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BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by Wisdomkosi(m): 8:17am On Jan 28, 2020
BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working!


By Wisdom Nwedene, Umuahia

A missing manhood in Umuahia has finally been returned few days after it disappeared, Igbere TV has learnt.

Igbere TV recalls that the man had earlier said “the penis is very far and cannot be returned”.

Igbere TV learnt that the tigernut seller has returned the manhood but its not working yet.

According to our source,
"The manhood has not started working, not even for urination. The Hausa man said it will function this week".

The incident happened on Oboro Street by Niger when a man stopped a Hausa fruit hawker to buy tiger nut.

According to report, the man after buying the tiger nuts and was about going into his shop to get money to pay for what he bought when the Hausa man touched his cloth in pretence he was removing a stain from the cloth.

It was gathered that immediately after the touch on his cloth; the man noticed some changes inside of him, touched his penis and discovered it had disappeared.

Igbere TV will monitor the development and bring you more details....


Source : http://igberetvnews.com/1304715/breaking-missing-manhood-finally-returned-working/

Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by Nobody: 8:19am On Jan 28, 2020
It will function within this week ke?

How veracious is this story?

Wisdomkosi:
BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working!


By Wisdom Nwedene, Umuahia

A missing manhood in Umuahia has finally been returned few days after it disappeared, Igbere TV has learnt.

Igbere TV recalls that the man had earlier said “the penis is very far and cannot be returned”.

Igbere TV learnt that the tigernut seller has returned the manhood but its not working yet.

According to our source,
"The manhood has not started working, not even for urination. The Hausa man said it will function this week".

The incident happened on Oboro Street by Niger when a man stopped a Hausa fruit hawker to buy tiger nut.

According to report, the man after buying the tiger nuts and was about going into his shop to get money to pay for what he bought when the Hausa man touched his cloth in pretence he was removing a stain from the cloth.

It was gathered that immediately after the touch on his cloth; the man noticed some changes inside of him, touched his penis and discovered it had disappeared.

Igbere TV will monitor the development and bring you more details....


Source : http://igberetvnews.com/1304715/breaking-missing-manhood-finally-returned-working/
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by donbachi(m): 8:23am On Jan 28, 2020
Nigeria is a wonderland full of shiits...2moro u go hear sey some people dey find mercury from old telephone,wall clock and television to buy....today na priicks dey lost.....which kind country be dis sef.

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Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by StPete: 8:23am On Jan 28, 2020
Illiteracy is a disease sad

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Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by okomile(f): 8:24am On Jan 28, 2020
Audio
grin grin
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by Nobody: 8:26am On Jan 28, 2020
Function within the week

Lolzzz
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by ThiagoKid(m): 8:32am On Jan 28, 2020
Chai see wickedness
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by Lanretoye(m): 8:34am On Jan 28, 2020
Which kind federal govt ultimatum be thisone again?
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by etibaba(m): 8:40am On Jan 28, 2020
"The manhood has not started working, not even for urination. The Hausa man said it will function this week".

What kind of useless news is this? Even welcome back sim works immediately.
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by Keziehenry(m): 8:48am On Jan 28, 2020
aboki causing problem to man since before the war
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by Wisdomkosi(m): 9:03am On Jan 28, 2020
Cc, Lalasticlala
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by Bola146(f): 9:44am On Jan 28, 2020
Hausa man should pity his wife na grin double wahala
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by bluebay(m): 9:58am On Jan 28, 2020
donbachi:
Nigeria is a wonderland full of shiits...2moro u go hear sey some people dey find mercury from old telephone,wall clock and television to buy....today na priicks dey lost.....which kind country be dis sef.
We dey learn. Go Togo and hear story
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by Chizuru01(m): 10:59am On Jan 28, 2020
Amu m ooooooooh!!! He exclaimed after the touch

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Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by danvon(m): 2:13pm On Jan 28, 2020
All dis boys they'll take white and marijuana and they will start thinking their dick is missing undecided after his head clear he said it is back but not working...


When he goes to Xvideos he'll say it's working that it is God that saved him
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jan 28, 2020
So the Akpa Amu is not working again ?
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by Hondaonly: 4:37pm On Jan 28, 2020
Okpah eyin
Re: BREAKING!!! Missing Manhood Finally Returned But Not Working! by greatuche(m): 6:48pm On Jan 28, 2020
Very funny.... cheesy cheesy

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