Is Google a God? It seems like a group of Googlists (believer in Googlism) appear to agree that Google is a God. They concludes that “Deities are typically described by their unique attributes, such as being all-knowing, all-seeing, ever present, the ability to answer prayers, immortal, remembering all, and of course Deities must “do no evil”.

Google exhibits all of these characteristics perfectly. In the absence of imaginary, supernatural beings, Google is certainly the closest thing humankind has to a true God, as classically defined.”

And thus formed The Church of Google which online on 14th August. The Church of Google lists 8 proofs that Google is God, among the proofs include Google is all-knowing, Google is everywhere at once, Google answers prayers, Google is immortal, Google is infinite, Google remembers all, Google can “do no evil” and abundant evidences of Google’s existence.

I will suggest you stay off drugs or visit a psychiatrist.

Akuviv:

I will suggest you stay off drugs or visit a psychiatrist.

@AKUVIY . I AM NOT SAYING GOOGLE IS GOD, BUT THEY ARE TRYING TO PROVE ME WRONG. DO YOU KNOW THEY HAVE CREATED THEIR OWN 10 COMMANDMENT?

PLEASE SEE THIS http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/10_Commandments.html. THIS IS REALLY THE END OF TIME

SEE THIS AGAIN http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

They are not all knowing because their knowledge is limited to the input made by man. They don't know the second/minute in which I was conceived neither do they have knowledge about my inward parts that were wonderfully & fearfully made.

THIS ARE THE 10 COMMANDMENT
Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.

Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.

Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.

Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.

Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.

Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.

Thou shalt not hotlink.

Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.

Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.

Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine Optimization is but the work of Microsoft.

clearly, you lack a sense of humor, @ poster

lwkmd ;d ;d