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Ghetto Parrot by BB(f): 9:51am On Jan 20, 2006
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she
went.She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she
went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights.Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!"

The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot
yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild. This would go
on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her. And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled,The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no
water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She
embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!
Re: Ghetto Parrot by Derpor(m): 10:04am On Jan 20, 2006
rolleyes uuhmm quite funny
Re: Ghetto Parrot by Z4M4eva(f): 10:12am On Jan 20, 2006
How Funny! cheesy
Re: Ghetto Parrot by spikelord(m): 1:54pm On Jan 20, 2006
Hmnnn. Wise parrot!
Re: Ghetto Parrot by Terry1(m): 5:58pm On Jan 20, 2006
grin
Re: Ghetto Parrot by MrTurkey(m): 2:38am On Nov 24, 2007
I knew that parrot once in a previous state of captivity. i trainedhim to be honest and blunt grin
Re: Ghetto Parrot by toygod2: 1:33am On Jul 11, 2012
hahahaha

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