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| Getting Lucky by Mamajama(m): 6:08pm On May 22, 2007 |
I met an older woman at a bar last night. > > >> > > >> She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she > > >> asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and > > >> daughter party? > > >> > > >> I said no. > > >> > > >> We drank a bit more, > > >> then she says that tonight was my lucky night. > > >> > > >> I went back to her place. > > >> She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: > > >> "Mom, you still awake?" |
| Re: Getting Lucky by mellow(m): 6:12pm On May 22, 2007 |
Did you by any chance dig your grave before you left? |
| Re: Getting Lucky by Mamajama(m): 6:18pm On May 22, 2007 |
WHAT the hell is that supposed to mean? |
| Re: Getting Lucky by otuonye(m): 7:11pm On May 22, 2007 |
Was she expecting you to her mama, when she [herself] was already 57? I though she was referring to he daughter. LOL, funny joke though. |
| Re: Getting Lucky by desorlah(f): 7:10pm On May 23, 2007 |
mellow: What he's trying to tell you is that if u sleep with a 57year old woman and her mother (wonder how old she would be), then u're most likely to find yourself where you dont expect to be (thats where he came about the word grave). You dig? |
| Re: Getting Lucky by Mamajama(m): 4:43pm On May 24, 2007 |
UNA DON KOLO FINISH  |
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