Some armed robbers operate smoothly while some find themselves in trouble.These are true life stories of thwarted robberies. (1)ROBBER ENDED UP BECOMING SEX SLAVE: A Russian robber broke into the house of a 28yr old hairdresser who was trained in martial arts.The woman held the robber captive for 2days and used him as a sex slave.He was gagged,handcuffed and fed viagra before the woman repeatedly had sex with him witin dose 48hours.the man,after his release went straight 2 d hospital to treat 'TORN FRENULUM'.He went 2 the police 2 report Olga 4 'actions of a sexual nature'.The Police called her and she reported him 4 robbery.she was angry and called him an ungrateful man.she had bought him new jeans,given him food and 1,000 roubons.The police held her 4 rape and him 4 robbery.the case is still on. (2)A ROBBER WHO ASKED HIS VICTIM 4 A DATE. After holding up the couple in thier home.one of the robbers came back 2 hours later and asked the female victim 4 a date.His name is Stephen Bennet,20.She later recognised him n called d cops.Bennet was arrested in front of the house.he was charged 4 aggravated robbery.held in the county jail 4 100,000 bail. 3)THE THIEF WHO PRAYED WITH THE VICTIM BEFORE ROBBERY. A robber holding a gun on an Advance American Cashier,Angela Montez,43.She began crying,telling the man about God,saying he still had the chance to refrain from the crime.The man told Montez he had a 2yr old child to support n told Montez to pray with him about overcoming his hardship.The two went down on their knees and prayed for 10minutes.because of her kindness,he took the only bullet from his gun,and placed it on her palms,promising not 2 hurt her.He stil went ahead to take her cellphone but took only $20 from the drawer n left d rest of the money. 4)THE ROBBER WHO USED HIS GIRLFRIEND'S VIBRATOR AS A FAKE GUN. A robber,Nicki Jex concealed the RAMPANT RABBIT intimacy gadget in a carrier bag and pretended it was a gun 2 raid LADBROKERS shop in Leicester on Dec 27,2007.A member of staff handed over €600 when he pointed the bag at her.The robbery was captured on CCTV camera inside the building.Another customer handed him €615 and he took it n went 2 buy drinks 4 his friends.one Mr Vachani followed him n retrived his cap,containing his DNA frm a place he left it by mistake.he was sentenced 2 5yrs imprisonment. 5)THE THIEVES WHO DREW THEMSELVES MASKS WITH PERMANENT INK Mallem McNelly and Joey Millers drew masks with permanent markers and tried 2 break into a flat in Caroll,Iowa.Police stopped thier car after a witnes reported that two men with painted faces,wearing black hooded tops had driven off in a big white car after an attempt to burgle. Lo and behold,the two men were caught with faces soiled wit ink.they drew eye masks,fake moustache n beards wit ink.dey were charged with attempted 2nd degree burglary n released on bail. 6)A BURGLAR WHO RETURNED THE JEWELS HE HAD STOLEN AFTER 3 YRS. In 2007,someone broke into Suzie Fronterotta's home in Gallup,New Mexico and stole a dozen pieces of jewelery n $1000.the jewelery were given to her by a relative at his deathbed 30yrs ago,so it was of sentimental value 2 her. After 3yrs,she recieved a package containin the stolen wares.the sender was anonymous but included a note sayin "PLEASE FORGIVE ME,I SO SORRY I STEAL FROM U,SO MANY BAD THINGS HAPPEN BECAUSE I STEAL FROM U,I SO SORRY".after the theft,the thief had bad luck including the death of his wife.he said he hoped 2 pay back her $1000 wen he earned enough money.In return,she asked the police that if they should ever catch him,they shouldnt press charges. (7)HIDDEN ROBBER CAUGHT BECAUSE HE LAUGHED AT VICTIM'S JOKE He was hidden,wen the family arrived thier home but was caught after the couple heard someone laughing after the husband told a funny joke. (THE THIEF WHO HAD HIS NAME AND BIRTH DATE TATOOED ON HIS NECK. Aaron Evans,21 was filmed breaking into a Peugeot 106 in an NCP car park before making off with a stolen Sat- Nav Device.Not only had he failed 2 spot the camera filming his every move but had the vital information 'EVANS,19.9.87' boldly tatooed on his neck.he was jailed for 8months. (9) THE ROBBER WHO THREATENED TO FILE A COMPLAINT BECAUSE THE BANK HAD NO CASH 48yr old Joseph Goete left the bank in anger and threatened to file a complaint that the bank had no cash money.he was later caught. (10)THE GOAT WHO WAS ARRESTED 4 ARMED ROBBERY(HEYYY) Police in NIGERIA(chei) held a goat on suspicion of attempted robbery.Vigilantes seized the black and white goat saying it was an armed robber who used black magic 2 transform himself 2 a goat after stealing a mazda 323.they were 2,1 escaped and d other turned into a go

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