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Taxi Driver by spoilt(f): 5:45am On May 22, 2007
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder
to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost
control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the
footpath and stopped centimeters away from a shop
window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab; then
the driver said “looks mate, don’t ever do that again;
you scared me”. The guy says ‘sorry’ and the driver
replied “Sorry, it’s not your fault. Today is my first
day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a funeral van
for the last 25 years!”
Re: Taxi Driver by dabby(f): 10:24am On May 22, 2007
that was hilarious. grin
Re: Taxi Driver by Bolarge(m): 11:26am On May 22, 2007
Excellent. cheesy grin
Re: Taxi Driver by chinnys(f): 12:08pm On May 22, 2007
Dat was cool!
Re: Taxi Driver by Aduks(f): 12:31pm On May 22, 2007
Great one!
Re: Taxi Driver by desorlah(f): 12:45pm On May 22, 2007
Keep it up. That was very funny.
Re: Taxi Driver by tionne(f): 12:51pm On Jun 05, 2007
this is da bomb grin grin grin

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