i wasn't sure where to post this but I finally settle for this forum. my friend started posting some of these stuff on FB and i thought we can have some laughs with it on NL too so post some funny but stupid labels or warnings/instructions u see on products or as street signs.

Chain Saw--You Betcha!



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this peanut warning is awesome---On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts" (Wow! I was expecting to find motor oil.)


Washing Machine- Bonus: Handy diagram to determine if door is open



Pet Meds-Do not let your dog drink and drive.



Asian Advice



On the ipod Shuffle -- "Do not eat." (WTH?)



On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (No shit?)





On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals." (A lot of weird shit happens in Sweden.)



On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Sound advice, I guess.)


On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bicycle -- "Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle" (You think?)

LMAO~~Do they think we are stupid

The first picture is describing me

SeanT21:

The first picture is describing me

lol , u craze gurl


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On A Cup Of Coffee: Caution! Contents are HOT!

On the bottom of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (no shit!)  

On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.  

what about these warnings


On Lady Speed Stick Deodorant: For external use only

On a lawnmower: Do not place hands or feet under mower when engine is running

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery

On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake

On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation.

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SeanT21:

Someone help that guy out please

at least he is honest 


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lolzzz funny

@All warning posts

I think they are all sound advices. . . you will be surprised to know how extremely stewpid some humans can be. These companies are just being cautious. . . For instance, a woman just came back home from a long walk with her poodle, which was freezing. She placed it in the microwave to 'thaw' _{i guess} the dog died. . . duh! She sued the microwave company and won.

romade:

luv dat shouting God on d bed & going to church

i love that one too

D1KeleVra:

@All warning posts

I think they are all sound advices. . . you will be surprised to know how extremely stewpid some humans can be. These companies are just being cautious. . . For instance, a woman just came back home from a long walk with her poodle, which was freezing. She placed it in the microwave to 'thaw' _{i guess} the dog died. . . duh! She sued the microwave company and won.

yea, i heard sumtin similar but dunno if it was true though



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On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK honey just grab the Palmolive!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)



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LOL funny thread. esp the stapled condom

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Is this for real

rotflmao

lol

ROTFL. Isn't right the other way?

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My Fave. rotfl

FL Gators:

ROFTLAMO !!!!!!!!!

FL Gators:



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dan! that has to be a quickie

FL Gators:

love this one

FL Gators:

My Fave. rotfl

we accept!

ROTFLMAO!!

Who creates these signs sef!!

I never even knew this law

SeanT21:

ROTFLMAO!!

Who creates these signs sef!!

i honestly wonder 

FL Gators:

I never even knew this law

i know abt that law


 

I thought this was funny.