I got this in my email from a
friend today, and decided I
needed to share it with everyone
here!
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow
down in overall system
performance,
particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other
valuable
programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and
then installed undesirable
programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply
crashes the system.
· Please note that I have
tried running Nagging 5.3 to
fix these problems, but to no
avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package,
while
· Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to
download Tears 6.2 and do
not forget to install the Guilt
3.0
update.
· If that application works as
designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.
However, remember,
overuse of the above
application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0
or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is
a very bad program that
will download the Farting
and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT
under any circumstances
install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background that
will
eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)
In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend
5.0-program These are
unsupported applications
and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is
a great program, but it does
have
limited memory and cannot
learn new applications
quickly. You
might consider buying
additional software to
improve memory and
performance. We
recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support

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