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Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by maya007: 6:53pm On Dec 21, 2019
That's y wen plp buy new generator dey test it dere n den to avoid stories like this...sorry eh make sure ur really high and wet or better still huy lubricant o
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 7:06pm On Dec 21, 2019
maya007:
That's y wen plp buy new generator dey test it dere n den to avoid stories like this...sorry eh make sure ur really high and wet or better still huy lubricant o

Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 7:07pm On Dec 21, 2019
I'd make it out of this alive.
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by ctleurocollege: 7:13pm On Dec 21, 2019
payperpost:
I dated my husband for 2 years without sex before i got married to him this weekend, I love him because he's a very gentle man who respects me a lot. but the problem is after our wedding in church today and we decided to make love after retiring to the hotel my uncle got us for honeymoon, I saw his manhood and it was extra large just after playing with it for a while, which scared me a lot but I pretend like it was ok, to be honest I'm not a virgin and he knows that , but this is just too huge for me, I then told him to take a shower so I can give him a great mouth action and he was happy to run into the shower and so I was able to escape!
this happened 5 mins ago , and everyone has been calling me including his mother and sisters,

Please , what can I do? only sensible and matured advise please.


But a baby body can pass through that place
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Yustash001(m): 8:08pm On Dec 21, 2019
I don't believe this o jere...

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Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by bukatyne(f): 8:10pm On Dec 21, 2019
Wait o!

You mean the OP is currently typing in hiding?

And all her in-laws are calling her to come out and collect kondo?

Sorry OP.

Maybe you should just singing: if I turn, turn back the hands of time...
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 8:15pm On Dec 21, 2019
bukatyne:
Wait o!

You mean the OP is currently typing in hiding?

And all her in-laws are calling her to come out and collect kondo?

Sorry OP.

Maybe you should just singing: if I turn, turn back the hands of time...
.

yup dear, you got it
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by bukatyne(f): 8:20pm On Dec 21, 2019
payperpost:
.

yup dear, you got it


Hahahahahahahaha!

Goodluck to chopping your thing gently and legitimately wink
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 8:30pm On Dec 21, 2019
bukatyne:


Hahahahahahahaha!
Goodluck to chopping your thing gently and legitimately wink
please help me out
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by mohd001: 8:36pm On Dec 21, 2019
i think you already had sex before this your marriage, hence, it shouldnt be scary now. ur situation is very strange honestly.
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by profilemessages: 10:08pm On Dec 21, 2019
talk to your husband, let him know what you are passing through, tell him to get lubricant for you. and to stroke or penetrate gently,

sex is not world war, that's why there is intimacy, I read an Hadeeth where the Prophet said men shouldn't just penetrate without pre-intimacy or touching or romancing.

so to make things easier for yourself, let him spend most percent like 80% or 90% percent of the sex time romancing or playing with you, then the remaining 10-20% on penetrating.

I am not married so I don't know how it feels, married guys should come in here pls!!!
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Harry00(m): 10:27pm On Dec 21, 2019
braine:
This story honestly doesn't make sense.

There's no limit
the pussy won't take.
I agree, it is flexible and elastic like rubber band cheesy wink
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 11:09pm On Dec 21, 2019
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 11:40pm On Dec 21, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
shocked shocked shocked
what do you want to give me a helping hand? I dont mind at this moment
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 11:57pm On Dec 21, 2019
payperpost:

what do you want to give me a helping hand? I dont mind at this moment
Try lube
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 11:59pm On Dec 21, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Try lube

are you talking from experience? I dont want to take dangerous risk , but what if I arrange a prostitute for him for the time being? my fear is he could find that disrespectful .
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 12:05am On Dec 22, 2019
payperpost:


are you talking from experience? I dont want to take dangerous risk , but what if I arrange a prostitute for him for the time being? my fear is he could find that disrespectful .
OK you trolling.

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Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 12:07am On Dec 22, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
OK you trolling.
No Ma. what if I try the lube and this whole thing escalate? I need to be sure , please put me thru
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 8:36am On Dec 22, 2019
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jan 03, 2020
Re: Please , Advise Me . I cant stand my husband thing. by Skmoda360(m): 8:16pm On Jan 03, 2020
bukatyne:
Wait o!

You mean the OP is currently typing in hiding?

And all her in-laws are calling her to come out and collect kondo?

Sorry OP.

Maybe you should just singing: if I could turn, turn back the hands of time...

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