No sleep for am, after come collect am on 12th and it's 24th

Merry Christmas to those celebrating, for broke guys like me. I'm taking 10 dose Cipri Gold. I wanna wake up next year

No b lie swear down I guess we are in d same train

Vanity

Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken and 33 beer. After we finish the one when dey fridge we go enter beer parlour. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

Lol Same shit happened to me last year!
While fuming and waiting for him to finish(a material he was given over one month ago), another client came in. Oga tailor had the liver to leave my cloth to go attend to the one who just came in,like I wasn't there!
I quietly looked around, saw some other people's clothes, packed as many as I could quietly and started walking out.
By the time oga noticed what I had done, I was already trying to open my car door, to dump the clothes and drive off with them. Wouldn't have gone through with it sha buh desperate times.......... so let's all be mad oh!
After much begging,asked him to either finish my job that instant or he explains to his other clients what happened to their missing materials!
For a job he kept postponing for over a month,he finished it under 3hours. 3 hours! And yes,I waited the whole time.

Definition of a 9ja tailor... 12th na 26th.

I learnt that during their apprenticeship they are drilled in courses like

Postponementology
Disappointmentography
Lieology
Decietation

I had to take his machine to my house. He's sewing the past, present and future clothes all in my house as I write.

Don't mind those tailors....

They will be collecting more much cloths that they can't complete within the stipulated time...yeye.


On the contrary,


"Hustle ooo...so that you no go dey drink garri without Sugar on Christmas Day"

Some Tailors I know in Lagos might be hiding from customers by now. They ALWAYS DISAPPOINT!

Na him balance go hear am...

D

Make person bless me this December o. Givers no dey lack. 0140737041 GTB.




Modified: thank you so much. Im very grateful

thats my guy...meanwhile that tailor delivers on time o..dem just use am for meme

Na dem dem

Mine told me to come on 20th and today is 25th still not ready

When ready-made full market...

Those greedy tailors,
biting off more than they can chew..


Most serious tailors stop collecting
new work from end of November.

Ozone sabi do this thing to me shaaaa. If I no siddon with am, I no go see clothe collect, I no know why I never dump am sef.

Lol

Merry Christmas oH from the real santa

Offpoint:
No sleep for am, after come collect am on 12th and it's 24th

Merry Christmas to those celebrating, for broke guys like me. I'm taking 10 dose Cipri Gold. I wanna wake up next year

Those people can dissapoint, you made me to remember tailor now.

Lol. Here's the scope to handle them, call them every now and then, don't give them breathing space. When they see your call every now and then, they put your work at heart and get it done. In fact, if it's possible, call them 10 times a day telling him or her that, hope he or she has started your work, that you don't want to hear stories on the collection date. But, you carry work give tailor, tailor asked you to come a certain date to collect it, you drop the cloth go your own, come back on the collection date, he no go surprise you say, na that place wey you drop am put you go see am the collection date. Used to have a close friend who's a tailor. Na him give me the scope. Most of the disappointment atimes is due to the big amount of job they have at that moment. In fact, the incessant phone calls can make your own job ready which you gave them 2 days ago while they leave the job of a 1 week customer to get your own done.

All in all, May God bless us to the extent say na tailor go come dey take our measurements and carry clothes for our house and as such, them no born am make him give story on collection date. Jagaban tailor go fit disappoint Baba so? No! He cannot!

Offpoint:
No sleep for am, after come collect am on 12th and it's 24th

Merry Christmas to those celebrating, for broke guys like me. I'm taking 10 dose Cipri Gold. I wanna wake up next year

Na normal level be that for tailors...i would be disappointed if dem no lie

Lol

Na beating o

Seems most of them learn lies with the profession.
Tailor and lies are like 5 & 6.

Correct tailor no dey sew cloth 23 to 25