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Apr For Show by shaqsworld: 10:21pm On Nov 20, 2010
Aboard an airplane for the first time, my guy tasted everything called refreshment brought before him.
not too long after, he needed to visit the gents. but unfortunately for him, he met a queue.
being so pressed,he was obliged the used of the ladies instead.
Alas! he relieved himself but needed to clean up but nothing was in sight except buttons with different labels.
he clicked on the 1st with "W" on it and water cleaned him up,
whao! he clicked on the 2nd with "P" and he was powdered.
these whitemen are WONDERFUL he exclaimed. definitely if tabs with single alphabets
can perform wonders, he mused, then this with APR will surely make my flight a never - to - forget trip
and he clicked on it.
Several hours later he woke up in a sterile looking room with gadgets all around him with a large roll of bandage around his midsection. then, it dawned on him that
grin cheesy grin APR stands for AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER
Re: Apr For Show by EfemenaXY: 10:23pm On Nov 20, 2010
<smiles>

seen it b/4

something fresh pls @Poster tongue
Re: Apr For Show by Migines(m): 8:41am On Nov 21, 2010
U knw . . . Dis particular joke haz alwayz found a way of disturbing my inner peace. It jst freakn creeps me out
Re: Apr For Show by Nobody: 4:14pm On Nov 21, 2010
having a hard time laughing
Re: Apr For Show by ayusman16(m): 4:28pm On Nov 21, 2010
@migines, wats so creepy abt a pad remover?
Re: Apr For Show by Migines(m): 4:40pm On Nov 21, 2010
Lol. Dude. If u c/imagine a manliness shaved off d owner, its only natural u feel d urge to protect urs.
Re: Apr For Show by yinkalink(f): 5:12pm On Nov 21, 2010
Migines:

Lol. Dude. If u c/imagine a manliness shaved off d owner, its only natural u feel d urge to protect urs.
[color=#990000][/color] now thats funny, tehehehe!!!
Re: Apr For Show by StudioCFR(m): 5:32pm On Nov 21, 2010
lol
Re: Apr For Show by Dabss(m): 7:45pm On Nov 21, 2010
Migines:

U knw . . . Dis particular joke haz alwayz found a way of disturbing my inner peace. It jst freakn creeps me out
yo are not alone bro
Re: Apr For Show by Migines(m): 8:03pm On Nov 21, 2010
Aziiiiin
Re: Apr For Show by StudioCFR(m): 8:04pm On Nov 21, 2010
lol
Re: Apr For Show by Dabss(m): 8:21pm On Nov 21, 2010
kilo funny mr studio (mr yourba) (mr hate ol igbo girls)
Re: Apr For Show by StudioCFR(m): 8:28pm On Nov 21, 2010
I'm a happy man anytime dear

Why the hard tackle na

Who told yo i hate IBO girls?

U can lie oh

My girl friend is ibo

I roll with ibo guys the way i'm rolling witcha right here right now.

lol

IBO Rockz
Re: Apr For Show by Dabss(m): 9:19pm On Nov 21, 2010
kai mallam na riga na giya maka
ka daina kira ni DEAR
Re: Apr For Show by StudioCFR(m): 8:48am On Nov 22, 2010
Walahi u na real aboki
I hope u no put da*ger for waist sha
Re: Apr For Show by Odunnu: 9:25am On Nov 22, 2010
**smiles after reading joke**
Re: Apr For Show by Dabss(m): 9:35am On Nov 22, 2010
Studio CFR:

Walahi u na real aboki
I hope u no put da*ger for waist sha

Wrong
AGAIN
Re: Apr For Show by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:45am On Nov 22, 2010
@poster, This joke got me outta my seat,
If you know what I mean,
Studio, you've switched from bein' ibophobic to abokiphobic, You get confirm problem,
Re: Apr For Show by StudioCFR(m): 10:46am On Nov 22, 2010
lol
Re: Apr For Show by carmelia(f): 11:30am On Nov 26, 2010
lmao grin grin
Re: Apr For Show by StudioCFR(m): 2:06pm On Nov 26, 2010
lol
Re: Apr For Show by dani1luv: 2:10pm On Nov 26, 2010
Applaudise
Re: Apr For Show by Nobody: 3:34pm On Nov 26, 2010
; grin grin grin
Migines:

U knw . . . Dis particular joke haz alwayz found a way of disturbing my inner peace. It jst freakn creeps me out
Migines:

Lol. Dude. If u c/imagine a manliness shaved off d owner, its only natural u feel d urge to protect urs.

i feel u too shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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