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The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by toosexy1: 4:08pm On Nov 15, 2010
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by denitro(m): 5:04pm On Nov 15, 2010
LOL
Good one
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by kiki(f): 7:44pm On Nov 15, 2010
Hahaha lmbo true i love the hunter lol
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by blacksta(m): 9:01pm On Nov 15, 2010
shakes head
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by allabosky(m): 8:59pm On Nov 19, 2010
sorry i'm in d wrong place, diz na ashawo qtrs,
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by StudioCFR(m): 10:27pm On Nov 19, 2010
The poster is a se.x maniac
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by MrBones2(m): 11:35pm On Nov 19, 2010
Aw! Creative joke poster. BUT dey am sha. U know say under children eg. Studio dey NL so abeg nxt time u know wink
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by EfemenaXY: 11:42pm On Nov 19, 2010
@Poster smiley

X-rated Jokes

But cleverly funny - good ones! cheesy cheesy
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by StudioCFR(m): 4:26am On Nov 20, 2010
@Mr Burns

U dey reason and misyarn like a typical IBO man

I wonder how your accent go be sef
Maybe like an IBO man from Enugu - lol

(No Ofience)
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by almoner(m): 5:34am On Nov 20, 2010
Funny, but portrays the womanhood
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by Migines(m): 8:45am On Nov 21, 2010
D hunter iz on bad@ss mo'fo. Lmao
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by Migines(m): 8:45am On Nov 21, 2010
D hunter iz one bad@ss mo'fo. Lmao
Re: The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life by Nobody: 4:12pm On Nov 21, 2010
me -- who tells her, dont cry, it will soon be over.

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