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Computer Husband And Wife Jokes by toosexy1: 2:46pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
Computer Husband and Wife Jokes Husband: Hi dear. I’m logged in Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband: Bad command or file name wife: But I told you in the morning ? Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel? Wife: What about my new TV ? Husband: Variable not found Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you Husband: Data type mismatch Wife: You are useless Husband: By default Wife: What about your salary ? Husband: File in use. Try after some time Wife: Who was in the car this morning ? Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ? Husband: File system full Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist ? Husband: only user with WRITE permission Wife: What is my value in this family ? Husband: Unknown virus Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you’re being just funny ? Husband: Too many parameters! Wife: I will go to my dad’s house. Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated Wife: I’ll leave you forever Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user Wife: It’s worthless talking to you Husband: Shutdown the computer Wife: I’m going Husband: It’s now safe to turn off your computer |
Re: Computer Husband And Wife Jokes by AmAlone: 1:41am On Nov 16, 2010 |
na wa oooo |
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