maynation:
Make I share my own edaaakun.

Mine isn't really weird tho, more like a petty theft.
Mid last year, there was this lady that came to where I work for her IT. One good day after work they asked me to attend a meeting and they asked her to follow me so she could learn somethings. I decided to branch home and freshen up before heading to the venue. We entered my house and in a bid to make her feel comfy I asked her to get pineapple from the freezer, slice it and deal with it while I freshen up. As I entered the bathroom, I turned back to go show her where the sharpened knife was and lo and behold I caught this lady eating a fish from my soup. I didn't even know if she remembered to use spoon or she dipped her finger ni, she sha was chewing the hell out of the fish.
I was disappointed ehn, I screamed her name MAAAAAARRRRYY HABA.

Till today I haven't seen the lady again after the meeting, that w her .

nanizle:




But you said you like him too! Ha

Randy100:
Using my tootbrush, towel and soap.

Akinowon123:

With the way you are going and saying what you like to anyone cos it's a faceless forum, I pity who w personill wife u cos I don't see any trait of good and normal person in you

dukeprince50:
came to my house, I tried to make move, she declined and said she can't, she sees me as her younger brother.

kecee99:
A girl fvcking my best friend in my own room

lirusehn:

Liposure:
Sweetheart, i hope you didn't eat dat soup.

Kingrexyl:
Just stop pretending please, it's either you cooked up that story or you had sex with him, I know how you girls are, always pretending. besides I know if you get to meet me physically you will want to have sex with me,
you are the types that always ring my phone disturbing of coming to my house.

AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and where she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and where she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

Sammarshall:


Thunder fire your useless, good for nothing miserable lineage.

If not that this place is a public domain, I would have asked you to drop your best photo taken (in abroad) out of this miserable hole you leave and I will drop mine, so nairalanders will judge between us who has a very miserable lineage. You think life is by making mouth and bragging.

Empty vessels ....

In fact, thunder fire your entire generation before and after you....

Emyres:
So this guy was introduced to me and I was asked to lodge him for a while. It's a self-contained room.

He came and became the boss. Displaced me from my bed and i was sleeping on the floor.
He was playing his games very loud.
I served him food and he didn't finish the food, and left the plates for me to take away and wash. He also didn't say thank you. Later wasn't feeling well, and I got drugs for him with my money, and he never said thank you.

I just couldn't talk. In my mind I was like "This guy no get manners?"

maynation:

I actually I did, make I no lie.

virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

LarryBee1k:
let me call her my room partner girlfriend. she came to visit us for 3 days. she is pretty with big everything.

on the first day, she Greet me, I look her with yeye eyes. BROS WE DEY FIGHT NI. I no answer. my room partner DEY VEZ TOO. I no send. the thing pain the girl. she will be watching me every time to see my reaction.

then the DDay my friend went out to get some leaving me and her in the house. we no talk for about few minutes. then I just see her with only towel on going to the bathroom. HMM WETIN SEF. as she come out like this NA SO SHE FLASH ME PUNNA by raising up the towel. as she run inside, I follow her enter shaperly. SHE VEXED THAT IM ONLY AFTER HER BODY, I MADE ALL KINDA PROMISES THAT DAY TO ENTER. LOL. MY ROOMMATE CAME BACK AND WENT BACK TO MY USUAL SEF.

Plumville:
You must been meeting only the ‘wrong’ girls, the way you sound. There are still many ‘good’ girls out there using your own yard stick. But then for you to know all girls are bad then you obviously have dated many. Maybe birds of same feather sort of a thing..

Okoroawusa:

My sister it's a matter of saying no. You can never tell what is on a woman's mind.

I have been so gentlemanly with a female visitor before that we spent the whole time in the living room watching TV.

On the stairs seeing her off she asked me," so na tv u take me watch today?"

Michellekabod2:
I now realise why you hate girls

hopexter:


Would you have pushed her off if it was just the both of you

chical:

Did she ask you to spend all those money on her... U be heartless ram

MichaelBukamzy:
Dude came for a job interview and i allowed him crash at my place.my bae came at nite and dude was forming sly madu just to impress her.he ist comot shirt(he dey gim sha),small time he wear my cap dey waka upandan for lyk 5mins.i dey kitchen with bae.e no tey he pas go baf,kari bare chest dey ask my bae weda cold dey.e no tey he enta room,wear brown powder,rub wetlips con spray my pef oo con dey burst craig david album dey sing out loud with guiness wey pesn dash me(i leave am for fridge say afta dinner make i download am).mumu later dey ask me why my bae no sleep over.lol

UndauntedYOCA:
Uh, uh!

maynation:



People like them no get anything allah.

AshiraWealthy:
A female visitor came. So I went to get her something, only for me to com back and saw her lying in my bed. Chai.
I dont like sharing my bed with anyone. I didn't find it funny that day.

illitrate:
We were seating in the mejlis when a total stranger ran with full speed inside our house and jumped
into the toilet and locked the door, puuuuuurrrrrrr taaaaaaaaar was all we could hear, she came out apologizing
that she was almost dying.

Guest toilet is just beside the mejlis and always open.

Rarefayol:
She said she will pass the night nd go the next morning, but I have to send her Tfare wic I did.... So she finally came... that night and stood in front of me changing her clothes... Mehn I was like everytin don sup for me oo.. After changing her clothes, I got her sometin to eat... Wen we lay on bed I took move, she decline... I was surprise how would she possibly decline nd she was supposed to go back the next morning...

I persisted but she insisted that she's not running away I should chill until later in the mid night.... Lol I swear I was awake from 11pm to 3:30am I was hard already after seeing her naked early... Around 3:30am or so I took a move again she decline.... I took move again nd she stood up nd grabbed her bag nd ask me to open the door, I did... I was like weytin dey worry diz one... Boom she headed for the gate outside... nd I left my room rushed out to meet her outside, so I can help her open the gate, I know she won't be able to open it. That was how she left

Kingrexyl:
I can still remember how one chic came to my house few years ago, and she didn't have the intention to go o because I live in a well lavish place, all the foods i have at home almost finish, even the ones in my refrigerator wasn't spared, and to make it worst she invited her friends to visit her, they wasted my wines and foods o, that day I was so vexed that I thought I would transformed into incredible hulk and beat shít out of them, when her friends left I confronted her, and she was angry with me, that I was shouting at her.

Believe me I never thought she would act like this, if you see this girl, a very intelligent and beautifully endowed girl and she's also light skinned.

But what really annoys me with her is that she always eat without finishing her food and throw the rest away, its not like i pluck money from trees, am also an hustler.

and sometimes when i don't have she will think i don't want to give her, can you believe this girl wont talk to me in my own house again i got fed of her bullshit and device a plan to leave her, but before that i had the longest sex ever with her ;and


My plan was to lie to her that me and my friend rented the apartment and he's coming in few days time, and i also have to lie to her that i'm travelling out of the country that i would spend months so it won't be advisable for her to stay in the apartment, that's how we both left o, i traveled to Abuja and stay there for 2 weeks before that, i broke my sim card so she won't reach me anymore, since that terrible experience when any lady tell me she wants to visit me i would lie to her that i'm squatting with a friend of mine, the one that told me that she must visit me was suprised, she was like you are squatting with your friend and you are driving a nice car.