googles:

or someone calls your personal line and asks who he/she is speaking with . . like wt?? you called me

This one irks me. To be precise, the person says 'Who is this?'
I either end up with saying who da hell are you or drop the call.

iceblue:

When chatting with someone:
'Why did it take so long for u to respond?' (Because contrary to your opinion, I have other things to do beside respond to your last comment within the next nano-second)

Another one that irks me I don't respond anymore if i see that. Pesin go tire dey talk to air

iceblue:

When chatting with someone:
'Why did it take so long for u to respond?' (Because contrary to your opinion, I have other things to do beside respond to your last comment within the next nano-second)

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (y)

2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride. >:O

iceblue:

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die:s

2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride. >:O

3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one.=-?
 
4. When you wake up, then comes an asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!(:|

5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!:/

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! 8-|

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (y)

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! They are Carrots.:*  

9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking:  - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The poo is talking to you!

iceblue:


9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The poo is talking to you!

googles:


or someone calls your personal line and asks who he/she is speaking with . . like wt?? you called me

MRbrownJAY:

- someone you dont know too well see you smoking and asks:"oh, so you smoke?"
no, i am just holding and puffing on this cigarette for a friend

MRbrownJAY:

here are a few more dumbass questions!!!


- someone you dont know too well see you smoking and asks:"oh, so you smoke?"
no, i am just holding and puffing on this cigarette for a friend

diyobdw:

am enjoying this,

when someone is leaving you ask[b] "are you going?"[/b]

u see A price tag dangling on an item & you ask "is that the price?"

You see someone going to the mosque and u ask "are u a muslim?"[i]

meet my wife , oh dis is your wife?

iceblue:

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die:s

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! 8-|

MRbrownJAY:

- some long lost family member hasnt see you since you were a kid and ask :"woah, you've become so big?"
duh, you actually expected me to stay the same size as when i was 10yrs old?!

- at the funeral, people crying and asking: why him, why him of all people?!
well, would it make you feel better if it was YOU?!

- you at the club/movies or some "funky" place like that and someone ask you: hey what you doing here?"
shiiiiit, you think you were the only one who was going to enjoy this place?!

- you at the restaurant and ask the waiter:"is the eba with egusi sauce good?"
no, it taste like boiled plastic and you better get out of this restaurant asap.