of a sudden, I didn't feel that loo visiting sensation anymore. I prayed, slept and woke up at 7am, before I finally used the washroom.

Jesus is real.

Victortammy1:
My own testimony is dat around 2am, I was sleeping in my room alone (covered myself with blanket).... Then I noticed dat someone in d room, I realized dat it was a demon, he started pressing my chest, trying to choke me, I started shouting HOLY GHOST FIRE but I realized dat my voice wasn't even audible... But as GOD may have it, he disappeared

Victortammy1:
My own testimony is dat around 2am, I was sleeping in my room alone (covered myself with blanket).... Then I noticed dat someone in d room, I realized dat it was a demon, he started pressing my chest, trying to choke me, I started shouting HOLY GHOST FIRE but I realized dat my voice wasn't even audible... But as GOD may have it, he disappeared

Modernist:
Sleep paralysis is not demon

Preciousgirl:
I say this to the glory of God
God is capable of doing anything, with him there is no impossibility

I woke up at 12 midnight to pray
I started reading the bible
All of a sudden, I felt very very very pressed to visit the washroom.

I didn't like to go because it was very late, and it would disrupt my prayer. My washroom is outside of my bedroom and hall so would mean I had to open the door and walk out, I didn't want to.

I felt more pressed
So I exercised my faith, even though my faith was very small. I Felt the Lord doesn't deal with little things such as blocking my bowels temporarily

I commanded my bowels to be still. It will sound funny to you, but I am damn serious.

All of a sudden, I didn't feel that loo visiting sensation anymore. I prayed, slept and woke up at 7am, before I finally used the washroom.

Jesus is real.

Victortammy1:
My own testimony is dat around 2am, I was sleeping in my room alone (covered myself with blanket).... Then I noticed dat someone in d room, I realized dat it was a demon, he started pressing my chest, trying to choke me, I started shouting HOLY GHOST FIRE but I realized dat my voice wasn't even audible... But as GOD may have it, he disappeared

Preciousgirl:
I say this to the glory of God
God is capable of doing anything, with him there is no impossibility

I woke up at 12 midnight to pray
I started reading the bible
All of a sudden, I felt very very very pressed to visit the washroom.

I didn't like to go because it was very late, and it would disrupt my prayer. My washroom is outside of my bedroom and hall so would mean I had to open the door and walk out, I didn't want to.

I felt more pressed
So I exercised my faith, even though my faith was very small. I Felt the Lord doesn't deal with little things such as blocking my bowels temporarily

I commanded my bowels to be still. It will sound funny to you, but I am damn serious.

All of a sudden, I didn't feel that loo visiting sensation anymore. I prayed, slept and woke up at 7am, before I finally used the washroom.

Jesus is real.

What a testimony! What a miracle!! What a blessing!!!
Apollonius be praised!!!

mansakhalifa:


@Preciousgirl was this your prayer point?

"Oh you evil demons, oppressing my bowels with urine die by fireeeee until tomorrow morning! Die! die! die! die! die! Die by firrrrre! Holy ghost... faya!".


I love this thread. We got real issues in this part of the world men. Seriously some hilarious shit.

You just made my day with this comic relief.

FinallyFamous:
so in your mind now u made sense?

Preciousgirl:
I say this to the glory of God
God is capable of doing anything, with him there is no impossibility

I woke up at 12 midnight to pray
I started reading the bible
All of a sudden, I felt very very very pressed to visit the washroom.

I didn't like to go because it was very late, and it would disrupt my prayer. My washroom is outside of my bedroom and hall so would mean I had to open the door and walk out, I didn't want to.

I felt more pressed
So I exercised my faith, even though my faith was very small. I Felt the Lord doesn't deal with little things such as blocking my bowels temporarily

I commanded my bowels to be still. It will sound funny to you, but I am damn serious.

All of a sudden, I didn't feel that loo visiting sensation anymore. I prayed, slept and woke up at 7am, before I finally used the washroom.

Jesus is real.

Preciousgirl:
I say this to the glory of God
God is capable of doing anything, with him there is no impossibility

I woke up at 12 midnight to pray
I started reading the bible
All of a sudden, I felt very very very pressed to visit the washroom.

I didn't like to go because it was very late, and it would disrupt my prayer. My washroom is outside of my bedroom and hall so would mean I had to open the door and walk out, I didn't want to.

I felt more pressed
So I exercised my faith, even though my faith was very small. I Felt the Lord doesn't deal with little things such as blocking my bowels temporarily

I commanded my bowels to be still. It will sound funny to you, but I am damn serious.

All of a sudden, I didn't feel that loo visiting sensation anymore. I prayed, slept and woke up at 7am, before I finally used the washroom.

Jesus is real.

gustav25:


Wtf !!!! I also suppress my urine everytime travelling from pH to Niger .... Does that make Jesus real ?

Michellekabod2:
Is it just Nairaland theists that are Mor0ns or what?at least I have come across smart theists on other forums and in real life.
There are a sorry bunch that call themselves theists on NL.....
Shame though,shame.

Lordreed,I suggest u ,Buda,and jnr discuss and come to a conclusion what constitutes a miracle,else rubbish like this may be used to oust out Buda come 2020

Preciousgirl:
I say this to the glory of God
God is capable of doing anything, with him there is no impossibility

I woke up at 12 midnight to pray
I started reading the bible
All of a sudden, I felt very very very pressed to visit the washroom.

I didn't like to go because it was very late, and it would disrupt my prayer. My washroom is outside of my bedroom and hall so would mean I had to open the door and walk out, I didn't want to.

I felt more pressed
So I exercised my faith, even though my faith was very small. I Felt the Lord doesn't deal with little things such as blocking my bowels temporarily

I commanded my bowels to be still. It will sound funny to you, but I am damn serious.

All of a sudden, I didn't feel that loo visiting sensation anymore. I prayed, slept and woke up at 7am, before I finally used the washroom.

Jesus is real.

Michellekabod2:

Lordreed,I suggest u ,Buda,and jnr discuss and come to a conclusion what constitutes a miracle,else rubbish like this may be used to oust out Buda come 2020

LordReed:


If I remember correctly the miracle supposed to happen is there will be no more atheists on NL come January 1st 2020. Correct budaatum, jesusjnr?