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Funny Fact About Nigeria by Mazigabriel(m): 4:09pm On Sep 29, 2019
These are fact about nigeria you need to know
A)nigeria is claiming to be independent but in reality we are not
we depend on other nations for machineries, automobiles, corn. beans. even ordinary toothpick, pencil, chicken and beef.very soon we will start to import air we breathe.
b)it is in nigeria that a person that steals a pencil is killed but hailed when stealing billions in dollars.
c)welcome to nigeria were people collect change from beggers.
d)welcome to nigeria were most youths are biased an immoral person is supported after been disqualified but someone fighting for people's right is allowed to suffer example tacha and sowore.
e)nigeria a place were a known rich kidnapper & thief is always given special seat and recognition in any organisation even in the church.
f)a place were good is bad and bad is good.
g) a place full of churches but when village people strike the effect is felt for a long time.
h)a place were people pray a lot but when a dead person appears everybody run for safety.

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Re: Funny Fact About Nigeria by HQuadreal: 4:15pm On Sep 29, 2019
Ayi!
Re: Funny Fact About Nigeria by GreetMe(m): 5:09pm On Sep 29, 2019
Look at someone who is not immoral calling other people immoral. Hypocrisy is the number one problem of this country, seconded by e no concern me syndrome angry
Re: Funny Fact About Nigeria by Mazigabriel(m): 6:04pm On Sep 29, 2019
GreetMe:
Look at someone who is not immoral calling other people immoral. Hypocrisy is the number one problem of this country, seconded by e no concern me syndrome angry
People like you are one of the problems we have in this country. you see bad stuff and will protect it, can any sensible person ever be involved in that bbnaija stuff. #SENSELESS MENTALITY
Re: Funny Fact About Nigeria by GreetMe(m): 7:27pm On Sep 29, 2019
Mazigabriel:

People like you are one of the problems we have in this country. you see bad stuff and will protect it, can any sensible person ever be involved in that bbnaija stuff. #SENSELESS MENTALITY

Am not protecting any bad stuff..what was the moral of the show before...is this the first time it's airing??
Re: Funny Fact About Nigeria by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:39am On Sep 30, 2019
So true. If you criticize, you get mocked
Re: Funny Fact About Nigeria by Mazigabriel(m): 8:58am On Sep 30, 2019
GreetMe:


Am not protecting any bad stuff..what was the moral of the show before...is this the first time it's airing??
It is not the first time but nothing good comes from bbmaija except immorality
Re: Funny Fact About Nigeria by GreetMe(m): 1:46pm On Sep 30, 2019
Mazigabriel:

It is not the first time but nothing good comes from bbmaija except immorality
Now you're talking

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