Follow me chop nai you wash ur hand reach elbow

Feel at home, feel at home nai visitor take spoil TV remote control

No matter how ur eye big reach, you nor go ever see tomorrow

Person wey dey shit no dey laugh

ENGLISH VS PIGIN

English: If Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost.
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS.

English: It will take a while before Dan arrives.
Pidgin: Dangote

English: Jason started it..
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM

English : It's Ramsey that knows her.
Pidgin: Na Ramsey Noah

ENGLISH: Are u Videoing it.
PIGIN: U DAVIDO am.

ENGLISH: Olamide is Bad.
PIGIN: Olamide Baddoo.

ENGLISH: How did u know.
PIGIN: How u Tekno.

ENGLISH: He Might Know.
PIGIN: He Phyno.

ENGLISH: I thought he is a girl, but he is a boy.
PIGIN: I think say na Girl, Burna Boy.

ENGLISH: The Song Belongs to Sam.
PIGIN: Na SamSung.

ENGLISH: It's David that Baked it.
PIGIN: Na David Beckham.

ENGLISH: Selena will fart.
PIGIN: Selena Gomez.

ENGLISH: Their Belly.
PIGIN: Dembele.

ENGLISH: John is Weak.
PIGIN: John Wick.

ENGLISH: Roberto's Car got lost.
PIGIN: Roberto Carlos.

ENGLISH: He went to see Linda.
PIGIN: He go Cylinder.

ENGLISH: It wasn't Me, It was Ruth.
PIGIN: No be Me, Naruto.

ENGLISH: I don't Care.
PIGIN: I Nokia.

ENGLISH: How did u know that I told him to knock your Head??.
PIGIN: How u Tecno say Itel am make Im Nokia head? .

ENGLISH: Look at Ronaldo.
PIGIN: C. Ronaldo

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Pickin way say him Mama no go, him self no he close him eye

Pikin wey nor get papa, suppose get sense

Na person wey never see problem, dey use English pray

Book wey nor gree enter head go enter exam hall

E dey clear pimples, e dey clear pimples, na so bleaching take start

xxxtedyxxx:
Toto water no dey plenty but e dey reach pri.ck take baff..

Lwkmd4h na true o

E no get how you take watch film wey fit be like your own film.
if trust dey water for no fit boil fish.
street na general market, hold on na suspension, no be who hala last card dey checkup.
life sweet life sweet na em dey make person judge himself with sniper.
monkey born one two die.

Person wey na.ked no dey shook hand for pocket

Oh

Dem say where animals wen get horns, snails say na we be this.

Pikin wey talk say ehn papa no get money, ehn too dey for hustle street



A sharpen tree no enter my eyes, na from far place we go dey look am

Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him too no go sleep

Where we dey go no far na people dey drop for bus stop

No matter how your prick take long he no fit fear olosho

Prettychichi21:
money nor like noise na why dem nor de play music for bank

gbayii. Ur head too dey der

Eye wey dey cry dey see road

Where pikin dey see watin dey sweet ham na there them dey see him dead body

Ear wey nor dey hear word, when they go cut head, ear go follow

They nor dey tell deaf say war don start

When we piss together for one place e go turn better beer

No need to hurry go Barb berber because when they go Barb hair they go Barb berber join

Uniquequeen20:
If elder know and e tell him pikin and pikin no gree hear na the tin dey kill the pikin.
But if elder know and he no gree tell him pikin na the tin go kill d elder

how true is this?

Pikin Wey No Know Eim Mama Boyfriend the Call am Brother

Person nor dey use shame chop winchooo

You nor need spoon and cutlery to chop slap

Pastor wey dey pray for mad person nor dey close eye pray

Na over confindence make February nor complete

Head wey nor want think, go carry last

Escort me, escort me, na so slave trade start

Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible.

no matter how faster yansh carry run,e no go overtake breast, breast go always dey for front.

helinues:
Leave matter for Mathias, even make goat frown face , buyer go still buy am

Brom no good ..brom no good...tommorow u go still look for brom to sweep

Person wey naked no dey shook hand for pocket
E go better, na poor man song.
Wetin musa no go see for gate

Na person way never jam problem dey pray with good English.

Na until you find mad man trouble, you go know say him get people.

If we no meet for beans farm, we go meet for rice farm.

Use your tongue count your teeth.

Success get different roads, na just to arrive the same junction. If you no meet up on time na traffic causam. Las Las you go still reach.

Person wey mad man kill hin papa, if hin see dirty mechanic e go run.

Thanks to all of una wey comment , una really made my day

Dem no dey tell person


Dem no dey tell mad man say rain dey fall.



Dead bones shall rise again, no be for person wey do tire.

Na small pikin wey nor know d value of toto de pack sand put inside.
Them nor de chop food, chop plate join.

Hustle o. Because las las Akamu na custard wey go school. Crocodile na lizard wey join army.

This one good this one good na so craze man dey take gather dirty

Dead body way you kill for night go smell for morning.

Naked man no dey chuck hand for pocket

who hungry da catch, no da pray b4 e chop food

wetin fly dey fine for pikin toto ,when him mama carry broom the fly go see am

Dem no dey do good dey cry for backyard

You dey clean plug another man dey drive the motor

No be my mouth u go hear say poli mouth bend