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| Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Nobody: 7:40am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Dear denizens of obodo naira land, If you have spent at least an hour on this website, there are few things that will instantly grab your attention. Even more unique amongst these phenomenons is a character called Mr. Cork, a character that is central to naira land(well, in my opinion), and a character never, ever to be taken seriously. This thread is simply for everyone to write comments---about anything---in a Corkesque style, by employing all his grammar quirkinesses, which include but are not limited to gross misspellings, ad-hominems, illogical statements, and ambiguities. Allow me to start: |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Nobody: 7:41am On Dec 14, 2010 |
peoples on nl hates me becauise I loves light-skeened womens however, me love not dark skeened womens because they look like Ibo (no offeinse) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by freecocoa(f): 7:56am On Dec 14, 2010 |
@op,Bros are u high on taba?(no ooffeinse)i know you is ibo,don't lie,only ibo peoples can does thise(truss me) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Nobody: 8:03am On Dec 14, 2010 |
freecocoa onestly, u needs to learn how to spell. I can tells that you is dark skeened women (no offeinse) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by freecocoa(f): 8:13am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Correktion, i am light skeened and i can spells(truss me)are u a nl crackhead wanabe?(no ooffeinse) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by switdick(m): 8:56am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Lwkmd!! |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by InkedNerd(f): 9:03am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooo. I like this topic. ::[/b]Light skin girl minding her own business[b]:: Mr Cork: Excuse me liht skeened madam. I like the way your nyach dey shake. I have 2 goats, 3 cars, 5 chickenz, and Briteesh citizenzsheep make you be my wife  |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Nobody: 9:10am On Dec 14, 2010 |
inked_nerd, i would likes to nyansh you becauise you light skinned, but, you is Ibo all Ibos is ugly(truss me, I am ugly too). but would you come to my house, i have ferrari, credit cards, and i can feed all your family(no ofeinse) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Phate07(m): 9:13am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Inkerrdd-nerrd(f), madam are you light skins, and do you gots nyansh plus booobsii plus heavy thigh.  and cann you cooks and cleins. Be nice to me and you can have me all to yourself.  |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by EFCC1(m): 9:15am On Dec 14, 2010 |
madaem freecocoa can i Nyansh u |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Phate07(m): 9:18am On Dec 14, 2010 |
gaaaddemiit, hands off my woman! I saw her first i nyash her first!  |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by adagz01(m): 9:22am On Dec 14, 2010 |
I hate drak skinny girls truss me (no oofeincee) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by InkedNerd(f): 9:26am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Lmaaaaooooo, you guys are really crackin' me up. Seriously, I have a smile on my face right now. C'mon people, keep 'em comin'. You guys are a trip. Mr Cork: Liht skeened madeem, I getz 1956 Volkzwageen and nice house. Mr Cork: I no likes darkz skinndeeed womeens. They gets too much color. Mr Cork: Lihts skineed wymon, will you gives me lihts skineed babies. No tar babies allowed Mr Cork: Inked_Nerd, chops my money Mr Cork: Darks skeened womyeen makes my eyez pains me (no oofeincee) . Mr Cork: Madeam, brings your nyash |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Nobody: 9:32am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Phate07 <<<<< darkskin ugly ibo mechanic. i see you is trying to nyash my wife behaind my back. dis phate must be a nigerian. (truss me, i know dem) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Phate07(m): 9:36am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Where's mr cork(or any of the cork series)? Has he been deported(banned) again from the UK(Nairaland)? |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Nobody: 9:39am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Nigerian gurl in london chop my 2pounds yesterdy and i didnt nyansh her  .Mobo44 is rite Nigerian Gurls are golddiggaz |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Phate07(m): 9:40am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Omo_to_dun >>>>>> Hater! |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Phate07(m): 9:45am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Madam, can i kiss you? ((((((Mmwaahhh!)))))) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by segzicres(m): 9:45am On Dec 14, 2010 |
guy i think you're just very high. a very different type of high. maybe you're high on pure water or dry air. |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by InkedNerd(f): 9:48am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Nigerian gurlz no gets nyash |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by iyatrustee(f): 10:09am On Dec 14, 2010 |
omo to dun bro. a good idea from a crackhead Gaddemmit! |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Dyt(f): 10:11am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Peter file |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by kaymoney2(m): 10:20am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Actually omotodun is not really my pal because we were at loggerheads with each other sometime ago** But I totally agreed with all his observations this time around*** Because you want to be known and get popular doesnt mean you should throw away decency, good organisation of expression-ability to reason well before you post a reply** yet you want to take the whole forum by storm~~ Most of the time people like me and others just laugh and and bypass your jargons mistaken for english~~I think he should just take a clue from this tread and try to organise his post and write in good and acceptable english. |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by iyatrustee(f): 10:26am On Dec 14, 2010 |
kay-money: thanks mosquito head. your smal little opinion has been noted. cheers |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by kaymoney2(m): 10:29am On Dec 14, 2010 |
iyatrustee: Hmm  na me be mosquito head abi Iya dey jump like puma oo  |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by iyatrustee(f): 10:32am On Dec 14, 2010 |
Gaddemmit! Kay no be me oh! shebi na una say make we mimick cork? he would have said just that if he were to be here  |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Nobody: 11:09am On Dec 14, 2010 |
kay-money:thanks you. but do you have as many girlfrainds as i do, white girlfrnds, not those ugly skinny black women with no nyansh(truss me), they also like money too much(no offeinse) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by MissyB3(f): 12:23pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
Ibo news! This is not Enugu but nairaland, No more Ibo news. (No offeinse) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by Thatdave(m): 12:36pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
No offeinse, no offeinse everywear. Whay is it that somewone cannot even form there own english and spoke? |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by InkedNerd(f): 3:45pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
kay-money: Whoa, where did this comment come from? That totally came out of left field. Was there some sort of cyber brawl between you two? |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by denzel2009: 3:50pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
Truss me Psquare are ibo.they can spek inglis (no offeinse) |
| Re: Get Your Cork On: A Mr. Cork Tribute by lysaa(f): 10:55am On Dec 15, 2010 |
who the heck is Mr cock!? |
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