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i wasn't sure where to post this but I finally settle for this forum. my friend started posting some of these stuff on FB and i thought we can have some laughs with it on NL too so post some funny but silly labels or warnings/instructions u see on products or as street signs.

Chain Saw--You Betcha!









this peanut warning is awesome---On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts" (Wow! I was expecting to find motor oil.)


Washing Machine- Bonus: Handy diagram to determine if door is open



Pet Meds-Do not let your dog drink and drive.



Asian Advice



On the ipod Shuffle -- "Do not eat." (WTH?)



On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (No poo?)





On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or Cores." (A lot of weird poo happens in Sweden.)



On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Sound advice, I guess.)


On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bicycle -- "Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle" (You think?)

LMAO~~Do they think we are silly

The first picture is describing me

SeanT21:

The first picture is describing me

lol , u craze gurl


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On A Cup Of Coffee: Caution! Contents are HOT!

On the bottom of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (no poo!)  

On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.  

what about these warnings


On Lady Speed Stick Deodorant: For external use only

On a lawnmower: Do not place hands or feet under mower when engine is running

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery

On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake

On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for bosom augmentation.

SeanT21:

Someone help that guy out please

at least he is honest 


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lolzzz funny

@All warning posts

I think they are all sound advices. . . you will be surprised to know how extremely stewpid some humans can be. These companies are just being cautious. . . For instance, a woman just came back home from a long walk with her poodle, which was freezing. She placed it in the microwave to 'thaw' _{i guess} the dog died. . . duh! She sued the microwave company and won.

romade:

luv dat shouting God on d bed & going to church

i love that one too

D1KeleVra:

@All warning posts

I think they are all sound advices. . . you will be surprised to know how extremely stewpid some humans can be. These companies are just being cautious. . . For instance, a woman just came back home from a long walk with her poodle, which was freezing. She placed it in the microwave to 'thaw' _{i guess} the dog died. . . duh! She sued the microwave company and won.

yea, i heard sumtin similar but dunno if it was true though



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On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK honey just grab the Palmolive!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

LOL funny thread. esp the stapled condom

Is this for real

rotflmao

lol

ROTFL. Isn't right the other way?

My Fave. rotfl

FL Gators:

ROFTLAMO !!!!!!!!!

FL Gators:

dan! that has to be a quickie

FL Gators:

love this one

FL Gators:

My Fave. rotfl

we accept!

ROTFLMAO!!

Who creates these signs sef!!

I never even knew this law

SeanT21:

ROTFLMAO!!

Who creates these signs sef!!

i honestly wonder 

FL Gators:

I never even knew this law

i know abt that law


 

I thought this was funny.