Babagboju:
Wao see business idea

Omo4omo:
Hi,
Can you give me the break down and the revenue potential . The the estimated profit monthly

Omo4omo:
Hi,
Can you give me the break down and the revenue potential . The the estimated profit monthly

my2chains:
People hardly gets good business ideas online,

everyone is kind of hiding and holding on to theirs all because they want no one to know of it,

thats why i kind of liked ymodulus
he is the best nairalander i have ever known in my entire history of been here,

although i never got to chat with him or asked him questions,

but his ever ready gift of sharing free informations to others is what will make me never to ever forget him in this lifetime,

he is indeed a legend and his soul will continue to live here in nairaland forever and ever,

i dough my hat for you ymodulus baba,
you are the best compared to all this our stingy lucklustered grammatically endowed teachers and philosofers,

anyways you will hardly see farmers come here to share their daily or weekly profits made from their farms so to encourage others,

while some with nugget heads as big as a big water borehole will come here to analise even little things as soil testing,

but still lock his principles here with multiple codes,

telling you to go and make research and find it out by yourself.

Forgeting not everyone is been blessed with wisdom and the time to do all that.

as if here na programming school

is this how the oyinbos and the whites do theirs?
If it was so then this world would not have even reached this developed stage by now,

anyways water leafs will be needing more nitrogen supplemented fertilizer so it can really grow fast and have broad bigger green leafs,

and dry poultry chicken manure will provide all that,

vickifeanyi47:


Are you on Whatsapp sir.

my2chains:
My dream as a part time or a full time farmer is to wear expensive gushi designers and shoes to the farm on a daily basis,

no more wearing all this rags and pityable cloths to the farm,

who is in support here with me?

Thats why we are called youths not old grown fellas,

some niggas might take champaigne and sweet wines to the farm,

some will even carry laptops and loud speakers to the farm.

As work dey go on loud sweet gbedu music go dey blast the air,

awon werey naira mailey
yahoo yahoo!

with our crazy jeans spotted
and our big white timberlands shoes

thats why we are called the young youths so we play by our own rules,

as for anyone saying this ain't gonna work,

abeg just know say ur own old ways and generation don dey pass,

so we the youths needs to take over and run this shits,

i foresee in the nearest future niggas with fancy big gold chains heading to the farms,
they will say to each other

guy my 2 chains are pure gold!

balling hard every weekends on farm produce,

to some of you it may sound stupid,

but to me this is my reality and my dream

if you dont believe this then you are on your own,

but remember that in this life you can create by yourself your own reality and live by it.

this message needs to be passed around to all potential farmers expectially we the youths,

so the moral and encouragements will be high enough,

stop making us to believe poverty and dirtyness is really attached to farming and farmers,

maybe it can be attached to those rural old farmers not us please.

since we have greenhouses,

niggars can now head to the farms with ferrari and bughati verons,

unlike those old fellas that will dress like saint anthony our patron saint to the farm.

We niggars needs to change all this shits

because we can really ball hard like a multi billionaire farmer not all this petty begging farmers.

since we now know that sweet cool money do grow on trees

any young niggar here interested in this should hit me up so we can join up on ideas and collabo together on this.

although crazy ideas and inspirations can one day become a reality in this life,

so let the new generation of young niggars arise and take over,

you know we dem boys and we need to change all this old and boring rules in farming

cheers and thanks

my 2 chains indeed will be pure gold someday!

Pistotita:


You better be careful before your money enters one chance. Lol. Person wey wan wear gucci and designer to farm is who you want to commit your money in his hand. Lol. See... he will use your money buy Versace and you will start looking for him. You better save yourself troubles. You have been warned. Or did you not read where he was boasting and dreaming of wearing Tommy Hilfiger and the rest to farm? Even Escober and Felix the godfather did not wear designers to farm even with their billions dollars of drug cash. Person wey never get a succesful farm dey boast, and you don fall yakata. You better be careful. I will tolerate him and see if he is successful. Will be happy for him if he is.....but this one....hmmmm. i will not put in my money in a farmer who is already telling me he is going to wear Calvin Klein to farm. O boy....you get mind o. And you wan invest in him? Chai!

