ze senate president,
ze chief jurstice of ningelia
distinguish guest
and fellow ningelia fiffle

first of oll I want tu thank oll mighty Alah for keefing us till zis day, I also want tu thank ze fiffle of ningelia for ze susteanance of democracy.

let me start by advicing oll those who lost in ze general elections zat there is no need going tu any tribunal as BABA NAPEP was aware zat there are tribunals before he decided tu give us oll ze offices we took.
As for ze froblem in Niger delta Jona Lucky has been used tu set an examfle by ze burning of his house in bayelsa, so we must make swa we comfly with ze boys and giv them more oyimbo tu kidnap so they can be haffy
zat is oll I have been told for now by baba NAPEP tu say
Thank you.

Wha a "first" speech, that's all he had to say??

Hmm, na wa ooh.