He is even using the N word to describe himself. You no dey fear oooo. You wan commit your money in a N....r's hand? Ha!

Or did you not research him to know he is a Marlian? Na so he will just carry many wraps of marijuana to farm and dey blast music dey enjoy himself with his gangs there. When they are suppose to remove weed from your farm...and they start seeing stars and remove all plants instead of weeds. Lol....He will even beat you on top of your money after the loss. Or don't you know the effect of marijuana? You get mind oooo. Ha! You wan invest in a Marlian? He calls himself yahoo yahoo too.

my2chains:
Please i need a sponsor or an investor to start a water leaf farm here in lagos,

the target market will be
iyano-iba,
okokomaiko,
iyano-isashi,
alaba market,
iyano-ipaja
agbara market

and some neighbouring markets close by

or better still mile 12 market or ketu,

mind you water leaf is ready for harvest only in 2 to 3 weeks,

and it will be harvested constantly every 2 weeks after the first harvest or sales.

the lowest a bag filled with water leaf is been sold is #2,500,
and a plot of land can give you upto 15-20 bags per harvest

some times a bag of water leaf sells for 4,500-5000 naira
depending on the season

so lets say we can be making upto 40,000-50,000 per harvest and thats every 3 weeks

this is how the budget to start will be like,

to rent a plot here in lagos will cost =10,000-20,000

to buy water leaf stems to fill the plot will be = 20,000-40,000

to clear the land and to make the beds for planting = 10,000-15,000

dry chicken manure
#800 naira per bag
7 bags = 5,600

water source,

we can dig a well or source for a water source near by,


so approximately total cost will be 70,000-80,000 naira

this farm investment is suitable for anyone who dont really have the chance to go to a farm,
or someone who still needs a part time side income to survive this harsh nigerian economy

anyone interested should contact me on 07041246325

thanks

my2chains:


hahahaha
abeg i no fit laugh

you called me a marlian farmer
its really foo funny,

please and please i want this to be clear enough,

all i wanted was my own mindset and dreams and i hope to achieve it and make it a reality,

what is really wrong wearing guchi chains to your own farmland?

What is wrong driving your own latest lambourgini ride to your farm?

That does not mean you wont get the farm job done,

after all you will employ some few farm labourers working for you,

i usually see old time farmers as been living a boring life and still engaging on farms like its a pityable work,

mind you i only said its my dream to be a rich farmer and that does not mean i am already living the life or will blow away investors money,

i only imagined and aired my view so that many young guys morals can be positively boosted,

i have once seen a farmer's son rejects his fathers farms to go startup his own choice of business,

just to tell you everyone is not the same,

i have never laughed so hard for a long time like this,

all because of you this mr pistotita

to me one of the easiest crops someone can invest in and still start making profit out of it the same month of planting is water leaf,

plant it this month and start harvesting in just 3 weeks time,

although i will soon upload pics here of my mini test project of water leaf farming,

just to let you know we are in for business,

cheers

brain54:

been following you for some time and I like your confidence and believe in what you want to achieve from farming. am a farmer also but into livestock farming. I have 5 acres of land in ishara in Ogun state were I want to do intensive farming. I wouldn't mind us working together to achieve same goal you set for yourself.... you can quote me if interested in working with me so we do something together.

mrinsurer:
Please where can i buy waterleaf stem.I will need for 1 acre in lagos.

You better be careful before your money enters one chance. Lol. Person wey wan wear gucci and designer to farm is who you want to commit your money in his hand. Lol. See... he will use your money buy Versace and you will start looking for him. You better save yourself troubles. You have been warned. Or did you not read where he was boasting and dreaming of wearing Tommy Hilfiger and the rest to farm? Even Escober and Felix the godfather did not wear designers to farm even with their billions dollars of drug cash. Person wey never get a succesful farm dey boast, and you don fall yakata. You better be careful. I will tolerate him and see if he is successful. Will be happy for him if he is.....but this one....hmmmm. i will not put in my money in a farmer who is already telling me he is going to wear Calvin Klein to farm. O boy....you get mind o. And you wan invest in him? Chai!

He is even using the N word to describe himself. You no dey fear oooo. You wan commit your money in a N....r's hand? Ha!

Or did you not research him to know he is a Marlian? Na so he will just carry many wraps of marijuana to farm and dey blast music dey enjoy himself with his gangs there. When they are suppose to remove weed from your farm...and they start seeing stars and remove all plants instead of weeds. Lol....He will even beat you on top of your money after the loss. Or don't you know the effect of marijuana? You get mind oooo. Ha! You wan invest in a Marlian? He calls himself yahoo yahoo too.

my2chains:
I remembered coming here everyday to come read and learn from mr pistotita and his long english grammers.

It was fun and by the same time confusing! Those things he used to say made me reason twice, i only envisioned farmers been called poor and hungry!

And that day this agricultural thread was just so boring to me because i found no new thing to learn or to see about.

So i decided to crack up a joke by encouraging them with my dream as a rich niggar farmer!

To tell them its very much possible to wear gucci chains and shoes to the farm! To roll up your expensive customized wrist watch one side just to arrange a few in your farm!

Even though farming is been regarded to as the occupation for only the poor here in nigeria!

It pains me pistotita have been reduced to this as a nobody but life goes on, thats why in life you need be humble so you can be raised high!

This is for those who think they cant be touched or been moved from where they are today.

You dont know with the twinkle of an eye you can be of a nobody tommorrow

My dream as a rich niggar farmer still lives on!

cheers!

Pavore9:


Do you now have a waterleaf farm, running?

Yampotatocarrot:


I just saw this thread and was gonna ask the same thing. I'm still trying to get more info about the okra farm he is into in the other thread.

Waterleaf farming is a good investment though, just that not much info on it

my2chains:
Please i need a sponsor or an investor to start a water leaf farm here in lagos,

the target market will be
iyano-iba,
okokomaiko,
iyano-isashi,
alaba market,
iyano-ipaja
agbara market

and some neighbouring markets close by

or better still mile 12 market or ketu,

mind you water leaf is ready for harvest only in 2 to 3 weeks,

and it will be harvested constantly every 2 weeks after the first harvest or sales.

the lowest a bag filled with water leaf is been sold is #2,500,
and a plot of land can give you upto 15-20 bags per harvest

some times a bag of water leaf sells for 4,500-5000 naira
depending on the season

so lets say we can be making upto 40,000-50,000 per harvest and thats every 3 weeks

this is how the budget to start will be like,

to rent a plot here in lagos will cost =10,000-20,000

to buy water leaf stems to fill the plot will be = 20,000-40,000

to clear the land and to make the beds for planting = 10,000-15,000

dry chicken manure
#800 naira per bag
7 bags = 5,600

water source,

we can dig a well or source for a water source near by,


so approximately total cost will be 70,000-80,000 naira

this farm investment is suitable for anyone who dont really have the chance to go to a farm,
or someone who still needs a part time side income to survive this harsh nigerian economy

anyone interested should contact me on 07041246325

thanks

my2chains:
Another idea here is to head up to rural areas in ogun state where you can rent an hectare of land for 20,000 naira per year,

with any source of water stream or boreholes nearby,

then we rent a room or apartment there which wont cost more than 20,000-30,000 per year rent

then clear the land and make beds and start planting,

with God in ourside we are sure of sales and harvest in just 3 weeks time

Pavore9:


Do you now have a waterleaf farm, running?

Yampotatocarrot:


I just saw this thread and was gonna ask the same thing. I'm still trying to get more info about the okra farm he is into in the other thread.

Waterleaf farming is a good investment though, just that not much info on it